Disclaimer: Hey all…D.Seifer here. If you've read the story Link's Crazy Days, you'd know that the author was under the Skitzo and Psyco pen name. Well this is your author the once known as The Renegade Cherry Flavored Clown who has changed her name to Devil Seifer. Anyways, I don't own LOTR or Zelda, but just to enlighten you, there will be a pretty boy fight in this chapter! Enjoy and please read and review!

P.S. I don't mind Constructive Criticism.

Showdown at the Council: Link's new Journey.

Link crouched in the bushes outside the large circle of chairs surrounding a stand in the center where the babble and mayhem was happening. He could see a large elderly man with a dysfunctional looking hat and a weird root like staff yelling at a richly dressed man with a reddish beard, thin hair, and a shield on his back. Link noticed that the old guy had very bushy eyebrows.

'Jeesh, nobody's havin' a good day today are they?' thought Link. "Can't they get along?!"

"What was that?!" said a guy who was wearing a dark grey-silverish ornate robe with long blonde hair. Link noticed that it was similar to the color of his hair, but to his ears were…short!!! They barely poked through his hair!!! What kind of Hyalian was HE?! Before Link could examine any more of the strange people a large hand grabbed his tunic and lifted him out from behind the bush and threw him into the center of the circle.

"What the hell was that for you #&?!" yelled Link rubbing his face as he turned around to see the same freak in the cloak.

"Who are you, Orc spy?" the freak asked fiercely.

"First of all, who are YOU? WHAT are you? And WHAT the hell is an ORC?!" asked Link angrily, ticked that anyone would throw him like that.

"I am Legolas Greenleaf, I am an elf, and an Orc is a foul creature that you should know about and if you say you don't then you are lying you scu-"

"Legolas!" Stood a tall black bearded man who seemed to have traveled quiet a bit recently by the state of his clothes.

"Aragorn! He must be a spy! No elf would hide in the bushes like that!" Protested Legolas.

"You would think a spy would look fowler than he does," said Aragorn, "He looks almost exactly like you Legolas, if you look closely."

"I DO NOT!" Yelled Link.

"HE DOES NOT!!!" Yelled Legolas.

"HE'S UGLIER!!!" they yelled in unison.

"NO I'M NOT!!!" they yelled again.

"YES YOU ARE!!!" They yelled once again.

"QUIT COPYING ME!" They yelled again.

"I'M NOT! YOU ARE!" yelled Link.

"I HAVE LONGER HAIR!" Yelled Legolas.

"I HAVE THE SAME LENGTH!" Yelled Link.

"NO YOU DON'T!" Yelled Legolas. Link tore off his hat to reveal a very long shiny yellow ponytail held up by some twine that fell to the middle of his bicep, then ore out the twine and pulled the sides of his hair back like Legolas', showing the similarity in the hair they shared.

"You're just proving you're identical to Legolas." Noted the old man. "By the way what ARE you?"

"I'm a Hyalian, I come from Hyrule and I used to work for the Princess Zelda." Said Link stingily with his arms crossed. After a long silence, he added "And I'm better than that freak because of one thing. I've got longer ears. HA!" Legolas examined his ears self-consciously. "Yours barely pokes out of your hair!"

"SO?" retorted Legolas, "at least I'm better at archery, sword-fighting, and horseback riding!" Link looked as if he had been slapped in the face. Then suddenly drew the Master Sword and his Mirror Shield and pointed at Legolas with is sword tip and said. "How about we test to see if your skills are as big as your words." Legolas drew his White Blades and joined Link in his stance. "Love to." The two charged to only be stopped by the old guy's staff.

"Stop this foolishness." He said sternly. "You're acting like children!"

"Gandalf!" Legolas said startled as he almost slammed into the hard, wooden pole. "But he was-"

"Doesn't matter!" yelled Gandalf. "What matters is that we destroy the one Ring of Power! Do you understand that your differences can wait?!"

"Yes." They said as they reluctantly sheathed their swords.

"I will take the Ring to Mordor!" Squeaked the small figure outside the circle.

"Who the hell is the midget in the corner?!" asked Link.

"He is Frodo Baggins of the Shire." Said a man wearing a metal band across his forehead.

"And who are you?" asked Link.

"I am Elrond of Ilamidris." Said the elf bowing.

"And where am I?"

"Middle Earth."

"And where is that?"

"Middle Earth."

"I'm confused!!!"

"You are not from here."

"How can I get back?"

"Right now, he evil of this ring is holding back the way to get you back to where you came from. So the only way to get you back is to destroy this ring and come back to Ilamidris so I can get you back." Explained Elrond.

"Joy…" said Link sarcastically. "Woopdie do…"

"Why don't help this fellowship destroy the ring and I will get you back to your homeland." offered Elrond.

"Yeah…I guess I have nothin' else to do." Link said lamely.

"When you come back when the ring is destroyed, I will help back to you're home."

"Thank you." Said Link as he saw Legolas slap his head wondering what he had done to disserve this punishment. A dwarf and an evil mutant elf! Just GREAT!

A/N: Well? How was that? I tried to make it funnier. Next time: Link and the Fellowship set off on their new journey and encounter strange new creatures. This is bound to be good! So please review and tell me if you got some ideas to torture Legolas or Link! C'Y4!!!!! R&R!!!!!! THANKX!

D.Seifer .... /