Disclaimer: Konechiwa!!!! Welcome to another insane chapter of wackiness. I hate repeating myself but in this case I must, I don't own Zelda or LOTR. Please R&R I have noticed that not many are reviewing, except Banshi Kender and Kikyo's Killer. By the way, Banshi Kender, have you read DragonLance by any chance??? Also thanks for the great reviews you both, I really appreciate it. Anyways I was just wondering and on with the show!!!! Peace!!!

Keese or Crebein???

"Gandalf, left or right?" asked the (as Link guessed) leader of the hairy midgets.

'Oh joy…we're doomed.'

"Left." Replied Gandalf.

'Thank the goddesses that SOMEBODY knows the general directions here!'

"Merry! I think that one's lookin' at ya!" Link heard the hairy midget to his other hairy midget friend named 'Merry.'

"You think Pippin?" asked Merry, smiling at an elf maiden.

"Of course!!!" said Pippin.

"Yo! Midgets!" yelled Link. "Hurry up if you don't want to be left behind!!!"

"WE'RE HOBBITS!!!!" they yelled in unison.

"MIDGETS, HOBBITS, WHATEVER! C'MON!!!" yelled Linkdragging themtoward the exit.

Somewhere near the base of the Misty Mountains…

Link watched Legolas stand on a rock "watching for any type of trouble." He knew he was trying to look important.

"Hey, Little Miss Nancy Pants!!!" Legolas looked coldly back at Link as he walked towards him. "You can get down from your little mountain, I don't hear any type of stomping of armies or anything!" but before Legolas could come up with a cool remark, Link's ears perked up and whirled around to look at a wisp of cloud.

"I hear wing beats!" Said Link suddenly.

"Erm…me too!!!" said Legolas quickly intently staring at the cloud too. Link could tell he couldn't hear them.

"KEESE!!!" Yelled Link wildly.

"No, their not!!! Crebein from Dunland!!!" Yelled Legolas triumphantly. Link scowled as the elf puffed out his chest at the Hyalian.

"Hide!!!" yelled Aragorn. Sam doused the fire with a bucket of water, Boromir, Merry, and Pippin ran to hide under a bush, Gandalf ran under a crevice. Link looked around and saw a bush near Gimli, Aragorn and Frodo's hiding spot, he quickly dove under it and in seconds a body slammed into his gut. Legolas looked up at the cloud of birds, but felt a booted foot kick him in the back when the birds had passed. Legolas turned to find two angry watery blue eyes glaring at him. Link pushed him all the way out from under the bush.

"Watch where you're going!" Link yelled at Legolas as he stood up and dusted himself of the boot-prints on his back.

"Excuse me for trying not to get us discovered by the enemy!" yelled Legolas. "By the way," he added as an after thought, "we never got to finish our fight!!!"

"Well, what are we waiting for!!!" said Link pulling out his Master Sword and shield as Legolas pulled out his white blades. They lunged and as Legolas went to slice at Link's head, Link flipped over Legolas' head and scraped him with the tip of his shield. Link whirled around and crouched holding his sword and shield above his head. Legolas pulled out his bow, strung an arrow, only to find Link behind him with a fire arrow poised at the back of his neck. Aragorn took this stall in the fight as a chance to break it up. Aragorn grabbed Legolas and Boromir grabbed Link and pulled him back so the arrow would slip out of his grip and twang into the air and soar safely away from the fellowship only to hit an unaware Orc in Isenguard, setting it on fire.

"Mire kerack menax beiare tos nowark nom voesearc menin!!!!" cursed Link in Hyalian at Boromir mainly saying many inapropreate words.

"Must you two constantly fight like petty children?!" scolded Gandalf.

"Okay we'll stop! Just get this guy off-a me!!!!" Yelled Link as Boromir accidentally was pulling Link into a full Hyalian bridge.

"Oh…sorry." Said Boromir letting him go. Aragorn had Legolas by the arms, whom was thrashing wildly, only to reluctently go limp to show he wouldn't fight with Link anymore. Aragorn cautiously let him go.

"The path south is being watched," said Gandalf turning to the snowy mountain behind them, "We must take the pass of Caradhras!"

"Hold on a sec!!!" yelled Link kneeling down taking off his hat as if he was searching for something in it. "I gotta find my Zora's Tunic!!!"

Well? How was it? I had to reference to the movie and the book a lot for this chappie!!! whew --; Please review and tell me some ideas for the torture of Legolas and Link for the next chapter, or I won't write it! R&R!

Thankx,

D.Seifer