Chapter One
Megan and Kandyce walked through the crowd to Platform 9 ¾. It was a dull, cloudy, boring day. They ran trough the barricade and stood, looking at the bright red train. Hogwarts students were moving around the platform, saying good-bye to parents and getting reacquainted with old friends. Adrian and Draco were pushing first and second years around, taking their money and grabbing their belongings. All the compartments were full so the two girls settled in a compartment with Draco, Adrian and Quidditch captain, Marcus Flint. When they were just settled in, Graham Montegue rushed in, saying "I just totally kicked Harry Potters little wee-"
He was interrupted by a prefect, who looked down on them. They grinned stupidly at her and she left. All of the friends happily chatted about Quidditch and how stupid the Gryffindorks (their name for Gryffindor) were. The train finally stopped and they gathered their little things. They stepped onto the Hogsmeade platform and made their way to the carriages, pushing Colin Creevy into the Lake as they went by (WHAT? You would, too!). They strode into the Great Hall, pushing second and third years out of the way. They took a seat at the Slytherin table and immediately started to chuck flasks of pumpkin juice and pies at the Gryffindorks. Draco threw a cupcake at Creevy, much to the girl's dismay (Kandy said, "What? It was a pretty iced cupcake!") The finished chatting and eating and walked down all the stairs to the Slytherin Common Room. Kate suddenly burst into the room.
"You should a seen it! I stole the Weasley's flying car because the stupid train. I crashed it, of course. Anyway, when I was coming up the stairs to the Entrance Hall, I pushed Harry down the steps and he rolled down the road! That Hermy-ninny is after me, though." She gasped.
The whole Common room laughed. Suddenly Graham emerged from the portrait whole. "Cho Chang was just making out with Harry and Ginny caught them. She started beating on Cho, Harry tried to break it up and in the end, they both were beating on him and now he's in the Hospital wing."
The Common Room yet again burst into laughter. Draco laughed a little too hard and he fell off his chair, revealing three full bottles of Fire Whiskey and one empty bottle.
"Is that… Fire whiskey?" Kate started. She eyed it and dove. Draco leapt for it as well. A dozen more people jumped for it and landed on top of them. "Man, I'm so happy that Umbridge is Headmistress," Kate's muffled voice said, "because she let's Slytherins do whatever they want." Draco pushed people off of him and sat back on his chair and passed each girl a Fire Whiskey. The three were pleasantly drunk when Kate and Kandy piped up.
"We were thinking. You know how everybody says 'The boy who lived'? We should say the boy who lived…DIED!" The common Room, of course, burst into laughter.
The next day they had a Quidditch game against the Gryffindorks. The Slytherins totally creamed them 300-10. The new Keeper was Draco, Kandyce, Marcus and Graham were Chasers, Megan and Adrian were Beaters (He He) and Kate was Seeker. During the game Megan broke Colin's nose by hitting the Bludger into the stands. They scored 15 times and Gryffindor scored once. Kate then caught the Snitch and the game ended.
