Vash cringed as Mrs. Petersen hobbled towards them.
"Isn't that the ancient spider who pinched your butt, brother?"
"Eep!" Vash scurried inside the house.
"Coward."
Knives scowled at Edna Petersen, the town's oldest (human) inhabitant.
"Hello, sonny!" she sniggered.
"Figured you'd need these." She nodded at the flagpole, then handed Knives a box.
He eyed it suspiciously.
"Open it," she prodded.
He would not display weakness in front of spiders...
He opened the box, and found...
A leopard-print thong?
Edna winked.
Knives screamed girlishly and ran (it runs in the family).
Edna chuckled. " Meryl's right. Tweaking him is fun."
