"I am the elusive Mayfly known as love -OW!" A derringer bounced off Vash's head.
"That's a dumb comparison," Knives grumbled. "Mayflies don't eat. They only live for a few day and die after...uh... " Ugh, better not mention the mating part.
"Anyway, at the rate you gorge yourself, you're still a nymph."
"I'm not a girl!" Vash protested.
"Idiot, a 'nymph' is the juvenile stage of a mayfly. They live for years and are omnivorous- they'll l eat anything."
"Extended immaturity, eats everything in sight," Meryl sighed. "That's Vash, all right."
Millie frowned. "So...does that make Meryl a nymphomaniac?'
