"...Um...What are you doing?"
"...Er...I don't know... I've never done this before... Have you?"
"NO!"
"...Uh-oh..."
"...I've heard of forty-year old virgins, but this is... unbelievable."
"... You seemed to know what to do..."
(Whack!)
"You're the pervert! You're supposed to know!"
"... Would you believe the things you hear in bars?"
"...Great....Sex Ed from drunks..."
"Well, we should be able to figure this out. There's only one way this could work, right?.. Isn't it a sort of 'insert tab A into slot B' type of thing?"
"What, now I'm a Thomas harness?!?"
"...Hm, maybe a couple of ways...."
(Whack!)
