A/N: Sorry, should have clarified earlier. A 'Mary-Sue' is many things, but the commonest definition is a character based on the author, but is smarter, prettier, sexier, etc. than the author herself. I.e., what we all secretly wish we were.
I actually don't mind Mary-Sues, as long as they're at the very least self-aware and the author uses a spell-checker. Unfortunately, spellcheckers don't do homonyms, which sometimes leads to interesting results!

Heavily influenced by "Trigun: The Mary Sue", by Zula. It appears to be on hiatus right now.

A beautiful blonde woman with sapphire colored ayes sauntered into town.

"I'm Marie-su!"

"What a babe!" screamed Vash the Stamped

"Where in love!" sang Legalo, Midevialley & Knifes.

"But your dead!" cried Milli.

"And/or gay!" added Merly.

"Dead characters often revive upon my arrival," Mary-su shrugged. "And gay men become straight because of my presents. It's a job perk."

"Job perk?" snapped Merl. "That explains you're perky smile, perky personality, perky tits and-"

"Since you're omnipotent," Vash interrupted hastily, "could you fix the spelling mistakes in this story?"

Mari-sue shook her head. "Sorry, Vash, even my powers have their limits.