A/N: Sorry, should have clarified earlier. A
'Mary-Sue' is many things, but the commonest definition is a character
based on the author, but is smarter, prettier, sexier, etc. than the
author herself. I.e., what we all secretly wish we were.
I actually don't mind Mary-Sues, as long as they're at the very least self-aware and the author uses a spell-checker. Unfortunately, spellcheckers don't do homonyms, which sometimes leads to interesting results!
Heavily influenced by "Trigun: The Mary Sue", by Zula. It appears to be on hiatus right now.
A beautiful blonde woman with sapphire colored ayes sauntered into town.
I actually don't mind Mary-Sues, as long as they're at the very least self-aware and the author uses a spell-checker. Unfortunately, spellcheckers don't do homonyms, which sometimes leads to interesting results!
Heavily influenced by "Trigun: The Mary Sue", by Zula. It appears to be on hiatus right now.
A beautiful blonde woman with sapphire colored ayes sauntered into town.
"I'm Marie-su!"
"What a babe!" screamed Vash the Stamped
"Where in love!" sang Legalo, Midevialley & Knifes.
"But your dead!" cried Milli.
"And/or gay!" added Merly.
"Dead characters often revive upon my arrival," Mary-su shrugged. "And gay men become straight because of my presents. It's a job perk."
"Job perk?" snapped Merl. "That explains you're perky smile, perky personality, perky tits and-"
"Since you're omnipotent," Vash interrupted hastily, "could you fix the spelling mistakes in this story?"
Mari-sue shook her head. "Sorry, Vash, even my powers have their limits.
