A beautiful blonde woman with sapphire colored eyes sashayed up to their table.
"Hi, I'm Mary-sue! I'm-"
"A plant?" Meryl hissed.
"A genetically altered human?" Millie suggested.
"A loving, completely ordinary woman," Knives groaned. "Someone I can fall in love with, so I learn to appreciate humans."
"No, I-"
"was mysteriously transported here from Earth?" Vash scurried under the table. "Those are really scary," he whispered.
"A telepath." Millie piped up.
"Wrong hair color," Meryl muttered.
"The sibling of one of the Gung-Ho Guns." gruumbled Knives.
-your waitress." She gave the group a strange look. "Would you like to order?"
