A/N: Ah, how we wish this were true. Sadly, it is not.

"I've got it," Doc announced. "Plants need double fertilization- one for
the baby, one for the placenta."
After a moment of stunned silence-
"I'll do the baby!" Vash cried happily. "You do the placenta, Knives."
"What? I'm older!"
"She's my wife!"
"SHUT UP!!!" Meryl shrieked.
She glared at Doc. "Let me get this straight. The baby needs... TWO...
fathers?!?"
Doc nodded.
"You mean... with HIM?!?"
Knives fainted.
Doc coughed. "There's an alternative...The 'turkey baster method."
"Turkey?"
"Oops- I should say the "thomas baster" method?"
Meryl collapsed next to Knives.
"Doc," Vash murmured, "do you know how big a thomas is?"