When I was little, I dreamt my knight in shining armor would sweep me off my feet and carry me away on his white horse.

At 16, I decided shining armor & white horses were unrealistic.

By 20, I realized Mr. Right wouldn't appear at my... cubicle.

Then that assignment came.

How could I know? When I saw him, His Dorkiness couldn't ride a Thomas, and his armor wasn't shiny.

Besides, Prince Charming slays dragons. He doesn't accidentally destroy towns... or moons.

And "Happily Ever After" shouldn't include bounty hunters or psychotic siblings.

I never thought fairy tales came true.