My dear readers,
I must apologize in advance for the craptitude of this fic. I warn you it is full of intentional grammar and spelling mistakes, along with a rushed "plot" and OOC behaivior.
I don't own InuYasha or its characters. Rumiko Takahashi would have my head if I dared say other wise by writing this incredibly craptastic fic.
Please, don't enjoy the show...
inuyasha is walking down the path eating a bag of potato chips "hmph! that dumb kagome thinks she can boss me around all the time. well i wont stand for it anymore. im going to run away"
five minutes later
"ther im packed! i hope she gets eaten by something!" he huffed angryly.
"hi inuyasha."
"oh hello sesshomaru"
"im going to kill you!" sesshomaru said. he took out his sword and started swinging at inuyasha before inuyasha had a chance to swing.
"AAAAHHHHHH!" cried inuyasha as sesshomaru stabbed him
"hahaha! this is a special sword i got that will kill you even if you have nondead healing powers! gawd ur dumb."
"inuyasha!" said kagome
"kagome!" said inuyasha
"inuyasha!"
"kagome!"
"inuyasha, noooOOOOOoooooo dont die!"
"i love u kagome" inuyasha dies
"bwuahaha! now run away with me kagome!" says sesshomaru.
"ok" says kagome
"no wait kagome! i love u! i was never able to say my true feelings while inuyasha was alive but now that hes dead well love each other forever!" said miroku. miroku walked over and kissed kagome
"i love u too miroku. i never liked inuyasha! he was mean and ate all my ramen!"
sango storms over and hit miroku on the head with a mallet. "how could you miroku? dont you care about me at all?"
"no i only love kagome"
"well its to bad b/c i luv her and i will have kagome as my wife and we will haave little demon puppys and live forever in my manchiun!" said sesshomaru patting his tail wich he wares over his shoulder...
"both of u stand back im marrying kagiomr so ther!" said kouga and pokeing sesshomaru and miroku in the chest.
"o no! who do i chose?" asks kagome. the men started fighting over kagome. just then jaken runs out from behind sessh and hits everybody with his stick thing. their dead now. (A/N: Terribly sorry for the interruption. So that I am not to be murdered by my sister, I would like to rewrite the last line.) their dead now but miroku who is just mordaly wounded.
"kagome!" he yells.
"jaken!"
"kagome!"
"jaken!"
"oh kagome!"
"oh jaken! your such a man!" kagome said
"marry me kagome!" says jaken.
"ok!" said kagome
an our later
"i now pronoumce u husbend and wife." says kaede.just then inuyasha bursts into the door.
"kagome what r u doing?"
"were in love inuyasha and theirs nothing you can do to stop us!" kagome shoots inuyasha and inuyasha dies again.
and lived happily ever after with jaken
the end
So, what do you think? Crappy? I hope so... Don't ask me why I wrote this, just bored I guess. It was actually more difficult for me to use improper grammar. I kept going back saying "This isn't crappy enough..."
Ick, I feel all unclean now... Please review and flame whilst I go take a shower and continue writing some less-crappy fics.
Thanks for wasting your time and take a look at my other fics! They're not crappy!
Skyklutz the Storyteller
PS
If I get a single review that says "Gee, Skyklutz! I thought that was well-writen! This is going to my favorites!" I will lose all hope in the human race... what little was there to begin with... and I will have no choice but to curl up with Sesshomaru's shoulder fluffy, my Syaoran doll, and a vat of marshmallow fluff and sob on my bed. Just like I do when Cardcaptors comes on.
