A/N: I guess I will be continuing this because it's my most successful story so far... cough. Then again, sometimes it's good to leave a good title the way it is. Well, there's not much actual plot in this but it would be useful to help set up future chapters. But, N E wayz, here is the chapter:

The Life of Orochimaru:

Here I am currently sitting at my desk reading a book, when suddenly, for some random reason, I decided to check the time. Immedietly, I noticed that it was 11:24, nighttime. Ssssoooooo, I began to prepare for my daily 11:30 p.m activity. What kind of activity could it be? No, it's nothing inappropriate if that's what you're thinking. Well, not nessessarily appropriate either but thats besides the point... I think.

Anyways, I picked up my trusty ink pen and then took out a book labled Butter Cookies. And no, I do not eat books. I flipped to the nearest blank page and began writing. 'June 17, Age 10... Today, I bought my very first novel book. It was a most fabulous event beyond comparison. I memorized every single moment of it, which wasn't very long so it was easy to remember... and thus, I came up with a second solution to the whole nickname thing.'

I was at last satisfied with the entry and put my trusty ink pen down. Sure, many people would at first think this a diary, BUT, it isn't and will not be. Anyone who possess some sort of intelligence would know that this is actually a historical recording of the future Yondaime!... who shall be called Orochimaru!

Anyways, I proceeded to put Butter Cookies back to it's original spot on the desk and went to bed.

The next day, I awoken to the sound of tapping on my window. Being the anti-lazy person I am, I immedietly sat up on my bed and was about to see who was tapping the window when I realized the person, who is a ninja, was already standing in my room. Not only was the person, well, you know... there, but the person was also a female.

I was just about to freak out like an orangutan... no offense to any animal lovers or highly intelligent orangutans who may be reading this. P ...when I remembered that I was supposed to be 'cool' to keep my popularity rating up. That was so I recieve more respect when I become Hokage. And because of that, I just calmly spoke instead. "What is it"

"Hokage-sama wants to see you" the kunoichi said bluntly.

"O.K" I replied as I waited for the kunoichi to get out. She didn't, so we ended up just looking blankly at each other while converting oxygen to carbon dioxide.

After a few awkward minutes, she finally made a move. But it wasn't out the window, no, she had to be nosy and search around my desk for some random reason.

I cleared my throat to get her attention but she ignored it. So, as a more effective method I decided to say something.

However, just as I was about to speak, the kunoichi picked up Butter Cookies and said something extremely random. "All this time when you say 'I'm going home to eat butter cookies' you actually eat this book"

O.K... "No, I just decided to lable the book after what I love to eat the most" I replied in a semi-annoyed tone. "Besides, do you see any bite marks"

She nodded in acknowledgement as she flipped through the pages.

What the fbeeeeeeeeep! Why is she looking through my diary!... erm, historical recording!

I saw the kunoichi's expression fill with utter shock and fear. Her jaw practically dropped to the floor, gaping wide open as she GOLed (gasped out loud). I knew what was coming next as she spoke. "Holy fbeeeeeeeeeeping shbeeeeep! You keep a diary! You! The genius Orochimaru! The child that even jounins idolize"

I was speechless for a moment if not several. How can someone even think, that I, the future Yondaime who shall be called Orochimaru, keep a diary! Anyways, what did I tell ya? People always at first think it's a diary, which it isn't. But back to reality. What should I say? How did I get into this situation? It was after a few more minutes of thought that I decided I had nothing to be embarrassed about. Afterall, it wasn't a diary. It was a historical recording, HISTORICAL RECORDING! Also, note to self-Jounins idolize me! I didn't know I kicked so much ass! Keep up the good work-

But anyways, back to the main point: I decided to tell the kunoichi that it's not a diary. And so, I said"It's not a diary."

I noticed she was still in a strange standing coma, so I decided to add a few more explainations. "Just because it seems like a diary, doesn't mean you should jump to conclusions."

The kunoichi's mouth was still gaping and I could tell she still didn't believe me.

I shook my head with a sigh. "It's a historical recording... HISTORICAL RECORDING" I exclaimed in a pretty scary tone if I don't say so myself. I've been practicing.

That seemed to finally snap something as the kunoichi jerked and began nodding her head in understanding. "Ooohhhhhhhh..."

"Yaahhh..." I answered. She wasn't scared! 'Oh well, if at first you don't succeed, try, try again'.

"I'm so sorry about that misunderstanding" the kunoichi apologized.

"It's O.K" I said in response. With that, the kunoichi FINALLY, left.

I sighed and went to close the window. As I looked out, I could've sworn I saw the kunoichi start running like mad in circles and repeatedly say"OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG" But... I chose to ignore it as my fragment of imagination seemed to be acting up pretty often lately. For example: not too long ago, when I broke into Jiraiya's house to get some food, I could've sworn I saw a whole pile of adult magazines in the fridge. I mean, come on, adult magazines in the fridge! Something as ludicrous as that could only be a part of the imagination.

Anyways, after a few minutes of preparation, I went off to see Sarutobi-sensei.

I entered the Hokage office and noticed Sarutobi-sensei was busy with somebody. So, as I was waiting, I just looked around the Hokage office and planned in my head how I was going to re-decorate the room. It wasn't as if I had anything against Sarutobi-sensei's taste of style or anything but it's just that I have other preferences.

Around ten minutes passed and I was still waiting. I looked towards the botanic plant beside me. Such a pity. The stupid, sense-lacking plant could do nothing but photosynthesize all day while oblivious to the social life around it. It was also such a loner... sitting by itself. It was best to stay away from the plant as my reputation could be ruined if I hanged around such an anti-social thing. But, I wasn't the kind of person to do that. I actually kind of prefered loners who have been rejected by others.

But anyways, I continued to wait for Sarutobi-sensei.

At long last, after twenty more minutes, the jounin talking to Sarutobi-sensei left.

"Ah, Orochimaru, I have something to talk to you about" Sarutobi-sensei stated in an authoritive tone.

"What is it" I asked as I walked up to him.

"I heard from reliable sources that you freaked out yesterday and smashed the main road" Sarutobi-sensei responded.

"Uh..." I said in mono-tone.

"Has something been going wrong" he asked me.

"Well" I thought for a moment before I continued"I'm kind of annoyed of being called by my nickname all the time" I answered.

"You mean Oro" Sarutobi-sensei continued to ask.

My lower left eyelid twitched and he understood.

"But Jiraiya and Tsunade has been calling you this since forever" he said. "Well, I guess we'll need to get Jiraiya and Tsunade in about this."

"O.K" I replied.

"Oh yah, rumor has it that you eat books and keep a diary" Sarutobi-sensei said. "Is this true"

Where did he hear that"No, I don't eat books and no it's not a diary..." I answered.

"Oh, I see, historical recoring" Sarutobi-sensei asked.

"Exactly" I replied happily. I knew someone as smart as Sarutobi-sensei would realize it's a historical recording.

Anyways, after Sarutobi-sensei ordered some commands, Jiraiya was brought into the room.

"Ah, Jiraiya, I have something to talk to you about" said Sarutobi-sensei.

"What is it" my teammate responded.

"I'll tell you after Tsunade is here" Sarutobi-sensei replied.

Not long later, Tsunade was brought in.

"Ah, Tsunade, I have something to talk to you about" Sarutobi-sensei said predictively.

And also predictively, Tsunade responded with a"What is it"

"Well, it seems you guys don't know each other as well as I hoped" Sarutobi-sensei stated. "So, each of you will take turns in telling what you think about each other and then, you'll tell about yourself after everyone's finished. Orochimaru will go first."

"Uh... for Tsunade, I think she is strong, talented and a nice person" I said. "She dislikes pre-determined things and instead likes gambling very much but she kinda st... um... yah" I concluded before Tsunade got mad at what I was going to say next.

"For Jiraiya, I think he is talented, very energetic and very positive" I continued. "He dislikes perverted things and likes to read books."

For some reason, Tsunade gave me a sarcastic look. I merely shrugged as Sarutobi-sensei told Jiraiya to go next.

"For Oro..." I twitched a little as Jiraiya continued. "I think he is talented, positive, and an overall genius. He dislikes being bad at something and likes butter cookies and his nickname Oro." I twitched even more.

"Tsunade-chan is talented, kind, caring, cute and attractive" Jiraiya said. "She doesn't like perverts, pre-determined things, and anything bitter. She likes gambling, fighting, training, and prefers talent over strength. However, she stinks at gambling and gets pissed off really easily."

Wow, Jiraiya knows alot more about Tsunade than I do. Heck, he put my answer to shame.

The next turn belonged Tsunade who seemed really angry at what Jiraiya said about her. However, she seemed to lose the anger as she began to speak. "I think Oro-kun is smart, handsome, talented, strong, caring, sensitive when need be, positive, always has the right answer, fast both mentally and physically, mysterious in good ways..."

She continued on and on as my expression basically went Oo. Now, as much as I liked compliments, there is a thing as too much. Heck, even my anger from being called Oro was completely wiped out by the sheer and utter shock.

I noticed Jiraiya cocked an eyebrow also... well at least he tried to anyways, but since he wasn't as talented as me, he ended up raising both eyebrows and making an OO expression instead.

Tsunade finished the first part of her essay on me and proceeded to the next part. "He likes... dislikes... and is rumored to eat books..."

My shock slowly diminished throughout the ever long speech and was replaced by annoyance at the end. Who the hell started this rumor about me eating books? I'll murder them for that... but I don't mean it literally though.

Anyways, Tsunade began her speech about Jiraiya. "Jiraiya well, as much as he is a positive guy, he's a freakin' perverted pervert. I mean who the fffff..." Everyone GOLed. "beeeeeeeeeeep keeps adult magazines in their fridge"

I stared blankly for a while until it sank in. Ohhhhh myyy goddddddd! It wasn't my imagination! It's a fridge for goodness sakes! A FRIDGE! You just don't keep adult magazines in a FRIDGE! And of all people, Jiraiya!

Everyone seemed to stare wide-eyed at me. Did I just say that out loud?

"Orochimaru-kun... your eyes..." Tsunade said.

"What" I shouted very loudly as I was still in 'OMG my best friend keeps prn in his fridge' mode.

"Your eyes... they're gone..." Tsunade said wickedly.

"What are you talking about, I can see perfectly" I said. However, a sharp pain struck my eyes and I went blind. "AHHHH"

Suddenly, I woke up in a hospital bed with my sensei and teammates around me.

I asked the first question that anyone who suddenly found themselves in a hospital bed would ask. "What happened"

"You fainted from shock Orochimaru" Sarutobi-sensei said.

"Oh" I replied.

A/N: I know, stupid ending but it was a quick way to end the conversation. Just incase you don't really understand, Orochimaru fainted and started hallucinating after he thought 'And of all people, Jiraiya!'