Chapter two: Robbed

(On the phone)

"Ron, calm down and tell me what happened." Kim said as she laid on her bed talking on her phone to her best friend.

"I...I don't really know what happened." Ron stuttered. "When I got home my parents were tied up and gagged. After I untied them, they told me we were robbed"

"What was stolen"

"Not much. Just a few cheap nic-nacs. There was really no point in calling the police, but the 'rents said they would feel better if I did, so I called you."

"Well, I don't know if I can do any better, but I do have a little experiance." Kim joked, tring to lighten up the topic.

"Yeah, well, come down when you can." Ron said.

(Ron's house)

"Okay, so can you identify the robbers" Kim asked Mrs. Stoppable.

"Yes, it was a strange man. He had hairy hands, and I swear he was picking things up with his feet. There were also many mini ninjas. I can't really describe them. They were just so freaky, and they sent my husband to the hospital for therepy."

"Monkyfist" said Kim and Ron in unison. Monkeyfist, former Lord Monty Fisk, once was a very respected man, but he believed in mystical monkey power and had a crazed genetic scientist, DNAmy, give him monkey hands and feet.

"Why does it always have to be monkeys" Ron shreiked.

(Lair of Monkey Fist)

"Ah...now that I have found the sacred banana snowglobe, I will be the ultimate monkey ruler" boasted Monkey Fist to no one in particular. His boisterous voice echoed throughout his entire lair, bouncing off the stone walls and floors with no end in site. "All I must do now is carefully remove the top and pour the water onto my head, and when I die, I will become the monkey master"

"Don't think so" said Kim as she slid down a rope, through a skylight, and landed among some of Monkey Fist's monkey ninjas. They immediently attacked Kim until Ron slid down into the lair. Ron proved many times that he had done well with fighting monkeys, but today he was going to be the distraction, which was actually usual for him. As the monkeys turned their attentiion to Ron, Kim chased after Monkey Fist, who had just turned around a corner.

'Lucky for me he never installed carpet or I wouldn't be able to here where he's going.' Kim thought.

Suddenly she stopped at the end of the hallway where there were many different passegeways. 'It's too quiet. Where is Monkey Fist?' Kim looked around and, to her dismay, didn't see any sign to where he could have gone. Then she heard a noise that sounded like a bottle opening comming from her left.

Quickly Kim ran down that hallway to see Monkey Fist pulling the top off the snowglobe. "Don't you dare" Kim yelled.

"How did you get back here" asked a startled Monkey Fist.

"I have ears you know. You aren't exactly a mouse." said Kim calmly. She jumped up and did a flying kick and hit Monkey Fist square in the stomach.

"Oof" he yelped. Dropping the snowglobe, he grabbed his stomach.

As the snowglobe fell to the floor, its contents poured onto Kim's head. Just then Ron entered the room.

"KP" he screamed in awe as a spectrum of colors spun around her body, lifting her from the ground. Three seconds later, it was all over and Kim was on her knees.

"Okay, that was way freaky." Kim said as Ron helped her to her feet. "Do you have any idea what that was about"

"No, I thought it was just a cheap souvenior from the museum's gift shop." Ron commented, confused.

"Well, I guess we better get back to Middleton." said Kim after she had tied up Monkey Fist.

"Yeah, and fast. I just realized, in all this excitement, I left Rufus at home. Boy is he going to be mad." Ron said as he headed back to the main entrance.

Kim couldn't help but think that Ron looked really cute in this lighting. 'What am I thinking?' she asked herself. 'There is no way I could like Ron. He's my best friend.'