Bijoux: Hey there dudes...sorry for the extremely long update...if anyone cares...meh...anyway, sorry about a word in the last chapter that was kinda offensive...please don't report me...I'll cry if you do...meh...anyways...I don't own Yugioh and I don't own Harry Potter...people of higher class than me do...meh...anyway, please enjoy!
Chapter 9- Whatcha? Where? Where's my pudding?
Solomon began hissing like a cat from his place under a table in one of the falling apart carriages.
"Look old man… You can hiss and scream and cry like a monkey that just went through the car wash to your hearts content! But it's not going to get you anywhere anytime soon!" Malik tried to force Solomon out from the table.
"Please come out old man! This carriage is going to fall off any minute now….." Malik pleaded.
"NOOO!" Solomon screamed like a hotdog getting eaten by Rosy O'Donnald, "I was born in this here carriage under the table! And I'll die in this here carriage under the table!" Solomon kicked and screamed.
"But sir…..please….." Malik said as he tried to pull the old disgruntled man out from under the table.
"Arrrrrghfhfaararaaaaghghghareeerrauruururur!" Solomon screamed as Marik tugged at him harder (that sounded pretty wrong…..).
"What the hell is all the commotion in here!" Joey screamed as he and Tristan entered the carriage.
"Yugi's old fart won't move….." Malik grumbled as he let Solomon go. Solomon continued to scream and cry; like an ice cream cone that had been dropped on a footpath, and a dog was walking towards it….
"Oh no……I hate it when the old fogies do this…." Tristan mumbled as he knelt beside Solomon and tried to pull him out.
Solomon started screaming and kicking again.
"Look you stupid old fart! If you don't move now, this carriage is gonna fly off the rest of these carriages and take you with it to hell!" Tristan screamed, as he pulled harder.
(Creak)
"Oh no! It's gonna fall off! Run round in circles and scream!" Joey screamed as the carriage creaked and cracked; Joey soon found himself running around in circles screaming.
Malik raised an eyebrow at Joey as his stupidity spread to Tristan.
"Oh my god! They never played the second part to the Hoobs! We're all gonna die!" Tristan yelled as he too began running around in circles with Joey.
"Now we'll never now if Huba-Huba took his ex to court for stealing his pie!" Joey cried. Malik rolled his eyes then tried to grab Solomon again.
Solomon still didn't want to cooperate; he screamed and cried and kicked…. "Whatcha? Where? Where's my pudding!" He screamed at Malik.
The carriage creaked and rumbled as the train continued ahead.
"It's about to fall off!" Malik screamed as he grabbed Joey and Tristan by there ankles and dragged them off the carriage. He was about to go back for Solomon but the carriage all of a sudden flung off the back with him in it.
"OH NOOO! THE OLD FAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRT!" Malik screeched, as he watched Solomon laugh like a drunk as the train sped away from the almost halted, separated carriage.
"YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE!" Solomon cackled, his eyes were red and he had spit coming out is mouth as he laughed.
Malik, Joey and Tristan didn't know how to react…Solomon was lost forever…their chocolate was in Solomon's bag…and Solomon's bag was with Solomon…and Solomon was Solo-dead...(well maybe not exactly dead…)
"Well...we'd better go tell Yugi…there'll be no chocolate tonight…." Tristan mumbled as they headed back to their carriage.
End chapter 9
Bijoux: Sorry if this is considered short...if anyone wants me to continue this then I'll make the chapters longer...meh...please review...
