'Are we nearly there yet?' Random and the small purple fanfic author had been hunting for Shrekster for almost a week and the small purple fanfic author was getting bored.
'No. We have another 3 light-years to go before we get to her part of the universe, you know that!'
'Yeah but I'm booooooored! This shuttle's boooooring' Random pulled a face at small purple fanfic author.
'Get over it. Wonder how they're doing on Enterprise. I'll be right back!'
'Hey! Wait! Where are you going? Don't leave me here!' It was too late. Random disappeared off into the ENT universe in search of the good ship Enterprise.
'Hi there John!' Random appeared behind the captain, making him jump. She really loved doing that!
'Would you quit it!'
'Quit what?'
'You know what!'
'Oh fine.' Random sighed. 'You're such a spoilsport Jon.' Looking out the window she noticed the stars were once again whizzing past. 'You got going again then?'
'Yes. Had to take the sheets down to Laundry, they were covered in space dust!'
'Oh?' Random tried to look innocent. She failed.
'You're enjoying this, aren't you?'
'Me? No! Course not! Well glad to see you're moving again. Gotta go! Bye!' Random vanished again.
'I really wish she'd just use the door like a normal person.' Archer muttered as he headed back to Porthos with a plate of cheese.
'It's OK!' Random smirked as the small purple author jumped. 'Enterprise is going again! The OC's are saved!'
'That doesn't solve the problem though. Shrekster is just gonna do it again, you know how much she loves making Trip crawl into small spaces!'
'True. You can't blame her for that though can you?'
'No.' The two authors drifted off into little mini-universes. They snapped back to awareness when the small purple fanfic author shorted out a control panel with her drool.
'Damn! Now we'll have to fix it!'
'Oh no you won't!' Shrekster appeared on the shuttle.
'Oh yes we will!' Random and small purple fanfic author chorused back.
'Oh no you won't! I can fix it no problem.'
'Oh no you can't!'
'Oh yes I can!'
A/N: Will the pantomime continue? Has the author lost her mind? Tune in next time to find out on...The Idiot's Guide!
