Disclamer: I dont own Yu-gi-Oh, but the rabid Mad Cows are MINE!
Chapter one: uninvited guests
Kaiba nervously straightened his coat. "He'll be here soon," he thought. Kaiba had done the inevitable. He had asked Joey out on a date. Kaiba had made reservations at a five-star luxury resort in the Niagara region, right near the Canadian border. He and Joey were going to spend the weekend. Joey had gone to a local arcade after lunch. He said he would be back for dinner, and he knew that Kaiba had planned some thing special. Now Joey was late and he left Kaiba sitting alone in the world famous Steakhouse all by himself.
"Stupid mutt." He muttered under his breath. Just then, Joey came running towards his table. " Jez, sorry I'm late. They had this cool game at the arcade an I lost track of time…" "Just sit down and catch your breath, Joey. You can tell me over dinner." Kaiba smiled. It wasn't a smirk, it was a genuine smile. Those were rare for Kaiba, and usually, only Mokiba made him smile, that was, before he met Joey.
Kaiba and Joey ordered dinner and sat, talking and eating. They were having the time of there lives when, MOOOO! The quiet chatter stopped. Everyone stopped eating and began to search for the cause of the strange noise. Even Joey stopped bragging about his all-time pinball high score to help.
A little while past and eventually ever one gave up. Joey went back to bragging and the chatter picked up again. Kaiba was playing with a strand of Joey's hair, not really caring too much about what he was saying. Suddenly, there was a rumble in the distance. It grew louder and louder, it was the sound of hoof beats, and then MOOOOOO! MOOOOOOO! MOOOOOOOOOOO! Suddenly one of the walls of the Steakhouse collapsed, reveling none other than, MAD COWS! RUN! People ran in every direction screaming as the insane cows tied people together, Did the hula with skirts made from sausages, and worst of all Shredded Rare Cards! Kaiba, screaming like a girl, ran around yelling "Joey! Joey! Has anyone seen my puppy?"
Finally Kaiba spotted him on the other side of the room. Joey was bound and gagged with sausages and was getting a complete makeover form one of the Mad Cows. "No Joey! I'll save you!" All Joey could say was "MHMMMP MHMPMMH!" which means something like "I love you Kaiba!" One of the Mad Cows, apparently the leader, Stepped forward, "I'll be Back!" He said. "No don't take my Joey! - Wait, you can talk!" asked Kaiba. "Uh look over there!" stammered the Mad Cow. Kaiba turned to look and when he looked back, Joey and the Mad Cows were GONE! "NNNNNNOOOOOOOO!" cried Kaiba, I'll get you back, Joey!"
Far, far away on a little island some were in the Pacific Ocean …
Sharp teeth and yellow eyes catch the little light in the small dark room. I'll get you Kaiba; I'll get you, and your little dog too! Joey is in the corner of the room, still struggling against his beefy bindings. Evil cackle sounds in the room, is soon joined by the psychotic mooing of mad cows, and the howling laughter of who knows what, along with some evil blond laughter. Muhhhhhhaaaaaaa-cough, cough. Hehe, hairball. Be prepared, Yu-Gi Mouto, your next!
