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Chapter Three: Never Trust A Squirrel

A pair of Yellow eyes floated in the darkness. Four long, sharp cat claws drummed at the arm of its chair impatiently. The leader of the Mad Cows stood in front of it. He bowed and began his report. " Two of the targets have been captured, we missed Seto Kaiba, though." " Failure is not an option with the amount I pay you." The voice from the darkness sounded annoyed. " Yes, I know. We are now sending the RS to pick up the next target. " Excellent." The voice said. There was a hint of purr in it. " And how are the prisoners?" "They are in the containment room waiting for you." The captain bowed and went toward the exit. " I still expect you to bring me Kaiba." The voice said. The captain of the mad cows bowed again and exited the room. " This is going to be fun." It thought and swiveled the desk chair around, away from the light.

Some where in Domino City…

Ryou Bakura was taking a walk in the park. It was a fine, sunny day. He stopped by a birdbath. Two adorable birdies were talking a bath while singing a happy little song. Ryou stopped to admire them. Suddenly, the thief Bakura took over Ryou's body and blast both the little birdies to the shadow realm. " What did you do that for?" asked Bakura looking at the lifeless birds, which had fallen out of the birdbath and onto the ground.

His Yami smirked. " I'm just keeping in practice for the pharaoh." He said. He pushed the unconscious birds under a bush with his foot. " Besides," he said, " Those birds were beginning to annoy me." Tears weld up in Ryou's eyes. " Can't you be nice for once?" He asked, sniffing back a sob. " Let me think…" said Bakura. "No." Ryou thought for a moment. " If you aren't nice, I'll…" "Do what? Said Bakura, "cry?" "No I'll give the millennium ring to the pharaoh!" He finished triumphantly.

The smirk dropped off Yami Bakura's face. " Fine." He grumbled, "The only reason why I'm cooperating is because I won't be handed over to that fool of a pharaoh." He projected himself from the millennium ring. " Well there aren't any animals around." He said. "Let's go buy some nuts from that guy over there." "Okay." Said Ryou. He and his Yami walked over to the guy selling nuts from the street vendor. There was something strange about that man. For one thing, he had horns on top of his head and an utter. Ryou stopped to look, but Bakura possessed his body and forced him to walk away.

As Yami Bakura walked along eating the peanuts, A little squirrel came along and sat down in the path in front of him. It looked so cute, even Bakura had to agree. He gave the squirrel one of his peanuts. ( no pun intended.) and walked on. The squirrel came back, and this time, He brought friends, about three hundred friends. " Nice squirrels" said Ryou, attempting to back away. The squirrels formed a circle around Him and Bakura. " Do you want another peanut?" He asked. He threw a peanut into the growing hoard of squirrels. They ignored it. They drew closer and closer to Bakura and Ryou. They were completely surrounded.

The squirrels pounced on Bakura. By now, all the squirrels were foaming at the mouth. They began to drag Bakura and Ryou across the park by their hair. "OW! Let me go you stupid squirrels!" Yami Bakura shouted as they dragged him across the park's parking lot. Once again, a car was waiting for the victim and the driver was a Mad Cow. The squirrels chattered something to the Cow. He nodded. Yami Bakura attempted to use Shadow magic on the Mad Cow with no prevail. The Squirrels tied Bakura up and covered his mouth with duct tape. They slammed the door and the car sped away. The funny thing about all this is, no one in the park seemed to care.

Yay! I have completed chapter three! Send me reviews and ideas, and I'll write more!