Yep, I'm back! Prepare for madness!

Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh!

Seto Kaiba sat alone in his office. He had to find Joey…he just had to. He looked out his office window at Domino city below. Suddenly the door of his office swung open. Standing in the door way was a pampered-looking fluffy white kitty. Kaiba stared and the cat stared back. It ran over and jumped on his desk. The cat seemed nice enough. He out stretched his hand to pet the cat. The cat did a ninja-flip, and took a net-gun from its fur. It shot the gun at Kaiba, who was quickly entangled in a net. The cat swaggered out of the room and three mad cows entered. Kaiba struggled in the net, and was quickly knocked out by one of the cows.

"Bring him to my chopper." Said the white cat to one of the cows. "Now the real fun begins. You will receive payment once we get back to my island. Kaiba's duel disk lay on his desk, along with his deck. The cat stared at the disk and the cards. She pointed to them with one claw. "Bring those, he's going to need them," she said gesturing to Kaiba.

When Kaiba woke up, he was in a dark room covered entirely in carpet. He groaned and rubbed the spot on his head were the mad cow had hit him. "Kaiba, are you okay?" asked a familiar voice. He looked up, and there was Joey standing over him. "Joey!" Kaiba said. He was relived to see the mad cows had not hurt Joey, although he was now wearing a pink cow suit. He looked down and saw he was wearing a white one. "This is odd." He thought.

He looked around the room as soon as his eyes had adjusted to the light. He saw that the room had a bare floor and a carpeted ceiling. All around the room hung things you wouldn't usually see on walls. There regular clothing was nailed to the walls. Joey and Kaiba both had their duel-disks attached to their arms. Kaiba took out his deck and checked it over.

None of his cards were missing or damaged. Suddenly, the door on the ceiling opened and Yu-gi and Bakura fell through a hole in the roof. They landed in a pile on top of Kaiba. "This is getting really strange", Kaiba thought as he looked up at the door on the carpeted ceiling. Suddenly, the floor broke and the four Duelists fell through the empty darkness were the floor had once been. The fluffy white cat cackled a long, evil laugh as the four duelists fell to there doom, an eternity of baby sitting hyper-active super powered children, without pay.

Kaiba woke with a start. He had fallen asleep at the table; He was still in the restaurant wanting for Joey to have dinner with him. " So it was all just a dream? He inquired out loud. A nearby waitress put down the menu that was covering her face. She was a cow, and she was foaming at the mouth. "I wouldn't be so sure about that," She said with an evil grin. "NOOOOOOOOOO!" Kaiba screamed and bolted from his table. He ran smack into Joey on his way out. "Hey Kaiba sorry I'm late. I…" "Why don't we go back to the hotel and have pizza instead." Kaiba suggested, with a nervous look behind him, toward the restaurant door. "This place isn't that good anyway."

The End?

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