Disclaimer: I don't own Final Fantasy, or any other game/anime/manga that I might incorporate into my fic... wtf is right my friends. It never makes any sense.

WARNING: I haven't written a fic in a long time, or a final fantasy fic, ever. Yes, I do live a sheltered life. It's a mazing isn't it, I have read your mind twice now in the first like 2 min.

Chapter One

Sephiroth And Food

Sephiroth was bored out of his mind in some random hotel, as usual. He walked to Cloud's room via the little door...connecter thingy,... yeah. Apparently, Cloud wasn't there, so guess what time it is...go through Cloud's groceries-time. (Yeah, really, really random get used to it.)

Cloud had just been to 7-11, (angel chorus comes out of no where in rejoice) and had gone to the service desk to ask if "there was a doctor in the house." No really, he had brain freeze and was stupid enough to ask for a doctor. But, that's not the point. Sephy found twinkies. He was confused.

He unwrapped the delicacy delicately, (hahahaha) and shoved the entire thing into is mouth, his eyes instantly bulged. He spun around madly for about 3 minutes. Then, what do you know, Cloud walks in carrying a heating pad on his head complaining. Too bad, because Sephy had just found an outlet to his problems.

He was going to spit it out, too bad because Cloud was standing right there. Yup, you guessed it, Cloud got a face full of twinkie, creamy, chewed up spew. Sick, I know. About to seconds later Vincent walked in with yuffie on his arm (much to his displeasure) and laughed at the whole predicament. Which coincidentally caused slurpie to come spewing out of his nose.

And to top it all off, the entire contents of Vinnie's slurpie poured over Sephiroth. Sephy took the back of his blade, carefully trying to get the mush off of his face. That proved useless. So he took cloud's shirt, (yes he ripped it right off of Cloud) and used it like a dish rag. Aeris was kind of confused at the whole thing, so she killed herself into a 2nd afterlife.

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