Disclaimer: I don't own anything but if I did the events in 'Threads' S/J wise and their respective folks wouldn't have needed to happen.
Rating: G
Spoilers: none
SG-1 finished the debriefing on the latest mission to P3R yada, yada, yada and were just about to leave for the day (yes, they really do leave) when Cassie came running in the room out of breath.
"Cassie!" Said Sam, happy to see the college student. Cassie hugged Sam before turning her attention to the person she had come to see.
"Uncle Jack! You are never going to believe this!" exclaimed the 19 year old
"What won't I believe?" Jack asked
Taking a deep breath Cassie told him excitedly "Nancy Cartwell is going to be at my school TONIGHT!"
For once in his life Jack was speechless. Sam, Daniel, and Teal'c, however, had no idea what the other two were talking about.
"Cassandra Frasier, who is this Nancy Cartwell you speak of?" Teal'c asked
At this point, Jack began to talk "She is just THE most wonderful, talented woman on the face of the Earth," then quickly looking at Sam he amended "Besides Carter here."
"She ROCKS!" added Cassie
Jack turned to Cassie "She's really going to be there? You're sure?"
"Yes! Tonight at 6:00. In the student center!" the teenager explained "And anyone can go! It's open to the public!"
Jack looked at his watch. It was 1500 right now meaning he had 3 hours before she would be there. "Um, Carter since you are going home I'm going to put Teal'c in charge of the base."
"Sam will you come with us?" asked Cassie "Please?"
"I'll think about it," Sam smiled which meant she would go
He gathered up his papers into a folder "You're all dismissed. Cassie, go to my house and we'll be there in an hour and a half and we can go together."
Cassie squealed with joy and ran out of the room in a way similar to how she entered. Teal'c thanked Jack for trusting him to be in charge and Daniel, although still confused, went with Teal'c to get something to eat. Sam stayed back and followed Jack into his office.
"So, sir would you like to tell me who Nancy Cartwell is?" she asked
"Nope. But if you come with me and Cassie you can find out," he told her
Sam gave him a look that said more or less 'oh really?' and Jack put on his best puppy dog face "Please? It will be fun."
"Cassie is a bad influence on you, she told you I can't say no to that look, didn't she?" Sam relented
"Maybe. Come on, we need to get a move on here. Get your stuff for the weekend and lets get out of here."
Monday morning Sam was greeted by Daniel in her lab.
"Hi Daniel," she greeted
"Hey Sam. So, did you find out who Nancy Cartwell is and why Cassie and Jack were so excited?" he asked with a secretive smile
"Yeah and I think you know too. Look it up online?" she asked.
Daniel nodded "Yup. Shes the voice of Bart Simpson."
A/N: the idea came to me when I found out Nancy Cartwell was going to be at my school. I don't really watch The Simpsons but I thought it would be funny if Jack heard about it…
