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Chapter 1: The Wish

"O.k. Timmy, we're going out now," Timmy's Dad said. "Vicky will be here in a minute to look after you."

"Gee great." Timmy replied sarcastically.

"Oh TIMMY!" A dreaded voice at the door yelled out. "I'm HERE!"

"Oh, look at that," Timmy's Mum said. "Vicky's here, bye Timmy." Then Timmy's Mum gave him a disgustingly slobbery kiss and walked out the door along with Timmy's Dad.

Then the door flung wide open and Vicky walked inside grinning evilly.

"Go scrub the toilet then go onto the roof and clean the gutters," Vicky demanded.

'She can't possibly think of anything worse to make me do," Timmy thought.

"Then you can massage my feet."

"NOOOOOO!" Timmy screamed.

"And guess what Timmy?" Vicky said grinning again. "I haven't washed my feet in a week."

Timmy let out a shriek of horror. Then he went to clean the toilet while Vicky kicked off her shoes and watched T.V.

Before Timmy cleaned the toilet he ran into his room and shut the door.

"Cosmo, Wanda, I need your help." Timmy said desperately.

Then Timmy's goldfish popped out of the fish bowl and turned into Timmy's fairy godparents.

"What do you need Timmy?" Wanda asked.

"Vicky's making me do such horrible and disgusting things," Timmy said shuddering.

"Well what do you want us to do?" Wanda asked looking at Cosmo who was picking at his toenails.

"Ewww," Cosmo suddenly said. "My toenails are crusty and moldy."

Then Wanda smacked Cosmo on the head. "You're sick and wrong," she said.

"How about…" Timmy thought. "You make a clone of me to do all Vicky's dirty work?"

"It could work," Wanda said thinking.

"Or how about we give you super powers?" Cosmo said excitedly.

"What has that got to do with anything?" Timmy asked.

"I don't know," Cosmo replied.

"But speaking of superpowers," Timmy said. "I've always wanted x-ray vision."

Cosmo narrowed his eyes at Timmy suspiciously. "So you can look at people NAKED?"

"No," Timmy said. "I don't know why I just thought it would be cool."

"Because you get to look at people NAKED?" Cosmo said.

"NO!" Timmy said. "I wish I had x-ray vision."

Wanda and Cosmo waved their wands and granted Timmy's wish.

"You'll have to be careful with that x-ray vision, Timmy," Wanda said. "Don't accidentally look at your teachers, or your parents, or Vicky!"

"I'll just use this on/off button."

Then Timmy made sure he wasn't looking at Wanda or Cosmo and turned the on/off button that was attached to the side of his head, to 'on.'

"But aren't people going to notice I have a big red button on my head," Timmy said while looking through the walls.

"No," Wanda said. "Only you can see it, it's invisible to everyone else."

"It's going to be fun using this at school," Timmy said.

"Because you get to look at people NAKED?" Cosmo said suspiciously again.

"NO, Cosmo," Timmy said. "Why are you so fascinated with nakedness?"

"Cosmo used to have x-ray vision." Wanda said. Then she shuddered. "Bad experiences, bad experiences."

"Well then," Timmy said. "I'd better get back to work cleaning the toilet."