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Intro
Half and Half
The camera turned on in the studio. At the moment, it was empty, except for Izzy and I. I was wearing a director's outfit while Izzy was wearing a black shirt and a pair of green shorts. We were standing in front of a movie screen, getting ready to start another fic in the Rocket Power Dimension. I decided to stay a little longer before actually going to another dimension. I think I can do some more research here before leaving.
"Is everybody in place?" I asked my partner.
"The great Lars and Otto are getting ready." Izzy replied. "Twister and the rest are all set." I crossed my arms.
"They better hurry up! I want this intro to go through without a hitch." I yelled impatiently.
Just then, Izzy's cell phone rings. He fished it out of his pocket and answered it.
"Yeah?" The person on the other end said something. "Alright." Izzy hung up and turned to me. "Ok. They're all set."
"Good. Let's get rolling!" I shouted cheerfully.
We turned to the movie screen.
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In a city far away from Ocean Shores, a figure was seen standing on top of a bridge. It's currently night. The camera did a close up on the figure to show that it's Lars, wearing his roller blades. His eyes were closed and his arms were crossed. Soon, his eyes opened with a glare.
The camera switched to Otto, who was blading down a highway. He then looked up at the direction of the bridge. The camera went to a red background, in which he showed up, giving the camera a cool hand gesture.
The camera switched back to Lars, who uncrossed his arms and jumped off screen. It then switched to a purple background, in which the brunet showed up, giving the camera a thumbs-up.
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We go back to Otto, who jumped and flipped over a barricade before going back to skating.
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Sam jumped down from the top of the screen, which has a yellow background. He then gave a thumbs-up.
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Lars was now grinding down the suspension cable of the bridge.
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The camera switched to Tito, who crossed his arms in front of a red-orange background.
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Otto jumped and grinded the wall of the highway before jumping up off it and continuing on.
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In front of a blue background, Twister appeared, seemingly barking at the camera (o.O).
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We go back to Lars, who jumped lightly off the cable before going back to grinding.
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In front of a lavender background, Reggie showed up, gave a thumbs-up, and winked.
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"Live and learn!" A chorus sang.
Otto reached the end of the highway and jumped. Meanwhile, Lars was nearing the end of the cable.
"Live and Learn!"
Lars reached the end and jumped as well. Both of them were then seen flying past each other in front of the full moon.
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"And… Cut! Beautiful work!" I said as the screen faded.
The camera faced Izzy, who crossed his arms and turned to me with a glare.
"You just can't leave that poor horse alone, can you?" He asked icily. Clearly he was pissed about that blatant Sonic reference.
The camera turned to me. I was beating a dead horse while wearing boxing gloves.
"What!.? Can I help it if I love making references to that series?" I defended.
"Ugh!" My partner groaned, slapping his head. I turned to the camera.
"Anyway, welcome to fic!" I took off the gloves. "This fic features the coupling of Lars/Otto."
"Does that mean…?" Izzy started nervously. I nodded.
"It's a slash fic."
"Bye!" He yelled before running away. I rolled my eyes and grabbed the back of his shirt. Izzy continued trying to escape for a minute or so before I flung him over my head.
"AAAAAAHHHHHH!.!.!" He screamed as he flew through the air. He then remembered the intro to Rocketmon. "Oh wait, that means I'm not gonna be in this fic much! Yes!"
°CRASH!°
I turned to the camera.
"Anyway, this fic calls for me to toss out one of our normal stars." Izzy staggered back to me. He was covered in trash.
"Is that even legal in fan fiction?" He asked as he picked a banana peel out of his hair. I shrugged in response.
"Who knows? If my idea calls for tossing someone out, then I'm tossing someone out."
"So who's getting the boot?"
"Well, we can't toss out the great Lars or Otto, so that leaves three options." I snapped my fingers and a wheel appeared. Izzy raised an eyebrow at me.
"The Wheel of Plotlines?"
"I modified the wheel a little so that we could make the decision."
There were three panels on the wheel. Pictured on them were Twister, Sam, and Reggie's faces. As always, a ? block was floating by the wheel.
"Whoever the wheel lands on will be tossed out of the fic, but that's not all!" I started, sounding like a game show host. "The character chosen will win an all expenses paid trip to Oahu, Hawaii!"
Izzy pouted at that info. I gave him a sidelong glance.
"You went there once before." I reminded him about our last adventure.
"But that was a business trip and you know it!" He shot back. I only rolled my eyes.
"Get under that block."
Izzy walked over to the ? block.
"Start it up." He said.
The wheel started spinning. After a few moments, Izzy hit the ? block, causing the wheel to slow down and land on Twister. His panel lit up.
"Well whaddya know, our favorite cameraman is the winner!" I shouted. "Come up on stage!" Twister entered the studio and walked up to us.
"Yeah! I knew I was gonna win!" He cheered, punching the air. "So where's my ticket?" I snickered mischievously.
"Oh, you're not going on a plane."
The boy in the striped hat raised an eyebrow at me.
"Then how am I getting there?" He asked. I only snapped my fingers in response.
A few seconds passed before the piece of floor Twister was standing on sprung up, sending him flying. He crashed through the roof as he ascended into the stratosphere.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!" His scream echoed as he became a star in the sky.
Izzy turned to me with an eyebrow raised.
"What?" I asked.
"That was the perfect opportunity for a Team Rocket joke and you didn't do it?"
"It wouldn't kill me if I didn't do it just this once." I answered with a shrug. I gave him an evil smirk. "Why? You want me to bring him back and do it?"
"NO!.!.!" Izzy screamed before sighing. "Now I'm glad you didn't decide to toss me out."
I turned to the camera.
"Anyway, we'll be right back with Chapter One! Oh, and if you're wondering about the intro's title, it's because half of it had nothing to do with the story while the other half did."
