Hello reader peoples. Sorry I haven't updated in a long time. I've been bad and got grounded from the computer. Stupid parents. Anyways I have to sneak on the computer at night to try and get this thing finished so it's gonna take a while. SORRY FOR THE INCOVIENIACE!

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Kingdom Hearts or Inuyasha characters.


Scene 2 The Kidnapping

Yumi: Again, why am I wearing a stocking on my head?

Aiko: You are wearing the stocking on your head because we are about to kidnap people and we want to keep our identities somewhat secret.

Yumi: But how come you don't get to wear the stocking.

Aiko: Girl do you think I would be stupid enough to put on some dirty stocking that smells like feet.

Yumi: YOU MEAN YOU DIDN'T WASH THIS?

Aiko: Eh, didn't have time.

Yumi: EWWW! (rips off stocking)

Aiko: Heh heh.

Yumi: I'll get you.

Aiko: Oh wait look! (points to Sora, Riku, and the ditzy slut a.k.a. Kairi) It's go time.

Yumi: How do I get myself into these things?

Aiko: Quit complaining now let's go. (jumps out of the van)

Yumi: I'll wait in the car thank you.

Aiko: GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE!

Yumi: Yes ma'am. (hops out of the car)

Aiko: Now do as I say. (runs up to KH peoples)

Yumi: Whatever you say. (follows)

Aiko: HEY SPIKEY!

Sora: Eh?

Aiko: Yeah I'm talking to you!

Riku: Do you know her?

Sora: Never seen her in my life.

Aiko: When I'm talking to you you…you…(stares at Riku)

Sora: I what?

Aiko: Uh…(drools)

Yumi: Aiko what are you doing?

Aiko: Pretty. (points to Riku)

Riku: …What you mean me?

Aiko: (scoots up to Riku) You doing anything Saturday?

Sora: Pfft. Why is it always Riku the girls gawk over?

Yumi: AIKO SNAP OUT OF IT!

Aiko: Huh what? Oh yeah GET IN THE VAN ALL OF YOU!…except the ditz.

Kairi: Who you callin a ditz?

Aiko: You stupid!

Kairi: How dare you call me stupid!

Aiko: And what you gonna do about it bitch?

Kairi: What did you call me?

Aiko: What's the matter? You don't understand English?

Sora: Um girls?

Kairi and Aiko: STAY OUTTA THIS!

Sora: Ok.

Kairi: PSYCHO FREAK!

Aiko: DITZY SLUT!

2 hours of insults go by

Aiko: Stupid…whore.

Kairi: Fucking…tramp.

Aiko: sigh…Truce?

Kairi: Truce.

Riku: FINALLY!

Yumi: Yawn.

Sora: zzzZZzzzZZZzzzz-wha? Who won?

Aiko: Anyways will you now get in the van?

Riku: Exactly what will happen when we go in the van?

Aiko: (takes a deep breath) We'llthengocapturetheInuyashapeoplesthendriveyoualldowntothat newkaraokeclubplaceythingysingsomesongsandgetasdrunkashell.

Riku: …Alright I'm in. You guys coming?

Sora: Yeah sure.

Kairi: Whatever.

Yumi: Good! Now you people get in the back.

Aiko: (glares at Kairi) I got my eye on you bitch.

Kairi: Psycho freak.


Me; Ah, it feels good to finish another chapter.

Taylor: Pfft. Whatever.

Me; Don't be haten.

R&R no flames plz.