Hello reader peoples. Sorry I haven't updated in a long time. I've been bad and got grounded from the computer. Stupid parents. Anyways I have to sneak on the computer at night to try and get this thing finished so it's gonna take a while. SORRY FOR THE INCOVIENIACE!
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Kingdom Hearts or Inuyasha characters.
Scene 2 The Kidnapping
Yumi: Again, why am I wearing a stocking on my head?
Aiko: You are wearing the stocking on your head because we are about to kidnap people and we want to keep our identities somewhat secret.
Yumi: But how come you don't get to wear the stocking.
Aiko: Girl do you think I would be stupid enough to put on some dirty stocking that smells like feet.
Yumi: YOU MEAN YOU DIDN'T WASH THIS?
Aiko: Eh, didn't have time.
Yumi: EWWW! (rips off stocking)
Aiko: Heh heh.
Yumi: I'll get you.
Aiko: Oh wait look! (points to Sora, Riku, and the ditzy slut a.k.a. Kairi) It's go time.
Yumi: How do I get myself into these things?
Aiko: Quit complaining now let's go. (jumps out of the van)
Yumi: I'll wait in the car thank you.
Aiko: GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE!
Yumi: Yes ma'am. (hops out of the car)
Aiko: Now do as I say. (runs up to KH peoples)
Yumi: Whatever you say. (follows)
Aiko: HEY SPIKEY!
Sora: Eh?
Aiko: Yeah I'm talking to you!
Riku: Do you know her?
Sora: Never seen her in my life.
Aiko: When I'm talking to you you…you…(stares at Riku)
Sora: I what?
Aiko: Uh…(drools)
Yumi: Aiko what are you doing?
Aiko: Pretty. (points to Riku)
Riku: …What you mean me?
Aiko: (scoots up to Riku) You doing anything Saturday?
Sora: Pfft. Why is it always Riku the girls gawk over?
Yumi: AIKO SNAP OUT OF IT!
Aiko: Huh what? Oh yeah GET IN THE VAN ALL OF YOU!…except the ditz.
Kairi: Who you callin a ditz?
Aiko: You stupid!
Kairi: How dare you call me stupid!
Aiko: And what you gonna do about it bitch?
Kairi: What did you call me?
Aiko: What's the matter? You don't understand English?
Sora: Um girls?
Kairi and Aiko: STAY OUTTA THIS!
Sora: Ok.
Kairi: PSYCHO FREAK!
Aiko: DITZY SLUT!
2 hours of insults go by
Aiko: Stupid…whore.
Kairi: Fucking…tramp.
Aiko: sigh…Truce?
Kairi: Truce.
Riku: FINALLY!
Yumi: Yawn.
Sora: zzzZZzzzZZZzzzz-wha? Who won?
Aiko: Anyways will you now get in the van?
Riku: Exactly what will happen when we go in the van?
Aiko: (takes a deep breath) We'llthengocapturetheInuyashapeoplesthendriveyoualldowntothat newkaraokeclubplaceythingysingsomesongsandgetasdrunkashell.
Riku: …Alright I'm in. You guys coming?
Sora: Yeah sure.
Kairi: Whatever.
Yumi: Good! Now you people get in the back.
Aiko: (glares at Kairi) I got my eye on you bitch.
Kairi: Psycho freak.
Me; Ah, it feels good to finish another chapter.
Taylor: Pfft. Whatever.
Me; Don't be haten.
R&R no flames plz.
