In case you readers didn't already notice this fic is gonna be extremely random. Random stories are fun to write so there. : P
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Kingdom Hearts or Inuyasha characters.
Scene 3 Mad Dog
(Back in the car)
Aiko: Everyone comfy back there?
Everyone: NO!
Aiko: Good.
Yumi: Um Aiko, would you mind clarifying something for me?
Aiko: What?
Yumi: How come I have to sit in the back and Riku gets my seat?
Aiko: Simple he's sexy you're not, and he's gonna help me get the next group.
Riku: Wait, I'm gonna what?
Aiko: (gives puppy face) Please.
Riku: WATCH THE ROAD!
Aiko: Only if you promise to help.
Riku: LOOK OUT FOR THAT CAR YOU CRAZY BITCH!
Aiko: sniffle That's mean.
Kairi: AHHH! I'M GONNA DIE A VIRGIN!
Sora: Well, I can fix that.
Yumi: Eww!
Riku: What?
Aiko: NOT IN MY CAR! (slams on brakes) We're here.
Yumi: Where is here?
Aiko: The Sakura Con dumass. Riku come with me.
Riku: But I don't wanna.
Aiko: Please.
Riku: No.
Aiko: I'll cry.
Riku: Go ahead.
Aiko: sniff sniffle.
Yumi: Um Riku, I think you should just go.
Riku: Why should I?
Yumi: You'll soon find out.
Aiko: UWAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Riku: OW MY EARS! FINE I'LL DO IT!
Aiko: KYAA! (gives peace sign)
(outside of Sakura Con)
Riku: So now what?
Aiko: Do as I say.
(enter 007 music)
Riku: Where's the music comin from?
Aiko: Just ignore it.
(Riku and Aiko put on black sunglasses and enter the building)
Aiko: Ok hand me the megaphone and watch the master at work.
Riku: Whatever. (hands her megaphone)
Aiko: FREE RAMEN LOCATED OUTSIDE IN THE BLACK VAN!
Inuyasha Cast: RAMEN!(charges)
Riku: I think we should run.
Aiko: Yeah. (thinks) Ow my ankle! Oh the pain! Oh agony! I think you're gonna have to carry me Riku…Riku?
(Riku has already left)
Aiko: RIKU YOU BASTARD! (gets trampled)
(Back in the van)
Riku: Phew, that was close.
Sora: Where's Aiko?
Riku: Um.
Yumi: You didn't.
Riku: Heh heh.
Inuyasha Cast: RAMEN RAMEN! (crams into car)
Yumi, Sora, and the slut: AIEEE!
Yumi: Sesshomaru get your fluff outta my mouth!
Sesshomaru: Deal with it.
Inuyasha: Where's the ramen?
Aiko: (crawls into van) Riku… you.
Riku: Rough day?
Aiko: (cries)
Inuyasha: HELLO? WHERE'S THE GOD DAMN RAMEN!
Aiko: There isn't any.
Sora: Again, who are these people?
Kairi: Whoa, he's got doggy ears! (tweaks)
Inuyasha: Touch them again and I slice you.
Aiko: Now there's something we'd all like to see.
Kairi: Oh cute he's got a fluffy ass! Come here fluffy ass! (hugglez Shippo)
Shippo: Help me.
Kagome: Where are you taking us?
15 minutes of explaining go by
Naraku: What make you think we'll go to your stupid party?
Yumi: Um. It'll be a lot of fun.
(crickets chirp)
Aiko: For cryin out, there'll be beer ok!
Everyone: YAY!
Me: Today's a good day! Taylor finally went home and I finished another chapter!
Kairi: Why do I always get picked on?
Me: Simple nobody likes you.
Sora: That's not true.
Me: You only like her for one thing and one thing only. And I think you all know what I mean.
Sora: I do not!
Me: Do too!
Sora: Do not!
Me: Do too! Oh yeah R&R but no flames plz. Do too!
