In case you readers didn't already notice this fic is gonna be extremely random. Random stories are fun to write so there. : P

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Kingdom Hearts or Inuyasha characters.


Scene 3 Mad Dog

(Back in the car)

Aiko: Everyone comfy back there?

Everyone: NO!

Aiko: Good.

Yumi: Um Aiko, would you mind clarifying something for me?

Aiko: What?

Yumi: How come I have to sit in the back and Riku gets my seat?

Aiko: Simple he's sexy you're not, and he's gonna help me get the next group.

Riku: Wait, I'm gonna what?

Aiko: (gives puppy face) Please.

Riku: WATCH THE ROAD!

Aiko: Only if you promise to help.

Riku: LOOK OUT FOR THAT CAR YOU CRAZY BITCH!

Aiko: sniffle That's mean.

Kairi: AHHH! I'M GONNA DIE A VIRGIN!

Sora: Well, I can fix that.

Yumi: Eww!

Riku: What?

Aiko: NOT IN MY CAR! (slams on brakes) We're here.

Yumi: Where is here?

Aiko: The Sakura Con dumass. Riku come with me.

Riku: But I don't wanna.

Aiko: Please.

Riku: No.

Aiko: I'll cry.

Riku: Go ahead.

Aiko: sniff sniffle.

Yumi: Um Riku, I think you should just go.

Riku: Why should I?

Yumi: You'll soon find out.

Aiko: UWAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Riku: OW MY EARS! FINE I'LL DO IT!

Aiko: KYAA! (gives peace sign)

(outside of Sakura Con)

Riku: So now what?

Aiko: Do as I say.

(enter 007 music)

Riku: Where's the music comin from?

Aiko: Just ignore it.

(Riku and Aiko put on black sunglasses and enter the building)

Aiko: Ok hand me the megaphone and watch the master at work.

Riku: Whatever. (hands her megaphone)

Aiko: FREE RAMEN LOCATED OUTSIDE IN THE BLACK VAN!

Inuyasha Cast: RAMEN!(charges)

Riku: I think we should run.

Aiko: Yeah. (thinks) Ow my ankle! Oh the pain! Oh agony! I think you're gonna have to carry me Riku…Riku?

(Riku has already left)

Aiko: RIKU YOU BASTARD! (gets trampled)

(Back in the van)

Riku: Phew, that was close.

Sora: Where's Aiko?

Riku: Um.

Yumi: You didn't.

Riku: Heh heh.

Inuyasha Cast: RAMEN RAMEN! (crams into car)

Yumi, Sora, and the slut: AIEEE!

Yumi: Sesshomaru get your fluff outta my mouth!

Sesshomaru: Deal with it.

Inuyasha: Where's the ramen?

Aiko: (crawls into van) Riku… you.

Riku: Rough day?

Aiko: (cries)

Inuyasha: HELLO? WHERE'S THE GOD DAMN RAMEN!

Aiko: There isn't any.

Sora: Again, who are these people?

Kairi: Whoa, he's got doggy ears! (tweaks)

Inuyasha: Touch them again and I slice you.

Aiko: Now there's something we'd all like to see.

Kairi: Oh cute he's got a fluffy ass! Come here fluffy ass! (hugglez Shippo)

Shippo: Help me.

Kagome: Where are you taking us?

15 minutes of explaining go by

Naraku: What make you think we'll go to your stupid party?

Yumi: Um. It'll be a lot of fun.

(crickets chirp)

Aiko: For cryin out, there'll be beer ok!

Everyone: YAY!


Me
: Today's a good day! Taylor finally went home and I finished another chapter!

Kairi: Why do I always get picked on?

Me: Simple nobody likes you.

Sora: That's not true.

Me: You only like her for one thing and one thing only. And I think you all know what I mean.

Sora: I do not!

Me: Do too!

Sora: Do not!

Me: Do too! Oh yeah R&R but no flames plz. Do too!