The boys walked into the pizza place to find Kate and Lizzie already sitting at a huge table.

"Hey, ladies, this is Larry's roommate, Bob" Ethan told them, sitting down next to Kate. Gordo took a seat next to Lizzie and gave her a gentle kiss on the cheek.

Larry and Bob both took a seat, rolling their eyes at the couples making goo-goo eyes at each other.

"Hey, Bob, um...what's your major?" Lizzie asked politely.

"I'm a double major in accounting and actuarial science." Bob replied.

"What's actuarial science?" Kate asked.

"It has to do with numbers and statistics, interest rates and all that." Bob said. He looked like he was going to continue, but Larry cut him off.

"Basically, he's majoring in playing with his calculator."

"Wow, and we thought you were a nerd, Larry." Lizzie laughed.

Bob looked hurt. "You've known me for five minutes and you're already calling me a nerd?"

"Oh, I'm sorry-" Lizzie started to apologize.

"No need to be sorry, I was just going to say that you remind me of Frog." Bob said.

"Wait, did you just call me a frog?" Lizzie asked.

"No, Frog is my best friend from home. She calls me a nerd at least once a day, you know, just in case I forget." Bob told her.

"Wait, her name is Frog?" Kate asked.

"No, her real name is Jess, and my real name is Adam. Frog and Bob are just what we call each other."

"You're one weird dude, Bob." Ethan said. "Makes me wonder what my roommate is going to be like."

"You haven't met your roommate yet?" Kate asked.

"Nope, he was gone when I got there and he wasn't back by the time we left."

"So, how do you all know each other?" Bob asked.

"Well, we all went to high school together, for one. Kate is Ethan's girlfriend and Lizzie's roommate. Lizzie is my girlfriend. Larry is Miranda's boyfriend who is Lizzie's and my best friend." Gordo continued to explain the complex relationships present at this table. The waitress came to take their order during this whole ordeal, and gave them looks like they were all crazy.

After the food came, Bob decided to try a different question. "So, what is everyone's major then?"

"Fashion design." Kate replied.

"Directing." Gordo answered.

"Business." said Lizzie.

"I haven't really decided on one yet. I'm here on a basketball scholarship." Ethan told him.

"Well, I'm the second biggest nerd at this table," Larry started. "Because I'm only an accounting major, without the extra playing with the calculator bit."

"Did we have to bring that back up?" Kate whined.

Bob looked at Ethan. "She sure whines a lot." He said, pointing at Kate.

"Yeah, man I know-uh I mean. OW!" Ethan said, and Kate smacked him on the back of the head.

"I don't whine." Kate said shortly.

Lizzie, Gordo and Larry started laughing hysterically. The three of them were such a sight. Bob had a smug look on his face, Ethan was cowering, and Kate had on her best 'I'm the princess of everything' face.

Larry looked down at his watch. "I hate to break it to you guys, but it's getting late. We all have orientation early tomorrow, and I need to get home and call Miranda."

"Oh, Miranda, no wonder he's anxious!" Lizzie said, and her and Kate proceeded to make kissing noises at Larry.

"Hey, you two! Save those lips for us!" Ethan said.

"I agree. Larry's right though, we probably should get going." Gordo sighed.

Ethan and Gordo said their goodbyes to Kate and Lizzie, and the boys piled back into Larry's Blazer.

"So, that was Kate and Lizzie, what do you think, Bob?" Larry asked.

"Well, they're cute, at least. Kate seemed a little whiny, but I liked Lizzie, she's cool." Bob replied.

"Hey, that's my girl you're talking about!" Ethan said.

"Yeah, and she is pretty whiny." Larry laughed.

"OK, so yeah she is, but she's getting better! I have no doubt that after a little while with Lizzie she'll be absolutely amazing." Ethan said.

Bob looked at Gordo "Wait until I tell Frog about Lizzie. She'll really laugh at me then."

"Do you ever call her by her real name?" Gordo asked.

"Does they ever call you by your real name?" Bob returned.

"Yeah, but Gordon's my last name, it makes sense." Gordo shook his head.

"Well, you're not fat, and she's not a frog, so what's so different about it?"

"Never mind. I can see we are going to get nowhere on this." Gordo sighed. He was glad that he wouldn't have to deal with a roommate.

They got back to the dorm and the boys went their separate ways. Larry called Miranda and then went to bed. Gordo started to settle into his room. Ethan got to his room and finally met his roommate. Bob followed Larry into their room and sat down to play with his calculator.

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A/N: Sorry if the Bob/Frog thing is getting confusing/irritating. It actually does have a (small, insignificant) purpose. If you want me to stop with it, just let me know...it's just for my own amusement and really has no bearing on the story. (I will, however, reveal it's purpose in time...) P.S. If you think Frog should come for a visit, let me know, I might just be able to arrange it! BTW, for those of you wondering when this story will end, I really have no clue. I have one ultimate goal, and I have no idea how long it will take me to get there. Until then, just enjoy reading, I guess.