And now, the horrors of song fics. Most of the song fics I've read have songs that have nothing to do with the fic at all. I also noticed is that Mary-Sues cuss… a lot… Personally, I find nothing mature about cussing, it's what fourteen year old juvenile delinquents do whenever they want to which is almost every minute of the day...

Gender in this story means NO human body parts because that's just weird. I AM a believer that TFs are androgynous, but I m not wasting everybody's time by going there.

Anyhow, a song fic with nothing to do with the story and also someone who should know better than to anger the resident Autobot medic.

Insert Smart Title Here Ch2
By Fadura

How many times have you told me you love her
As many times as I wanted to tell you the truth

She was crying again.

Idly Ratchet wondered why the bumbling, overly curvy, bimbo had chosen to come to his med bay to cry her eyes out, and then decided he already had a big enough of a headache and let it, cursing under his breath at the annoying noise.

How long have I stood here beside you
I lived through you, you looked through me

"He told me he loved me…" Ratchet's hand twitched slightly at this, but he continued ignoring her. "And why didn't Mirage help me… Oh, these males should treat femmes like me better… (Sniff)"

Ratchet quietly wondered why she would label them as 'males' being that transformers were technically genderless beings, they WERE giant robots after all… She must have spent WAY too much time with humans…

Solitude
Still with me is only you

"The rest of them all just trying to get me into bed, but not Jazz, no, he's so handsome and amazing how can he possibly do such things to me?" RubyFlight sighed dreamily taking out the picture of her beloved and smiling down at it.

"I m right here you know." The autobot CMO snarled spitefully crushing the urge to turn around and shout for her to get the slag out of his med bay, instead he remained where he was organizing the medical equipment muttering to himself under his breath.

Solitude

I can't stay away from you

RubyFlight of course ignored him, he was not her beloved he deserved no attention. Instead the ex-human car just continued to sigh and stare at her picture of Jazz.

How many times have I done this to myself
How long will it take before I see
When will this hole in my heart be mended
Who now is left alone but me

She sighed sadly knowing that the black and white Porsche did not love her anymore… Now though her true love is Mirage.

"But oh, Jazz, I still love so…"

Solitude
Forever me and forever you
Solitude
Only you, Only true

"Don't you have something better to do?" Ratchet looked up from his work annoyed by her breathy delusional schizophrenic tendencies.

"Fk you!" RubyFlight suddenly screamed standing up off of the berth and storming over to the slightly startled medic and jabbing a finger in his chest. "I was talking about my one fking true love here and YOU are just fking standing around and organizing your sht pile equipments!"

Everyone leaves me stranded
Forgotten, abandoned left behind
I can't stay here another night

The look on Ratchet's face changed slowly from surprise to the dawning of absolute fury on his face. "What… Did you say…?"

"You fking heard me!"

Ratchet crossed arms and there was a slightly crackle in his voice that signaled the inevitable ranting he was just about to begin as he said. "For your slagging information, RubyFlight…" He spat her name as if it were the most deadliest of poisons.

"These sht pile of equipments, as you say, are USED FOR SAVING PEOPLE'S LIVES!" RubyFlight seemed to shrink down by a half a foot

Your secret admirer, who could it be
Can't you see all along it was me?
How can you be so blind as to see right through me?

"Get out of my med bay slagger before I make your next bloody check up a living slagging pit!" RubyFlight most certainly had shrunk, she seemed only half his size now, and when he was done shouting she seemed only a five feet tall.

Solitude
Still with me is only you
Solitude
I can't stay away from you

"Yes… Okay… " She murmured meekly before 'quietly' stumbling out of the room bursting into a fresh round of tears and sobs.

Solitude
Forever me and forever you
Solitude
Only you, only true

Ratchet stood for a moment longer in his place before an incredibly victorious smile curved itself onto his lips, and he turned back to his work humming happily all the way till the end of the day.