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Chapter 3: Meeting the Captain

By: Alasse Fefalas

Cagalli poked her gun into Gojyo's back and growled, "Walk faster dammit! Even I can walk faster than you!"
"Stupid... idiotic... stranger..." Cagalli mumbled under her breath.
"Hey, woman! Can't ya at least be softer? I can still hear you, you know! Ouch! Stop that! Ow! Eich!" Gojyo shrieked as Cagalli continued poking her gun into his back.
Hakkai and Kira sweatdropped at the sight. Maybe I should've taken the red-haired one first... I'll be surprised if he even survives this trip to the bridge!
"Um...Cagalli..." Kira started.
"What, Kira?" Cagalli faced Kira. Her eyes were filled with anger and it was scary. Kira would've thought that Cagalli had 'seed breaked'.
"Uh... eh... nothing..." Kira stammered.
"Ah hahahahaha..." Hakkai laughed nervously.
Murrue Ramius stared at the two couples who had just walked into the bridge and sweatdropped. Cagalli still had not stopped poking her gun into Gojyo's back and Kira's prisoner was laughing and smiling.
"Uhh... Captain Ramius, we found these two in Lacus's bedroom. And as you heard what Lacus had shrieked just now, these two appeared from nowhere. Apparently, these two stumbled in when Lacus was changing," Kira reported. "Lucky bastards..." he added under his breath.
"...Ok... So... may I enquire your names and why you are here?" Ramius asked Hakkai and Gojyo.
"Ahahahaha... I'm Cho Hakkai and this is my friend, Sha Gojyo. We're as puzzled as all of you to what we are doing here. We were in the desert when a vortex opened above us," Hakkai replied seriously.

"Look here, smiley guy... I don't have any freaking idea what you're talking about there. Just what the hell are you trying to say? A vortex sucks you in and now you're in our world? Are you trying to imply that you're from another world? HAH! Mark my words that I hate fairytales. Do you think I'm stupid enough to believe you freaks!" Cagalli asked, menacingly.
"Now, Cagalli. We don't want any fight to occur around here. If you would please hear them out, I'm sure you'll understand what they're trying to say." re-assurred Kira.
"Hmph! Freaking bastards! Don't you care what they did to Lacus! I thought you wanted them tortured or something! But knowing you, you're as soft as ever! Some brother you are." with that, Cagalli stomps out of the bridge.
"What her problem?" asked Gojyo, with question-marks on his head.
"Nevermind her. She's like that when it comes to strangers." replied Kira. I'll try talking to her after I'm done here...

"I do hope you excuse her... she's going through a difficult time," Ramius said.
"Oh, it's ok. We don't really mind do we Gojyo?" Hakkai asked his lover.
Mind! Of course I miYeah! I don't mind it at all... we always get that from Sanzo," Gojyo smiled.
There was a soft grumbling sound. Gojyo and Hakkai looked at each other.
"You hungry? Yeah..." they asked and answered simultaneously.
"You got any food? I'm hungry," Gojyo complained.
"We don't have our cook anymore, so you have to cook for yourselves. And, since we can't drop you off,"
"Why not?" Hakkai asked, worried.
"We're in the middle of the Pacific Ocean and unless you want Cagalli to drop you two off in some god forsaken island, you had better wear the spare uniforms in the closet, follow the rules of this ship and NOT piss Cagalli off more than she is now. I'm the Captain to you'll have to follow my orders. Is that understood?" Ramius asked.
"Yes M'am!" They answered.

To be continued… :D