Lost…?
Chapter 5: What's this? A kiss!
By: Alasse Fefalas
Rey and Shinn saluted the FAITH member. "We found him out our bathroom, sir," Rey reported to Asuran.
"What the hell...? You're a guy too...? Where the hell am I! Most of the guys here look like girls!" Sanzo exclaimed.
"Uhh... if you didn't know, MISTER, you look like a girl too," Asuran retorted back, which wasn't a smart move.
In a flash, Sanzo's oh-so-mighty-paper fan appeared and hit Asuran on the head. Asuran, unused to this, fell onto the floor unconscious. Shinn and Rey sweatdropped as the Commander fell to the floor.
"Hey! You can't hit the Commander like that! As much as I hate him, you can't hi" Shinn was interrupted by the magical-never-bending-PAPER fan.
"...This has nothing to do with me," Rey said simply, before Sanzo hit him with the paper fan.
Rey and Sanzo were standing so close that they could hear each other's breathing. They glared at each other for the longest time and did not notice Asuran getting up. Asuran, tired of putting up with Sanzo, hit Sanzo on the neck, causing him to lose consciousness.
However, what Asuran didn't notice was that Rey was standing VERY close to Sanzo, so Sanzo fell on top of Rey and accidentally kissed him!
Meanwhile…
Goku woke up slowly. He had felt another's warm body carry him somewhere. The pain in his head had softened a bit. He tried to stand when suddenly, the room spun.
"Whoa!" He exclaimed as he grabbed the wall. Steadying himself, he tried to open the door... only to find no doorknob. 'Maybe I was mistaken. Heh heh heh..' he thought uneasily. He searched the place but could only find that there was no other places to go. "Shit! What kind of room has no doors!" he shouted in frustration.
In a sudden moment of intelligence, he turned back to where he though the door initially was. He took a deep breath and kicked the door down.
Back to the others…
Rey looked sick and pushed Sanzo off him. he was just kissed by a guy. BY A GUY! He felt that he wanted to vomit out his lunch. He wiped his lips and turned to Shinn, who was still unconscious.
Asuran apologized to Rey and explained that he had not noticed the elite pilot standing in front of Sanzo. Then, they heard a loud bang.
"Ow! Ow! Ow! Stupid door! Sigh... I'm hungry... Where's Sanzo...? Hmm? Hi there! Did you see a blond, gun-carrying man?" Goku asked, turning to Asuran.
"Blond... gun-carrying guy... You know this kid, Rey?" Asuran asked Rey.
"Uhh... I think he's referring to this guy here..." Rey stood up and pointed to the blond on the floor.
To be continued… :D
