Mana: I'll own Yu-gi-oh when Bakura dyes his hair pink.
Bakura: ACK! WHO PUT PINK DYE IN MY SHAMPOO!
Mana: 0.0U I'll refrase that: I'll own Yu-gi-oh when Bakura dyes his hair pinkwillingly.


Tea and Serenity lead the three troubled hikaries to the biggest mall in Domino. It was huge! Imagine it was West Minister Mall, for those who know what that is. Tea and Serenity looked around.
"Where to start..." Tea thought outloud.
"How about over there?" Serenity said, pointing to a girls clothessection.
"Okay!" Tea said, leading her group to it.
"I find this very embarssing," Ryou said, walking with his head down while blushing madly.
"Well...I guess we get to exprience something no one else does," Malik said.
"Good thing or bad thing?" Yugi asked, spotting Tea and Serenity calling for them. The three reluctently went over to them.
"Okay! To begin with things!" Tea said. "You better become really mature really quick!" The three groaned. "Seriously! Now, we'll find a few cute shirts, some jeans, maybe a skirt of five..."
"Wait! No way are you getting me into a skirt!" Malik said, glaring.
"Please?" Serenity asked. Malik sighed.
"Do I have-"
"Yes!" both of the mall-escort girls shouted.
"Nothing pink," Yugi said. "I may be a girl, but I still hate pink."
"Fine," Tea said. "You'd look better in sky blue anyway." So, after much shopping, arguments, and changing rooms, they were finally finished. It took them a grand total of an hour and a half. Yugi was wearing some dark bluedenim shorty-shorts and a sky blue Roxyshirt. (Don't own Roxy)Malik was wearing dark blue jeans and a green shirt that said 'Stop staring and keep walking' on it in shiny blue and white lettering. (A/N: I have that shirt!) Ryou had somehow been talked into wearing a white layer skirt with matching shirt.
"You all look sooooo cute!" Serenity said, making the three former boys sweatdrop.
"I feel very uncomfortable," Malik said. "Those guys over there are looking at me. Make them stop..."
"You'll have to get used to it," Tea pointed out. "Lots of guys will be doing that."
"What are we supposed to say if they ask us out?" Yugi asked, putting some of her hair behind her ear.
"Tell them your taken!" Serenity said. Ryou had been silent ever since Tea had forced her to wear the skirt, but she finally said something.
"By whom?" she asked.
"Uhh...Your yamies!" Tea said. All three blinked a few times.
"Can we go home please?" Malik asked, tugging on Tea's arm as a few of the guys started winking at her.
"Yup," Serenity said as they all left the mall. When they did get home, the yamies were..well...trying to kill each other with Joey trying to stop them unsucssesfully. All of the girls sweatdropped in the doorway.
"IF YOU SAY ANYTHING THAT DIRTY ABOUT MY HIKARI I'LL KILL YOUUUU!" Bakura shouted, his hands around Marik's neck.
"YOU'RE GOING TO RIGHT NOW UNLESS YOU GET OFF HIM!" Yami yelled, kicking Bakura reaptidly.
"Can't...breathe..." Marik gasped out, turning purple.
"Guys! STOP!" Joey screamed. After them not listening to them, he tackled all of them. They all spread apart like bowling pins getting hit by a bowling ball. They all sat there blinking.
"Thank you stupid baka!" Bakura said, crossing his arms. "I almost killed him that time..."
"Hey! I'm not stupid!" Joey said, glaring.
"Sure fooled me..." Yami mummbled very quietly.
"Look! A guilible!" Bakura said excitedly, pointing past Joey.
"A what? Where?" Joey asked looking.
"Yup. You're stupid," the other two yamies concluded, nodding.
"We're back," Tea said finally. All four guys turned and looked. Yami blinked a few times, Bakura screamed, and Marik jumped behind the couch.
"What did you do to them!" Marik asked, looking over the back of the couch.
"We helped them!" Serenity said.
"Gee...urrm...Great," Joey said with as little emotion as he could muster.
"I knew you would agree!" Tea said happily, not taking Joey's sarcasim.
"I feel so degrated!" Malik cried, putting her face in her hands.
"Good," Marik said, getting out from behind the couch. "Because you look like a freak."
"Like you look any better."
"At least I'm not some sort of weak girl!"
"HEY! I may be a girl but that doesn't mean I'm offically weak now!"
"...It doesn't?" Malik glared at his yami and then sat on the couch, sulking.
"I'm going to go put some normal clothes on," Ryou said, going to go leave but Tea pulled on the back of her shirt and pushed her down on the couch.
"You! Stay!" she commanded.
"Eep!" Ryou eeped, grabbing a pillow and covering her face. (A/N: I have such a way with words. Eep! she eeped)
"You all look...diffrent," Yami said. "It weird."
"You're lucky this didn't happen to you," Yugi said, sitting beside Ryou.
"I know!" Yami said, smiling while getting death glares from Yugi and Malik. Bakura walked behind his hikari.
"You still look weird, even if you are a girl," he said. Ryou pouted slightly. There was a long akward silence. But it was broken by a snapping sound. (A/N: SNAP!)
"OW!" Ryou screamed, rubbing her back.
"Oh my Ra!" Bakura said, blinking with shock. "You acually made them wear those things!" Tea glared at Bakura.
"That was very mean, Bakura," she said with amazinf calmness. "Rule number one: Never, ever, snap a girl's-"
"AAHHH! DEAF! I CAN'T HEAR YOOOOOOOOOOUUUUU!" Marik yelled, covering his ears.
"Are you done yet?" Yami shouted over Marik's screaming.
"Yes," Marik said calmly. "I had to get that extra energy out."
"Anyway, you should never snap a girl's br-"
"AAAAAAHHHH! DEAF! WE CAN'T HEAR YOOOOOOUUU!" Joey, Yami, Marik, and Bakura all screamed.
"This is going to be a long day," Yugi said, slapping herself in the forhead.


Mana: (smiles weakly) DON'T THROW TOMATOES AT MEEE! AAAAAHHH! (runs while dodging tomatoes and confused pinapples)

Lindsey: Wow. She's good at dodging.

Leila: She's probably use to it.

Bpth: (snicker) Review.