Disclaimer: What's that!? ANTS?!! RUNNNN!!!!! THEY'RE TAKING OVER!!! well, if they own DBZ or LOD then obviously I don't. SORRY ZICKIE I KNOW I PROMISED IT EARILER BUT I GOT BUSY!
A/N...JUST IN CASE look back at chapter 6 and see if you've read it I tried to get rid of the note again...I'll know better in the future...
Assassins, How We Got Here, Chapter 7: REVENGE!!!
(Bulma's 15th birthday)
"Happy birthday to you! You live in a shoe! You look like a monkey...And ya smell like one toooooo!" everyone sang as Bulma sat laughing her head off.
"Ahhh, come on guys! I never do that to you, always so cruel!" Bulma huffed.
"Ahhh, Bulmaaaa it's so fun though!" Lavitz said, still lauging. They always seemed to find a way to piss Bulma off on her birthday. This trick was kinda old, but it was still funny.
"Yeah, yeah, let's get on with the cupcakes," Bulma said starting to pass out the traditional birthday cupcakes. Bulma bit into her's first; as was tradition. Then everyone helped themselves to theirs.
"Everyone, I have an announcement to make!" Rose said standing up on wobbily legs. Lloyd helped her stand, then sat back down.
"What's up Rose?" Meru asked, while stealing the cupcake from the distracted Haschel.
"Hey!" Haschel complained as he saw her take a bite of HIS cupcake. Meru smiled with her mouth full.
"Ahem," Rose said getting everyones attention. "AS I was saying, I have an ann..."
"WE HEARD!" choursed everyone, they hated it when she repeatd herself.
"Fine!" Rose snapped. Then a calm look plastered itself upon her face. "I, Rose Red Rose, am pregnant!" Rose said with a triumpthant look on her face.
"WHAT?!" yelled Lloyd. He didn't want a baby! He just wanted fun!
"You heard me! After eleven thousand years, finally I'm pregnant!" Rose said, smiling widely. Lloyd groaned. Someone in the background growled. Rose turned.
"ZIEG!" yelled Rose.
"DAD!" yelled Bulma.
"DAD!" yelled Dart. (a/n WHAT THE FUCK!!! lol)"Wait...You're Bulma's...YOU MOTHER FUCKING BASTARD! I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU!...wait that makes me Bulma's...YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!" and Dart launched himself at his so-called father, getting one hit before being thrown off.
"So that's why she couldn't beat you...You're Zieg..." Rose said. How many lives does this idiot have!? Fourth time he's died!
Lavitz and Albert joined in on the fun, together shoving their lances towards his heart. Zieg grabbed Lavitz's lance and averted it towards Albert's lance blocking the attack. It seemed that "Jack" Breifs didn't exist...at least not after Zieg got through with him. That would explainit.. an identy theft...
Bulma was too shocked to move, her father is Darts father? And their father is Rose's past lover...this was weird...perhaps he's not really her father, maybe he killed her true father and took his place...but no, her and her sisters got thier shape shifting abitlites from him.
Shana stood in the background watching with her bow held at ready, while the spunky Meru took a good swing at the evil man in red. It made contact as he was distracted with the platinum haired swordsman giving him a run for his money. Kongol watched in amusment with Haschel and Rose, knowing that they could handle it.
Zieg was strong but this wingly man was too mich for him Lloyd was young and strong, Zieg was getting a little old (A/N yeah only going on abouteleven thousand and twenty-three..). They platinum haried winglys had him on the ground in a matter of seconds.
"HE'S MINE!" Dart yelled charging with his Soul Eater sword. Lloyd caught it before it hit Zieg.
"NO! The girl deserves the honor. It was her he mentally tormented. Back down warrior," Lloyd said calmly. Dart stopped, Lloyd was right.
"How could you Rose?! HOW? You said you loved me! Now you're having a child! WITH A WINGLY NO LESS!!" Zieg roared, the years of alchol had done him in.
"I believe ZIEG, that Bulma makes ten, ney?" Rose said cooly.
"Bulma?" Albert asked. "You alright?"
"Fine. It's time to go tell your parents what it has done to me," Bulma said.
"Sure, no prob. B." Albert replied.
"But I won't kill him (a/n GASP)....yet (a/n breath let's out slowly) First he will be tortured, like he has been doing to me for fifteen years. PHEONIX!" the bird came flying in, excited for what was about to take place. "Have fun dearest," and the pheonix did. She had been around long enough to grow a deep hatred for the man, so she slowly peeled and pecked at his skin.
"Tell me Zieg, have you ever been raped?" Rose asked, amused by the scene.
"No? Didn't think so. I'll be right back guys," and she returned with a rather large diseased looking man. Rose ordered everyone out except Bulma and her husband. They enjoyed humilitating him. (a/n YESSS FAIR PUNISHMENT!!! EYE FOR AN EYE I SAY...BUT WE'RE NOT DONE YET PEOPLE!!!) Once they finished their fun (rather once the man finished his fun) Bulma called everyone back in and had a public beheading. She couldn't remember a time she had ever been happier in her life, Not even when she lost her virginity to Albert, this was definatly the best birthday of her life!
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"BULMA! YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!" one of Bulma's sisters squealed!
"Are you serious Bulma!"
"No way!"
"Really!?"
"AWASOME! WE LOVE YOU BULMA!" Needless to say her sisters were overjoyed about thier father death.
"Guys, I have a question," Bulma said sitting down.
"What is it?" Bulma's oldest sister asked (a/n the one that saved her when she was three)
"Well, my friend Rose, who's older than she says, said she killed dad a little after I was born. But how is that if I was the one that ended up killing him?" Bulma asked, she had always felt them hiding something from her.
They discussed it for a while in whispers. "Well, you see Bulma...You weren't the reason mom died, even though dad blamed you. After you were born...five maybe six minutes later dad ran inside, we weren't sure where her was and yelled at mom and told her to change into him, she COULD shape shift too you know, he hid and this girl with dark blue hair came in and killed her. That must have been Rose then," her eldest sister explained.
"Oh, okay. I gotta go, training ya know?" and she went...not to train, but to Alberts house.
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Albert's parents were waiting for her at the castles door.
"Bulma sweetie! I never knew I'm so sorry!" the queen said, crying.
"Bulma, honestly, we should have known something fishy was going on...we're so sorry," the king added. He wasn't cying but he didn't look too happy with himself.
"It's fine as long as I'm pardoned for killing him," Bulma said, looking a little timid.
"Killed whom darling?" the queen asked.
"My father," Bulma said, still timid.
''You killed him?" the king asked.
"Yes...Yes I did," Bulma said getting quieter and quieter.
"God damned serves him right!" the king roared.
"Please Servi, calm down!" the queen commanded.
"Sorry dear, of course you're pardoned Bulma. We're relieved actually, why don't you go spend some time with Albert, I realise now why you haven't produced an heir yet. That's alright, these things can be traumatizing...Take your time dear," and he left with his wife.
Albert and Bulma walked to their room (a/n remember they're married). For some reason Bulma was exausted, she passed it off as emotional stress. A lot did suddenly happen in one day (a/n BOY do I know that feeling...). As they approached their room, Albert picked her up, bridal style.
"We never did get a honey moon, love," Albert said huskily.
Suddenly, Bulma didn't feel so tired. (BOY do I know tha...lol jk)
"Albert," Bulma moaned as he began to kiss her neck passionatly. She hadn't had him since her first time. Even after her father...after he....well...she still wanted him! She ran her hands through his hair. "Ohh Albert," she managed before he covered her mouth with his.
"Bulma," Albert said after pulling away. "Do you want this? Or do you want time?"
"I. Want. You. NOW!" Bulma said slowly so he would get it the first time and not ask over and over. He got the hint. He quickly tugged off his shirt and pants and placed her on the bed with a tiny "oof" from Bulma. He climbed on top of her and kissed her between her eyes.
(A/N If you don't know WHERE to look for the rest of the chapter, the lemon, email me and I'll tell you (idiot) lol j/k, I used to be in that position too)
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"God damn it Bulma! Get up!" Rose shouted. Bulma slowly came to.
"Whatsit?" she slurred, she was still exausted.
"Listen B. I know this is bad timing, but he is approaching," Rose calmly said.
"Who?"
"...I don' know WHO parsay..just that he is comming, our enemy, the one you were meant to tame legend says," Rose stated.
"The legend never said I had to TAME anyone Rose," Bulma said still asleep (a/n Boy Do I Know that feeling (HA HAD TO DO IT!) anywayz).
"I also told you that I heard other legends!" Rose snapped, her patients was worn thin. Pheonix swooped down on Rose and attacked her for yelling at her mistress (a/n I know, I'm sorry I've been using master..but I've just recently realized Bulma was a woman O.O lol)
"INSOLENT BIRD AWAY!" Rose roared. And the poor pheonix jumped off of her with a warning "SQUAK!" (a/n like Albert O.o) "Bulma, you have about twenty hours before it's time. I suggest a long bath, it'll help the soreness, and a nap, then a little warm-up. This will be a battle like no other, prepare yourself," and she was gone in the blink of an eye.
Bulma took her advice and took a long HOT bath. She hated cold baths...
She added Sweet Pea bubble bath, her favorite. As soon as the tub was full, Bulma slowly slid into the scalding water. Bulma, for the first time in....ever...relaxed.
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A/N I KNOW I KNOW, I SAID FINAL BATTLE last time (well it won't be the end, only end of Bulma being on planet Earth) BUT I COULDN'T THINK! FORGIVE ME!!!!!!
Next time: FINAL BATTLE (for real this time...)
