Mana: Some of you were disappointed that I didn't go into detail at the mall. Well, I wanted to save all the funnies for the yamies! See, now wouldn't that be interesting! The three yamies quarreling over that kind of stuff! Thanls for all of your ideas! I'm going to use them! o
"What do you mean, who am I? I am Bakura!" Bakura said, but then blinked a few times. "That's not my voice. And why aren't you a girl any-" Ryou paled a little. Bakura looked back at the mirror. "...More? AAAHHHHH! HOLY (insert lots of profanities here)."
"Bakura! Stop! STOP IT!" Ryou yelled over Bakura's screaming.
"Why! I'm...I'm..Well, not me! I...look like you did!
"Calm down! We-"
"NO! I'm a girl now! And you're not! WHAT DID YOU DO TO MEEEEE?" Yes, it is obvious that the poor former Tomb Robber is now a girl. Like what happened to Ryou, who is now a guy again, Bakura's hair was no longer as sticky uppity. (Fan girls: Aww...No more bat wings) Her eyes still had the sharp look to them, though. (A/N: And yes, Bakura now has a chest! Go away)
"I didn't do anything!" Ryou squeaked, putting his hands up as if to defend himself from any verbal attacks. Bakura blinked a few times. Then, she reached over and pinched Ryou really hard. "OW! What was that for!"
"I was just making sure it wasn't your dream, because it's not mine," Bakura said, pouting. "WHY ME?"
The phone rang. Ryou picked it up.
"Hello?" he asked, trying to block out Bakura's loud 'why's.
"It's Yugi."
"Oh, hello."
"Um...Well, you sound like your back to normal."
"Yup. You too."
"WWWWWHHHHHYYYYYYYYY!"
"I guess what happened to my yami happened to yours also"
"Yes, sadly. I bet it happen to Marik and Malik also."
"Most likely."
"WHY RA! WHYYYYYYYYYY!"
"Should we call them."
"Probably. Yami is in his soul room hiding right now though."
"Well, my yami JUST HAS TO BE ANNOYING, DOESN'T HE! She...Whatever." Bakura nodded.
"Of course I have to be annoying," she said calmy. "It's just something that comes naturaly, I guess."
"Uh, Ryou, I have to go. Yami has to come back and well...Gotta go," Yugi said.
"I'll call the other two then. Bye." Ryou hung up, glaring at his yami who smiled angeliclly. (A/N: HA!) Well, as angeliclly as possible. Which isn't very. Ryou picked up the phone and handed it to Bakura.
"I'm not calling them," Bakura said, pushing the phone back.
"Yes you are," Ryou said with a lot of harshness and pushing the phone back.
"But-"
"Now!"
"Fine...Don't have a choice now, do I?" Bakura took the phone and glared at it. Before Ryou knew it, the phone was gone to the Shadow Realm.
"BAKURA!"
"What? I said I wasn't calling them."
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Yugi looked down at the Puzzle, which Yami was currently hiding in. Yugi had already tried coaxing Yami out, but it didn't work. So now, it was time for Plan B. Yugi started shaking the Puzzle really hard.
"Come out now, Yami!" he commanded.
"Yugi, stop!" Yami cried out, her voice naturaly whiny.
"Then come out! Please?"
"Okay." Yami slowly came out of the Puzzle. Yami's crimson eyes were now bigger and brighter. Her hair was like Yugi's had been; not pointy, but long and straight. It was kinda styled like Serenity's is.
"Ryou said he would call Marik and Malik," Yugi said. "It seems that the same thing happened to him." Yami smiled evily.
"Well, I can't wait to see the Tomb Robber now!" she said.
"I bet Bakura can't wait to see you either." Yami frowned.
"I was happy and you just had to ruin it."
"Yup." Someone knocked on the door. Yugi went over and opened it. "Ryou?" Ryou dragged Bakura inside with a very, very, steamed look.
"Hello Yugi," Ryou said through gritted teeth.
"Uhh..I thought you were going to call Malik and Marik?" Yugi said.
"Well, it so happens that Bakura here decided to banish every phone in the house to the Shadow Realm. Not to mention, I can't seem to find any of the clothes that Tea and Serenity bought for us." Bakura grinned.
"I told you I-" she started to say, but was interupted by Yami's laughter. Bakura glared at Yami, who had fallen onto the floor.
"Ohh man! I thought I would never see the Almighty Tomb Robber have everything a girl would! Right down to the bre-" Yami started, but she got hit by a pillow thrown by Bakura. Yami blinked a few times.
"You look just as well yourself!" Bakura said. "You don't look that wonderful either!" Once again, someone else knocked on the door.
"I wonder who that is?" Yugi and Ryou said in unison with a lot of sarcasim. It turned out to be Malik, Marik, Tea, and Serenity. Marik's hair was long and pointy at the ends. They also curled up slightly at the end. Her bangs mostly covered her now extremely bright lavendar eyes.
"Hello, everyone," Tea said. "Once again..."
"Go die," Bakura said.
"Bakura!" Ryou said warningly. "I know where the frying pans are at!"
"Oh my Ra, is Ryou threatining someone?" Marik asked, gasping with a hint of sarcasim.
"Yes, I am, now shut up." Everyone exept Ryou blinked a few times.
"Okay, well, I guess we get to have another trip to the mall!" Serenity said happily.
"Wait, how did you guys get back to normal?" Tea asked Yugi, Ryou, and Malik.
"I dunno," Malik said. "It just happened."
"Well, at least we have that problem dealt with," Serenity said.
"Hello! Probelm over here!" Yami said, pointing to herself. "BIG probelm! Three of them!"
"And I have one mean stomach cramp..." Marik mummbled, doubled over on the couch. Tea and Serenity blinked a few times.
"You don't think.." Tea trailed off.
"Probably," Serenity said.
"What?" all three yamies asked.
"Uhh...I guess we must explain," Tea said. "There is a time every month that girls-"
"WE'RE DEAF!" Malik, Yugi, and Ryou all screamed, running into a diffrent room.
"What horrible things are going to happen to us now?" Yami asked sarcastiaclly. Serenity and Tea pulled the three yamies over to them and whispered a few things to them. Half way through it, they all paled about fifteen diffrent shades.
"And not to mention the mood swings..." Serenity said in a normal voice.
"Mood swings?" Bakura asked. "Sounds like what Ryou goes through..."
"No, you just tick him off and make him stress out too much," Yami said. "The poor kid is proabably going to have white hair before he's twenty..Oh wait..Too late."
"Ha ha ha," Bakura said sarcastiaclly while shoving Yami.
"Well, we should go shopping now!" Tea said nervously. "And I hope you three are mature enough to do this, because we're going to have to get more stuff that the others didn't."
"We don't have to wear those really tiny mini tank top thingits, do we?" Marik asked.
"Yes, you do," Serenity said. Bakura opened his mouth to say something."And yes, you HAVE to." Bakura looked up at the ceiling.
"I KNOW you are laughing at us, Ra!" she shouted. "SO STOP IT!"
"Careful, he might hit you with a lightning bolt," Marik pointed out.
"I've said way worse to him, and nothing bad ever happened ye-Oh wait...I take that back..."
"Well, let's go now!" Serenity said. "And you will have fun."
"Is that a commandment, or a choice?" Yami asked.
"Comandment."
"Dang."
"Now, off to the mall!" Tea sid, dragging them all out. "I got to borrow my parents car, so we're going to be buying tons of stuff!" The three yamies sweatdropped.
Mana: Sorry I couldn't use the ideas in this one! Sorrysorrysorrysorry! I'll use them in the next one! Okay! Review plleeeasssee!
