Mana: If I owned Yu-gi-oh...Well...TEA WOULD DIE A PAINFUL DEATH! And we wouldn't have to do disclaimers for the stupid thing! And I would destroy all fangirls!

Fangirls: Eep! But Bakura looks good in pink!


Tea had just lead her little shopiteers to the mall. Her and Serenity were pointing out stores while Yami, Bakura, and Marik glared at them when they turned around.
"I don't see the point of this at all," Marik said.
"Oh! I know what we have to get first!" Serenity piped up.
"Crap," Yami mummbled.
"I think I know what you're thinking!" Tea said. "Okay, we're going to have to get you three measured-"
"For what?" Bakura asked, raising an eyebrow.
"Uhh..." Serenity said. "For what you call 'small, tiny, mini tanktops." All three yamies would have taken off running out of the mall screaming their heads off if Tea didn't grab them by the back of the shirts and dragged them off.
"PLEASE don't make us do this!" Yami cried.
"It's not fair," Marik said, pouting.
"Grow up," Tea stated.
"I can't want to!" Bakura whined. (A/N: My lil brother used to say that instead of I don't want to)
"Why do we have to get 'measured' anyway?" Yami asked.
"To see what size you wear," Serenity said. "Most of the time, girls like wearing larger sizes then their friends...I don't know..." (Thanks Colhan3000 for this idea!) All the yamies grinned at the new way to argue.
"I bet I wear a larger size then you!" Bakura said.
"Nu-uh! I bet I do!" Marik said.
"You both are idiots!" Yami interjected. "I bet that I wear a bigger size than both of you!" Tea and Serenity sweatdropped while watching the three quarrel. Luckily for the two, a lady that worked in that center of the shop came over to save them.
"Can I help you girls?" she asked.
"Um, yes, we can to get those three over there fitted," Tea said, pointing to the yamies.
"I'm still going to be bigger!" Bakura said, shoving Marik.
"It what century?" Yami asked. "Not this one!"
"Give up already! It's GOING to be me!" Marik said, shoving Bakura back who slammed into Yami.
"Oh, alright," the lady said, sweatdropping.
"Ermm...Come here!" Serenity called. The yamies blinked a few times.
"Why?" Bakura asked with much caution.
"We're going to get you measured now," Tea said.
"If you all would just follow me, we could get started," the lady said. They followed her into some sort of changing room. But before they went in there, Tea shot them all a look that said, 'Try anything stupid and you will regreat it for the rest of your poor, cursed, life.'
"Okay, you're just going to have to wrap this around your chest and whatever the bottom part is on, that's what size you wear," the lady said, holding up a measuring tape thingit. The three yamies blinked a few times.

/Five or so minutes later.../ (I know, I'm a bum!)

"YES! We're done!" Marik said happily, running out of the store. And since the Authoress knows squat about the bra sizes(girl though she is) She isn't going to put what size they are. You can just imagine, alrighty? (A/N: And why is she talking in third person? That's sad...)
"Don't celebrate too soon," Yami said, poking Marik while pointing to Tea and Serenity. The two real girls were standing near a clothes section.
"Who votes on leaving now?" Bakura said. She put her hand up into the air. "Mmmmeee!"
"We can't," Yami said. "Our hikaries know where the frying pans are."
"And I know where the Shadow Realm is."
"You wouldn't."
"I would."
"We not just send them to the Shadow Realm?" Marik asked, motioning to Serenity and Tea.
"And say what to our hikaries? 'Oh yeah, they just disappered!'?" Yami asked.
"Sure."
"You're one stupid idiot."
"Thanks."
"Stupid idiot."
"HEY! Come on!" Tea called.
"Noooooo," they all groaned, slumping onto the ground.
"You know what? I'm TIRED of this mall!" Marik said, pouting.
"Stop PMS-ing!" Tea snapped.
"It's not PMS. It's you."
"You take that back."
"No-o-o."
"Grr...Fine."
"Fine."
"I'll just find you the most girlyest clothes I can find."
"You can't, 'cause I'm not going to be here!" And with that, Marik took off out of the mall. Tea gave the other yamies a warning glance, but they didn't seem to care because they followed the other.
"Marik! Wait up!" Yami called.
"Me wait? Nu-uh!" Marik called back, looking over her shoulder. But while looking, she didn't see the pole that always seem to pop out of nowhere on purpose when you don't want it to. She hit it, and did the whole straight legs and arms thingit.
"That must have hurt," Yami said, stopping.
"But it sure was funny!" Bakura said, laughing.
"Oh...Make the Dark Magician Girls stop flying around my head," Marik mummbled, sliding off the pole.
"Are you alright?" someone asked.
"Go away," Marik said, waving her arm at the person while holding her face in her other hand.
"...Fine," the person said.
"I told you she wouldn't go for you," another person said. 'Wait, I know those voices,' Marik thought. She looked up and almost screamed.
"Ahh! Uh, I mean, hi!" Marik said.
"She's a freak," Joey mummbled.
"Ah, well, she's cute," Tristan said. Marik blinked a few times. 'This is scary,' he thought, slowly getting up.
"Well, uh..." she mummbled.
"Hey! Don't I know you?" Joey asked.
"No!" Marik almost yelled.
"You do seem awfully familiar."
"Oh, uh..You must be..mistaken me for someone else.."
"Probably. What's your name?"
"Are you okay?" Yami asked walking over to Marik.
"Uh..Yeah," Marik said. Bakura secretly glared at Tristan. "Well, we should go now.."
"Good idea," Yami said, seeing Bakura.
"Grr..." Bakura growled. (A/N: Once again, my way with words)
"Uh..Did she just growl at me?" Tristan asked.
"You stupid baka," she said, still glaring and about to flip him off. Yami and Marik quickly grabbed Bakura, each gripping on arm each and dragged her away.
"What's your problem!" Yami asked.
"Him! He was the one who THREW me out a window!" Bakura said, pouting.
"What?" Marik asked, blinking.
"Nevermind..." (A/N: Remember in the first season, I think, Tristan followed 'Ryou' somewhere and saw that he was acting strange. He then knocked Bakura out, took the Ring from Ryou, and threw the Millenium Ring out of a window. Hehe...It was quiet funny)
"We should get back," Yami said.
"Hopefully before those two do," Bakura said, pointing to Tea and Serenity who were walking down the street. Marik and Yami eeped, dropped Bakura, and started running back. Bakura blinked a few times before screaming and running after the other two. They finally got back to Yami's house. They swung open the door.
"Why, hello Ba-" Ryou started, but the yamies all took off before he could finish talking.
"Well, they're in a hurry," Malik said, blinking.
"I wonder why Tea and Serenity aren't with them," Yugi said. "I hope they aren't in the Shadow Realm."
"Knowing them," Ryou said. "They probably are." As if to speak of the little she-devils, Sir. Enity and the Evil Apricot Girl walked in.
"Did the yamies come in here?" Tea asked, steamed.
"NO!" Marik yelled from upstairs. "NO YAMIES HERE!"
"Yeah, they're up there," Malik said, pointing.
"Why, is something wrong?" Yugi asked. Tea made a humphing noise.
"Yes," she said. "They ditched us."
"What did you do to them?" Ryou asked.
"WHAT? Are you blaming it on US know?" Tea screamed, going a kearbillion times bigger and Ryou going a kaerbillion times smaller.
"No," he squeaked.
"Good," Tea said, going back to normal. "Now, as I was saying, they left before we could start getting any clothes."
"So what did you do the whole other time?" Malik asked.
"Other stuff," Serentiy said. "Just stuff."
"I guess we'll just have to wait until they come back down," Yugi said.
"Or we could make steak and get Bakura down here," Ryou said.
"Who said steak?" Bakura asked, sticking her head out of the room's door.
"Or we could just say it," Ryou mummbled.
"GET DOWN HERE!" Tea screamed. Bakura eeped and went back into the room.
"That's not how you handle yamies," Yugi pointed out.
"Try it like Ryou always does," Malik said. Ryou nodded and went upstairs and opened the door. He shut it behind him. Several seconds later, they heard a few thing crash, someone screaming, and then Yami and Marik ran out with Ryou dragging Bakura behind them.
"Well...That's smart," Serenity said, sweatdropping.
"Ryou!" Tea said. "That's not how friends deal with each other!"
"We're not friends," Ryou said, droppping Bakura on the stairs. "He's my yami. She...Whatever..."
"Oh great, stomach cramp..." Yami said, clutching her side. Tea and Serenity sweatdropped again.


Mana: I'm a bum! I don't explain that well! I KNOW! Just don't flame me! THIS IS A FLAME FREE ZONE!

Lindsey: That's just going to make them flame you.

Leila: THAT'S just going to make them flame her!

Lindsey: Well, THAT'S going to-

Mana: -.-U Just reivew please...