Mana: Ohhh man! Sorry I haven't updated in like...a long time...
Cho: Squwmee.
Mana: Sorrysorrysorryso-(gets hit by rock that some random evil flamer threw) XX
Cho: Sqwmee?
Ryou: Righto. The authoress doesn't own Yu-gi-oh. She doesn't own much. Heck, she half-owns Cho.
Cho: SQWMEE!
Ryou: Eek! Sorry!
The group of five had just gotten to Yami's. Amazingly, Bakura and Ryou were there too. Bakura didn't look at all happy, and Ryou wasn't very uppity either.
"Hey, it's a party!" Marik said, walking over to Bakura.
"Who are they?" Ryou asked.
"Don't mind us," the black-haired boy said. Bakura stared at them for a long time.
"Sorry, your Jedi-mind tricks do not work on us!" the red head said. Everyone sweatdropped. Yugi opened the door.
"Umm..Hi," he said.
"Can we come in?" the blonde said.
"Uhh...Yami!" Yugi called. Yami slowly appered. He stared at them for a long time.
"Do I know you?" she asked.
"You know us!" Malik said, motioning to himself, his yami, Bakura, and Ryou. Yugi let them in, but not the three unknown teens.
"Can we please come in?" the read head asked, doing the best puppy dog eyes he could.
"Why?" Yami asked.
"We know how to change you back," the black haired one said.
"Okay!" Yami stepped aside and let them in. Everyone sat down in the living room.
"So, who are you?" Bakura asked.
"I'm-" the red head started, but he got smacked by both of his friends. Luckily, he was sitting inbetween them, so it wasn't too hard.
"We are here to help you," the blonde said.
"Like aliens!" the red head said, getting smacked again.
"The poor guy is going to have brain damage before the day is over," Marik said.
"Too late," the black haired one said.
"I'll explain how we can help," the blonde started, but he was cut off by the red head.
"How come you always get to do everything!"
"Because I'm just cool like that."
"No fair."
"Nothing is fair."
"But it should be fair to us!"
"...No, only me."
"Wh-"
"I'm just cool like that."
"But I'm more powerful!"
"Are not!" Everyone sweatdropped. It was quiet funny watching them. The blonde was a good three inches taller then the red head.
"Well, at least I have an unstopa-" the blonde said, but then noticed the group staring at him weird. "Nevermind..."
"Who are you?" Yugi asked. "You never said your names."
"Do we have to?" the red head whined.
"Unless you want me to send the gods after you, since I was pharaoh," Yami said. The three teenaged boys broke down laughing.
"I can't see how they find that funny," Yugi said, blinking.
"Ha! The pharaoh just got maijorly dissed!" Bakura said.
"Bakura, don't even start," Ryou said calmly. "I know where you hid my frying pan, baseball bats, boards-"
"Gee, 'Kura, seems like the kid has you cornered," Marik said. "Can I laugh at you?" Bakura growled at her. Malik smacked Marik.
"It's not nice to laugh at people," he said. Marik looked over at the three teenaged boys, who had slowly stopped laughing.
"Well, pharaoh," the blonde said, snickering slightly. "What if the gods didn't want to."
"Most of the time they do," Yami said.
"Have they ever not wanted to go after someone?"
"...I don't know."
"Really? So, if you told them to come after us, would they?"
"Probably."
"Go ahead."
"Wait, did he just tell Yami to send the gods after him?" Malik asked.
"He's crazy!" Yugi said.
"Okay," Yami said slowly. "Why do you want me to send them after you?"
"If wouldn't have worked anyway!" the red head said. The other two went to tackle him and make him shut-up, but it was a little too late because he was already sputtering words. "That's because we are the gods! See! Ha!" Everyone blinked.
"I knew he looked familiar!" Marik said.
"You're all crazy," Bakura said.
"I told you they wouldn't beilve us, Ra," the black haired one said.
"Well, at least I have hope for somethings Obelisk!" the blonde pointed out.
"Does spilling your guts count?"
"Shut-up, you stupid blue thing!"
"Dumb dragon."
"Usless thing with only a few special abilities!"
"Baka dragon with almost ten special abilites! How are you supposed to remember all of them?"
"At least I get a cool phoenix form"
"Well, I can combine all of our strenghts together so then I get super powerful."
"Didn't they say they could help us?" Yami asked. Bakura picked up a book and threw it at the fighting two. It hit them and they looked over at Bakura, who pointed to Ryou.
"It was him, I swear," she said.
"Hey!" Ryou said, crossing his arms.
"Who threw it?" Ra asked, crossing his arms.
"Him!"
"Her!"
"This is getting nowhere. Tell the truth."
"It wasn't me!" both white-haired peeps whined in unison. Obelisk walked over to them. He grabbed them both by their collars and dragged them off into a diffrent room.
"Ohhh!" Slifer said, his eyes getting huge. (A/N: Slifer is the red head, okiee?) "There gonna get it! There gonna get it bad! Yup! Yup yup yup."
"He's really talkitve," Malik said.
"He's got two mouths, whaddaya expect?" Yugi said.
"Anyway, you said you could help us," Yami said. Ra uncrossed his arms.
"I did," he said. "But why should I? You all hate me."
"I never said that!" Malik and Yugi said in unison.
"Well, not you guys. So you can just leave," Ra said. He snapped his fingers and they disappered.
"Hey! Bring them back!" Marik said.
"No," Ra said. "You all said you hated me!" Obeslik came back in without Bakura or Ryou. He calmly sat down, dusting his hands of slightly.
"So who through the book?" Slifer asked eagrly. "Who? Who did it? Huh? Huh? HUH?"
"Ryou said he did, but I don't thinkso," Obelisk said. "So, for now..."
/Inside the room/
Bakura and Ryou are hanging upside down from the ceiling that is moving with very sharp things scattered around on the floor along with fire, and a lot more dangerous things.
"This is all your fault, you do know that, right?" Ryou said angeredly, crossing his arms and looking steamed.
"Yes," Bakura said gloomly.
"I still know where all of my frying pans are."
"...You do?"
"Yes, and I think I might use them sometime soon." Bakura sweatdropped.
/Back to where we were./
"Okay, so how can you help us!" Marik asked.
"Do you still hate me?" Ra asked.
"No."
"Are you suuuuurrree?"
"Yes."
"Positve?"
"Yes."
"Super sure?"
"Yes." (A/N: Now, Marik is only say yes because she thinks that is the only anser to the question. Hehe. So she isn't very enthusiastic)
"Are you super postive sure?"
"Yes."
"Are you suuuurrrrreeeeee?"
"Yes."
"Did you ever want to be in a room all alone with Malik?"
"Yes..WAIT! NO! That's not FAIR! RA!" Yami and the gods all started laughing at the now furiously blushing and ticked-off Marik.
"You said it! You said it! You said it! You(etc)," Slifer said over and very in a taunting way.
"Are you doing this because of that one time I set that house on fire?" Marik asked.
"No, it was because of some time after that," Obelisk said, stopping his laughter.
"Ohhhhh! When I threatened that one little kid?" Marik asked.
"Yup."
"That was so funny! He looked soooo scared! And-" Yami hit Marik, making him shut-up. Yami was about to say something when they were interupted by a loud crash coming from the room that Bakura and Ryou were in. They all blinked a few times.
"Should we go check on them?" Yami asked.
"Nope," Ra said.
"This is part of the punishment for Bakura," Obelisk said.
"What about Ryou?" Marik asked.
"He's part of Bakura's punishment too."
"...How?"
"Juuuussstt watch." They all turned towards the door just in time to see Bakura hauling it out of the room, Ryou chasing him shouting.
"I swear I didn't mean it!" Bakura screamed.
"I DON'T CARE GET BACK HERE NOOOWWWWW!" Ryou yelled.
"I've never seen him scream that loud before," Yami said, watching Ryou.
"I have," Slifer said happily. Bakura had now somehow gotten on top of a shelf, and by the looks of it, she didn't want to come back down anytime soon.
"Bakura," Ryou said with odd calmness that frightened the yami.
"Yes?" Bakura asked, blinking.
"If you do not come down here now, I will make sure the rest of your life will be full of things so horrible you will cry," Ryou said, still with his calmness.
"Are you making him do that?" Marik asked. " 'Cause whenever I see him, he never acts like that."
"No, no, he's doing that by himself," Obelisk said.
"Wow," Yami and Marik said, blinking.
"Me, cry? I don't think so," Bakura said tauntingly. Ryou smiled as evil as Bakura would and pulled out a little book from his pocket.
"Are you suuurrree?" Ryou asked, waving the book around. Bakura paled and went to jump off and grab the book from Ryou, who started laughing and running.
"This is funny!" Slifer said happily. "Funny! Like fun! Fun fun fun fun fun-"
"Anyway, can you help us now?" Yami asked.
"And bring our hikaries back?" Marik interjected.
"Possibly," Ra said, making them both face fault.
"PLEASE!" Yami said, do the whole, on knees begging. "PLEASE TURN US BACK!"
"I guess we could..." Ra said, looking over at Obelisk. "You think we should?"
"Maybe," Obelisk said. "If they can solve a little task."
Mana: WOHOOOOO! I UPDATED! Anyway, the reason Slifer is so annoying: He has two frickin' mouths! I mean, if you had two mouths YOU would probably be just as talkitive! HA! Now please review..
