Operation J.O.U.R.N.A.L

Japanese

Operative

Usually

Rites (Writes)

N (In)

Authentic

Leather Book

Title: Operation J.O.U.R.N.A.L

Author: Meh34

Rating: PG-13 (might go up later)

Genre: General/Romance

Info: The entries, written in a Japanese girl's diary. A girl by the name of Kuki Sanban.

Italics: Thinking, foreign language, and letter writing

Regular: Diary writing

Bold: Expressive dialogue and story info

A/N: If you noticed, I said PG as my rating last time. My mistake. It's only PG-13 because of explicit content or whatever. And, the website I got the translations from didn't show up. The website (without the spaces) is h ttp:www. trussel. com/fihnih. htm. On another topic, I hate school. We have to pay so much for locks and agendas, it's five bucks each. AND I have to pay for lunch while my friends all get free lunch. This sucks. And there's too much homework. Well, at least I have reviews to cheer me up. Thanks to signed reviewers lykogrl, pure-complexity, Myu-Ichigo, and Cweek. I'm not gonna forget the anonymous reviewers 2 lazy 2 log:), and prncssgirl1881. Thanks! And if I forget you because I wrote this story ahead of time, I'll be sure to add you next time. AND I agree with you people saying that you don't agree with the whole language thing. Don't worry. I've got that all planned out. On with the story! (Note to self: Write shorter Author's notes.)

My Name: Kuki Sanban 9/2/02

I can't believe my mom! Why would she read my diary? Do parents do that? If they do, that's just a violation of privacy! She gave me this big lecture about how I shouldn't say swears. Ugh. But now, I have a lock. Yay! Nobody can read it now. Unless they have nothing better to do than flip through countless numbers. But that might be my sister, Mushi, when she grows up. But for now, no worries. Right? Anyways, I had my playdate with Abby. It was today because now, it's 10 and I'm writing under my sheets with a flashlight. I hope nobody can see. But when we met, she said she saw this bald boy and I was like, 'Hey, so did I!' She said that he had this tree growing out of his house. That must've been what I saw. But anyways, she said that he asked her to join this group called, 'Kids Next Door'.....

We were walking to her door. Last night, my mom called the Licons or whatever and they were talking and talking and laughing. I could've sworn she was talking about me the whole time. But anyways, I should get back to the door part.

Some guy came up with really high pants. Why do some adults do that? It's just weird. It makes their stomachs look bigger. Weirdos. All of them. Well anyways, they showed me up to her room. Up the stairs and first door to the left. In there was a big blue bed. There were posters everywhere and a big TV and stereo in the middle. Her room was so cool. She took off her headphones and brought me over to a table. It wasn't a tea party table but more of a living room table. I guess this girl isn't like me. She's not the kind of girl who likes the Rainbow Monkeys. Oh, did I tell you? My mom got me an orange rainbow monkey. It was the cutest I've ever seen! She thought she could cheer me up just because Daddy was still in Japan. He's like a famous person there. He works in business.

Her name was Abigail but she told me to call her Abby. I told her Kuki and she thought it was cookie. She gave me a cookie, too. We put it in the milk and ate it. It looked weird at first but it's actually pretty good. I wonder if she can eat sushi? But anyways, she turned on the TV and began watching. After a while, she began to talk about the Kids Next Door.

Her sister Cree was Numbuh 11, I guess they all have numbuh's. But anyways, she wanted to join the club, too. And this kid said that he just turned eight and joined the Kids Next Door. That's why he had a treehouse in his house. Apparently, the kids fight the adults who make us do stuff like feed us Yeah, aspargarus. There are different sectors, each with five members. That bald kid's name is Nigel and there's already another kid there, too. Hoagie. I remember him cause he was eating the sandwich and his name is the name of a sandwich. The bald kid was Numbuh One and the fat kid was Numbuh Two. She wanted to be Numbuh Five. And I was thinking. Hey, why don't I join that group, too? I could be Numbuh...One...Two...Three? No, I wanna be Numbuh Four! Yeah, I'll be Numbuh Four! So that was that. I'm gonna be Numbuh Four.

She has her birthday tomorrow so she invited me to come over. I said sure and she said something about going to this moon base thingy. She would go with her sister, who was also a part of the group. Numbuh 11. I wanted to go but I can only go when I'm eight. But I'll be eight in a week! This isn't fair! I just hope somebody doesn't take Numbuh Three. Cause that's supposed to be for me. Hey, I just noticed. That rhymes. Get it? Three and me? Yeah, I'm not gonna grow up to be a comedian. But what about Numbuh Four? She told me that I could be Numbuh Four if nobody takes the spot. So, Abby is gonna go to the moon base and make sure I'm gonna be Numbuh Four. This'll be great!

So tomorrow is her birthday. I told her that we'll have so much fun when we get to the treehouse. But Abby told me that we could only go up there if our Numbuh ends with a one or a six. Apparently, her sister Cree has a spot for her treehouse in the park. She's the leader. But I'm still gonna be Numbuh Four! Yay! I wonder what'll happen at the moon? How will I breathe? How do I get there? But the good thing is that Abby's gonna go with me. She wants to wait a week because of the pressure of tomorrow or something. She's my new best friend! Well, my new friend anyways. Uh-oh. I think I hear footsteps coming from the hallway. Bye!

Kuki Sanban

A/N: So, what did you think? Was it good? I've been thinking of going to Abby's birthday and then skip up to Kuki's birthday. AND I've been thinking of making an entry about every single episode that aired so far. But of course, I'll add more stuff in between sometimes. But you know what the bad thing is? I never saw every episode. :-( I saw most of them, but not all of them. I never saw 'Kenny and the Chimp Diseasy does It' or 'No P in the Ool' or 'Operation G.R.O.W.U.P' But every other one, I've seen. so I'll do those. Unless Cartoon Network decides to show the Pilot episode or the first season finale again. Which they probably won't do for another three years. This stinks. :in sad voice: Well, review please...Bye. :-(