Journey To The Land Of Dogs
Chapter 1: Baby Oz
It was a beautiful day in the city of Hector. Ozzy was eating a snot fudge sundae. He was waiting for a call from Leah. (Who had been transferred from Frank to Hector about two years ago.) Leah was at the hospital getting ready to give birth.
RING…RING
"Hello." Ozzy said nervously.
"Hey Ozzy, it's Maria." Maria said. (Ozzy sighed with relief)
"How's Leah?" Maria asked.
"I don't know. I'm waiting for a call from her." Ozzy replied. "The doctor wouldn't let me in the room with her but I have no clue why! Oh hold on a second I got another call coming in. Hello."
"Ozzy. It's Leah. Come see your new baby boy." Leah said to Ozzy.
Ozzy was speechless. He didn't know what to say. So without thinking, he hung up the phone. Ozzy rushed to the hospital immediately. He was so excited, he was going WAY over the speed limit but he didn't notice. The cops were chasing after him but Ozzy was lost in thought. Ozzy rushed into the hospital and went to Leah's room. Leah was holding a small little baby wrapped in blankets. Ozzy walked over to the bed and Leah handed their baby to him.
"Hey there little guy." Ozzy said to the baby.
"I already named him." Leah said.
"Oh really. So what's his name then?" Ozzy asked.
"Osmosis Jones Jr." Leah said.
"Well, then I have a perfect nickname for him. Baby Oz." Ozzy said as he sat down in a chair with Baby Oz.
Baby Oz yawned and fell asleep. Ozzy was so happy. He felt like his whole world was perfect. He had an exciting job, two best friends, a beautiful wife, and a wonderful baby boy.
Leah looked out the window that her bed was next to.
"What are all those police cars doing in the parking lot?" Leah asked.
"Oh, probably some germ trying to hide in the hospital trying to disguise himself as an innocent patient." Ozzy replied.
They heard many footsteps running down the hall outside of the room.
BOOM! The door to Leah's room broke open.
"EVERYBODY FREEZE!" Chief Gluteus screamed.
"SHHHH!" Ozzy and Leah said together.
"Don't tell me to shush!" Gluteus yelled.
"SHHHH!" Ozzy and Leah said again "He's sleeping!"
"Who in the name of Hector are you talkin' about?" Chief Gluteus asked.
"Baby Oz." Ozzy said quietly.
Suddenly Maria and Drix walked in.
"What did you do? Invite the whole police department?" Drix asked.
"O.K somebody please explain to me what is going on here!" Gluteus asked.
WAAAAAAHHH
"Oh great. You woke him up." Ozzy said, trying to get Baby Oz to quiet down. "Chief, this is our son, Baby Oz. Or Osmosis Jones Jr. if ya wanna be technical about it."
"Aww he's cute. But uhh…we kinda gotta arrest ya Ozzy." Gluteus said.
"What the…WHAT FOR?" Ozzy asked.
"Uhh…let's see. Going WAY over the speed limit. And failure to pull over even after we had our sirens going." The Chief said.
"Oh come on chief. Can't ya just forget about it? Just this once?" Maria asked innocently.
"Oh all right but JUST THIS ONCE! Don't expect me to be very generous next time." Chief Gluteus said as he and the rest of the officers left the hospital."
Then suddenly, out of nowhere. That red allergen guy with two thumbs walked in and looked at Baby Oz and then looked at Ozzy.
"Little things get big." he said. Then just as suddenly as he came, he left.
The four friends (Maria Drix Ozzy And Leah) looked at each other in disbelief. Today had been a very exciting day.
