This is going to be a collection of stories based on the EdWin100 themes I found somewhere. The website touka koukan, maybe? I think so. And since it was a translated version, I might interpret the English word in a way that's completely off form what the original kanji may be.

Disclaimers: blah blah blah. You should know.

Rating: G

1. Childhood Friend

"EDWARD ELRIC I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!" It was just another day in the life of the Fullmetal Alchemist. Although the sights and sounds of a rampaging Winry was not a daily routine…yet, Edward was expecting it. After all, he did shatter his automail (again) into millions of tiny pieces, and in record time— a week.

"Ed!" She wailed, "How could you shatter my work of art in a week!" sobbing while the fine granules of metal ran through her fingers like sand. Edward knew there really was no use in trying to explain, be hey, it was worth a try if it meant only a wrench to his head and not complete mutilation.

"Well…uhm…" he placed his left hand behind his head, "wellit'sbecauseiwassuddenlyattackedbyScaragainouttanowhereandheknowsthatIhave
automailandsoheshatteredithahahahahaaa…" and of course, a tiny white lie didn't hurt either. If your definition of 'white lie' was to completely make something up on the spot to preserve life, that is.

"Edward," she said sweetly, (Oh crap, I'm dead. –Ed) "You never did learn how to lie properly did you?" brandishing a shiny, new spanner.

Stuttering, "Wh-wha…what are you- what you mean by that? ...Winry?"

"You've got five seconds. I suggest you run."

Ed's feeling of impending doom diluted, and he grinned as he bolted out of the current room. Winry smiled as she ran after him, wielding her spanner.

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"AHHH! ED YOU IDIOT! YOU BROKE IT! IT WAS THE BEST AUTOMAIL MODLE I'VE EVER MADE! YOU BROKE IT!" a much younger Winry screamed.

"I didn't mean to! Really, I didn't!" little Edward pleaded with his friend. The only reply

he got was silence; punctuated by Winry's shaking shoulders. Her face was covered by her bangs so he couldn't see her face properly. "Winry… Winry I- Winry are you-"

"You've got five seconds. I suggest you run."

Ed did a completely one-eighty and ran as fast as he could. She didn't actually give five seconds, and ran after him screaming death threats the whole way. Finally Edward had to stop running so he turned a corner and tried to hide. The only thing was, Winry knew every one of those spots and cornered him. With no where to escape, he pressed himself closer to the wall as Winry stalked up to him, stopping only an inch away.

"Ididn'tmeantobreakyourmodelIswearididn'tpleasedon'tkillmeIstillhaven'tlivedverylongI—" Golden eyes widened, as Ed felt Winry's kiss.

"That's your punishment." She huffed, when she pulled away. She spun on her heel and marched away, leaving a stunned and breathless little boy in the corner.


Yea I'm gonna join in on the theme writing thing. 3 so sue me. Haha. I'm gonna put the rating in front of every chapter so that if and when I do come up with something too kinky for little kids, you can skip it. Please review!