The Boy That Time Forgot
A Fanfic by Inuyasha's Fang
A/N: Hiya! I am REALLY sorry about the time between updates, I was grounded for getting 4 C's on my report card, then 'forgetting' to tell my dad about 'em. Heh... NEWS! I plan on going back and fixing up the first chapter... because it kinda sucks. I've raised my standards, and it falls disgustingly short. I mean, the only A I got on the report card from hell was in English! (102 on the mid-term, might I add - is nerd.) So, I BEGIN! VICTORY FOR ZIM! (Ever seen 'Invader Zim'? No? Poor thing. Yes? TAQUITOS! And a clown with no head! From the episode 'Hobo 13')
Disclaimer: I OWN IT! YES! I OWN IT ALL! BWAHAHAHAHA! (notices Lawyer and Man in White)
Lawyer: YOU DO NOT OWN INUYASHA! How many times have we been over this?
Disclaimer- (sighs) 1,847
Man in White- Do I have to give you a pretty jacket so you can hug yourself all day long? Chains maybe?
Disclaimer- THREATEN ME ALL YOU WANT, BUT I WILL NEVER ADMIT THAT I DO NOT OWN INUYASHA! (huffs)
Lawyer- That's better. Fred, you can go home now.
Fred (formerly Man in White) - Aw man! I didn't even get to use any needles! (thinks for a moment) I still get paid though, right?
Lawyer- Yes Fred. Go home.
Fred- OK! 'Till next time!
Lawyer- Yeah, 'till next time. (point's menacingly at author, then stalks off)
Disclaimer- Well, you all heard what I blurted out in my fit of rage. I don't own it, and neither do you. So let it go, 'cause you can't sue. (I made rhyme! is proud of self)
Review Responses- (I've realized that having your review responded to can give warm fuzzy feelings... yeah...)
Inuyashafan1- Thanks! Sorry about the time between updates (see above ramblage)
Ryu the Dragon Demon- Yeah, I know this story isn't a literary jewel, but I'm tryin'! . Thanks, I thought it was at least a LITTLE different from the norm.
StaryKegome- THANKIES! I WRITE! (Stabs writers block with a pen. They say the pen is mightier than the sword, ya know) Again, see above for my reasons between updates, (points to bleeding writers block) that too. '
Chapter 2- TWEAK TWEAK
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"Would you cut that out?" Inuyasha bellowed, slapping Kagome's hands away from his ears.
"I'm... I'm sorry. They're just so cute and..." Kagome was taken aback by his sudden shout. (A/N- Not the sharpest circle in the box, is she?)
"I don't do cute." Inuyasha deadpanned.
Kagome smiled, a very, very, innocent smile. This would have set of warning bells in our dear hanyou's head had he known the girl for more than five minutes. She lunged.
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"I told you to cut that out!" Inuyasha hopped into a tree, just out of reach from Kagome's evil tweaking hands of doom.
"Aw! Don't be that way!" Seeing this had no effect, she scowled and said, "Come down here! Quit being such a wussy! You ARE a man, aren't you!" Hearing that last comment, Inuyasha jumped down, ears safely tucked underneath his silvery hair, and started tramping through the forest.
"Ya know, I'm only half a man, stupid wench." Inuyasha grumbled.
Kagome was too taken aback to notice the insult. 'He's a hanyou? But they're so rare! Even in this day and age where humans and demons co-exist... almost peacefully. I can tell by his clothing that he's not from this time. Hey! WHAT THE FUCK WAS WITH THAT ARROW! WHY IS HE STILL ALIVE! GRAH! He's got some 'splainin' to do!' (A/N- I think she deserved to say 'fuck' there, don't you? I mean... COME ON! Chased by demons... 'dead' people getting up and calling her 'wench'.) Kagome noticed something. "Um, Inuyasha?"
"What do you want NOW!"
"My house is that way." Kagome pointed over her shoulder.
"Feh! Inuyasha scoffed, a slight blush staining his cheeks.
Kagome just sighed and walked towards her house, followed closely by a surly and slightly embarrassed hanyou.
"Um... Kagome?"
"Yes?" She looked back, surprised by the meek tone in his voice.
"What's a 'wussy'?"
At the Shrine (you know, Kagome's house)-
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Inuyasha groaned, eyebrow twitching in annoyance. "What's WITH you people!" He jumped up onto the kitchen table, holding his hands protectively over his abused ears, and sending a withering glare in Ms. Higurashi's direction.
"I can't help it! They're so cute!" She climbed onto the table and continued tweaking, much to the inu-hanyou's dismay.
'I'm glad she's not afraid of him, I mean, we ARE a shrine family... descended from monks and mikos... but mom always was very accepting. OH NO! What about Souta? And... oh Kami... what about JI-CHAN!' Kagome looked absolutely horrified at the thought of Ji-Chan meeting her guest. 'What am I gonna' do? What am I gonna' do? Ah! HIDE HIM! Yes... that'll work...' She grabbed a cast iron frying pan and crept up behind Inuyasha.
Kagome raised the pan above her head and was about to bring it crashing down on Inuyasha's skull, when he reached out behind his back and grabbed the pan out of her hands. He turned to look at her.
"What is this?" He asked, Kagome gulped and was about to reply when he asked another (incredibly stupid) question, "Can you eat it? I'm starved!" He put the handle in his mouth and started gnawing on it. (A/N- Give him a break! He's a TEENAGE BOY who hasn't eaten for FIVE HUNDRED AND FIFTY years. I know some who can't stand not eating for more than half an hour.)
Kagome stared in shock when he removed the handle from his mouth, a look of disgust on his face. "What are you trying to do? Kill me?"
Kagome just stood there, staring. "Are those... tooth marks?"
"Well, I was trying to eat it!"
"You made tooth marks... IN A CAST IRON PAN! DIDN'T YOU GET IT!" Kagome shouted.
"WHEN I WAS ALIVE, FOOD ALWAYS LOOKED LIKE THAT" Inuyasha bellowed, "Actually, it tasted like that too, now that I think about it..."
"EWW!" Kagome cringed at the thought of eating something like that.
"YES!" He huffed.
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"I TOLD YOU TO CUT THAT OUT!"
Next Day-
"With me?" Kagome whined. (A/N- Such a whiny little trog, isn't she?... Did I say that? Out loud? Heh...?
"Yes," Ms. Higurashi said, "with you."
"But moooom!"
"No 'buts'! He's going to your school and that's FINAL!"
"What the FUCK!"
Kagome and Ms. Higurashi turned to look at the closed bathroom door. Inuyasha stomped out with a glare to end all glares, wearing only a towel and holding the boy's school uniform at arm's length. "Have thee no decency?" he screeched, pointing an accusing finger at the dark uniform.
"What's wrong Inuyasha?" Ms. Higurashi sighed.
"It's... it's... it's so goddamn tight!" (A/N- Compared to that baggy red outfit he always wears, ANYTHING would be considered tight.)
Ms. Higurashi placed a hand on the flustered hanyou's bare shoulder, "All men in our era wear clothes like that."
Inuyasha turned wide, horrified golden eyes to her. "They do!"
"Yes, now go get dressed."
Inuyasha returned to the bathroom and shut the door.
"..." Kagome stared blankly at the area where Inuyasha stood only moments before.
"Kagome?" Ms. Higurashi had noticed her daughter's staring.
"..."
"Kagome dear?"
"..."
"He's gone now."
"..."
"Stop staring."
"..."
"You have drool running down your chin dear."
"..."
At School-
"I will not!"
"Get out of the car Inuyasha!" Kagome yelled at the hanyou sulking in the corner of the backseat of the Higurashi family car.
"No! First you force me in, now you force me out! WHAT IS YOUR DISORDER WENCH!"
"Hey! I don't have a disorder! And my name is Ka-Go-Me! USE IT!"
"Fuck-ing wench."
"RRRAH!" Kagome lunged at Inuyasha, diving into the car.
Inuyasha promptly opened the other door, causing Kagome to fly out onto the pavement.
"Owie."
"Now Inuyasha, that's not nice." Ms. Higurashi admonished.
The hanyou turned wide, innocent eyes in Ms. Higurashi's direction. "What?"
"Don't-"
Inuyasha cut her off, "I know, I know. Don't make your daughter bleed."
Ms. Higurashi blinked. "That's good too..."
Inuyasha looked up, "Huh?"
"I was going to say 'Don't call my daughter a fucking wench,' but yours works also."
Inuyasha sat grumbling in the backseat, something along the lines of "dynamite... ropes... fire... go boom... gut's... breakfast..."
"What was that?" Ms. Higurashi's voice never lost its cheerful tones, even though she could clearly hear Inuyasha plotting to kill her child.
"Nothing." Inuyasha sat in the backseat, sulking... again.
"It's time to get out of the car." Ms. Higurashi said.
"But I don' wanna'!"
"I'll give you a cookie."
"Really!" Inuyasha leapt out of the car, over Kagome's fallen form, and bounded to Ms. Higurashi's open window.
Ms. Higurashi held a dog biscuit just out of his reach. "Do you promise to be a good boy?"
"Yeahyeahyeah!" Inuyasha hopped up and down, nodding rapidly.
"Do you promise to be nice to Kagome?"
"Yeahyeahyeah!"
"Do you promise to do your schoolwork?"
"Yeahyeahyeah!"
"And obey your teachers?"
Inuyasha's hopping and nodding ceased, and he let out a sullen "yeah."
"And do you promise not to kill anyone?"
Inuyasha looked Ms. Higurashi straight in the eye. "I can't make any guarantees."
Ms. Higurashi sighed. "Do you promise to try your best, than?"
Inuyasha let loose a fanged grin. "I promise to try."
Ms. Higurashi glared, "Try your what?"
Inuyasha gave a defeated sigh (with the accompanying glare), "My best."
"Good boy." Ms. Higurashi placed the biscuit in Inuyasha's outstretched palms.
"Yay!" Inuyasha turned around, munching happily on his dog biscuit, leaving something vital unguarded.
Ms. Higurashi seized the ears.
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"GODDAMMIT!"
End Chapter-
WOW! That was a doozy! So! Should I have Sango and Miroku in here? It could change thing's significantly. I would replace the modern day people with the feudal ones. (I personally like that idea better.) SO CHOOSE OR FOREVER HOLD YOUR PEACE! Thankies! I hope you enjoyed the chapter!
Inuyasha's Fang
