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Louise's Note: SophIe!! You really got me going then, I was like... omg, Wendy's dead... crap.

Wow, seven pages, gonna be tough to beat. And on that last little note you left, all those things you said about me were very flattering and all... but you forgot WITTY & BEAUTIFUL!!! Lol.

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Why didn't Ace have his clothes on? Why was Rory all teary and dishevelled? And why did Eyeball look really pissed off? The questions made my head hurt, but they needed to be answered, but the one that was really bothering me is why Eyeball would be in my room. I've hardly ever talked to him like a possible friend except for that one time I told him that I knew about him and Rory. Sure, his younger brother happens to be a good friend of mine, but apart from that, we've hardly even looked at each other, let alone talk to one another.

When Ace stepped in to say goodbye I noticed that his shirt was slightly twisted, what the hell was going on? Images suddenly flashed into my mind, images of Ace and Rory, doing things...

I hate him, I hate John 'Ace' Merrill, I refuse to be seduced by him, I refuse to make-out with him in the girl's toilet, I refuse to be polite to him, if he talks to me, I'll just ignore him, give him the silent treatment. I refuse to even think about him. But he is bloody gorgeous...

I closed my eyes and realised why Eyeball had looked so pissed off, I felt a deep pity for him, he's a good guy, he doesn't deserve this. I know he's a Cobra, but he isn't as bad as Ace, not by a long shot.

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When my eyes opened, I looked out the window and saw that the sun was just rising, and my head didn't hurt as much, although I could hear Millie for some reason, maybe Rory was playing it last night, or this morning, I glanced at my clock and realised that Rory wouldn't be up this early.

I got out of my bed and put on some loose, black trousers and a tight, black t-shirt, I slipped on a pair of white sneakers and quietly tip-toed down the stairs. I walked into the kitchen and rummaged for some food, there was a few cans of things in the cupboards, not very exciting. All I found in the fridge was butter, milk, mayonnaise, celery, bottles of cola and beer and a lamb chop, which was for Hades.

I peered around the kitchen, surprised to see that Hades wasn't in his usual spot, whining and looking at his bowl, waiting for something tasty to magically appear. I noticed Tabatha curled up in a ball on one of the chairs from the kitchen table, one of her golden eyes staring at me, watching me ponder if a stick of celery will keep me going until lunch.

Shrugging, I grabbed the stick of celery and began to munch on it as I continued my search for Hades, deciding that I could give him a walk and get some groceries, since I don't have to be at school for a few more hours.

I found him in the lounge, looking intently out the window, and growling at a squirrel that was scampering around the yard on the other side of the glass. I whistled and Hades turned immediately, looking at me with innocent eyes, then turning back to the window and resuming the growling.

The red little squirrel stopped in its tracks as Hades actually summoned a bark; the squirrel looked at the window with small black beady eyes and darted up the nearest tree, its tail bouncing harshly behind it.

"Come on boy," I whispered while stroking his thick coat of brown fur, "we goin' to go for a walk."

I believe that all dogs know what 'walk' means; it's like a trigger that sends them into frenzy. I know it's to actually go out and do their business, but it's also a chance for them to explore what lies beyond the glass window.

Hades swiftly ran into the kitchen and began whimpering at the draw that contained his leash. I got it out and attached it to his blue collar, I got dragged towards the door, almost falling at one point.

I remembered my keys were on a hook in the kitchen, I looked down at Hades, who was wagging his tail in delight. "One minute, Hades, and if you feel the need to go... hold it in."

Letting the leash drop from my hand I turned back around and walked into the kitchen and slipping the keys off the hook and into my hand. As I was turning to go back I decided to leave Rory a note, just to say that I'd be back soon, so there's no need to worry, like Rory would actually worry.

About tens minutes through the walk, Hades stopped for a fifth time to sniff a tree and do more business, I was becoming very tired of this sequence, very fast.

"Hades, if you're going to go go, just stop doing it bit by bit." I said restlessly, letting Hades of his leash to roam, I sat down Indian style and watching him begin his ritual: sniff almost every blade of grass in the field

"Dogs are like that, they enjoy pissing off their owners." A voice said from behind, a familiar voice, a familiar male voice.

I turned and shielded my eyes from the now burning sun, I saw Eyeball looking down at me, "But dogs are a man's best friend." I argued, wishing he'd move in front of me before I got blinded by the sun.

"I thought that was cats." He said, looking confused.

"Nope, I'm pretty sure it's dogs." I said laughing.

Eyeball smiled and sat down next to me, Indian style and also watching Hades. "How's the head?" He asked turning his eyes back to me.

"Better, how's the heart?" I replied, looking at him with concern.

"Huh?" He gave me a puzzled look, like a little kid who didn't understand what the big words were in English Class.

"Well, I saw that both Ace and Rory were dishevelled, sweaty, clothes slightly twisted, it doesn't really take that much to figure out what they'd been... jogging horizontally."

At my last words Eyeball burst out laughing, clutching his stomach, "Wendy, you're such a nerd."

I felt insulted by his behaviour, and thought that maybe he is as bad as Ace. "Excuse me for having manners, just because I don't swear and curse as much as other people, because I don't smoke like a chimney, it doesn't make me a nerd."

Isolation and insecurity took over, Ace insults me by practically saying I'm not good enough for him, my sister uses me to get out of class, and Eyeball insults me because I won't swear. Tears began to poor at my eyes, and I saw him looking at me with embarrassment. I felt so angry; I kicked him in the shin and heard him hiss in obvious pain.

"You're all such assholes!" I screamed at him and turned to get Hades and go.

I began walking and heard Eyeball yelling my name, asks me to come back, and says he's sorry. I decide what I used to do when I was younger, when Axel, my brother, still lived with us. We used to go to the park and he taught me how to climb trees, so if anything went wrong or one of us got into trouble, we'd go to the willow tree in the park, we'd go as high as we could and wait for the company of one another.

I looked around for a sturdy tree, and noticed a strong looking oak to my right, I jogged over, and began to climb for the first time in years, like riding a bike, I had never forgotten.

I perched myself on one of the low branches, thinking although I can remember how to get up safely, I'm not sure I'll be able to get down that way. Eyeball soon appeared at the trunk of the tree, limping.

"Wendy, come down." He pleaded.

"No."

"So you're just going to stay up there all day?"

I didn't reply.

"I'm sorry, I laughed at you, honest," he said looking up at me, with real sorrow in his eyes, "it's just; there's not a bad bone in your body."

This time I replied, "So me kicking you was a good thing?"

"Not entirely, but apart from that, no bad bone."

The feeling to tell him about the thing that happened with Ace was strong, too strong, but I couldn't risk telling Eyeball. He's Ace's best friend, he had a thing with Rory, I'm best just keeping my mouth shut. I hopped off the branch and stood next the Eyeball, trying to think of something I've done wrong.

"Ooh! In seventh grade I cheated on a pop quiz." I said bouncing up and down, clapping my hands.

"Wow." Eyeball said sarcastically.

I pushed him playfully and was shocked when he grabbed my wrists, pushed me against the tree and kissed me. And then even more shockingly I started to kiss back, angry at Rory and Ace, I was unconscious in the next room and they were doing it.

Twenty more seconds passed and I had to breathe, I pushed him away, and gasped, "What was that for?" I asked him.

Eyeball hesitated for a moment before answering, "I don't see why Ace and Rory get to have all the fun."

I giggled, the irony! Ace and Rory were a couple, Ace had cheated with me, Rory had cheated with Eyeball, Eyeball is now suggesting that we get together, probably because he wants to make Rory jealous, but I can also make Ace jealous without anybody knowing it. Marvellous.

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Louise's Note: Oh my God, I have now literally confused myself with all the cheating, bad characters! BAD CHARACTERS!!

Wendy: *begins to cry*

Eyeball: *gives Author the finger*

Rory:...

Louise: Hey! Where the hell is Rory? And Ace?

Louise: *begins to look for Rory and Ace, she finds them making out in his car* Shame on you! This is a PG, a damn PG! *goes back to Wendy and Eyeball*

Eyeball: *Kisses (dun dun dun) other author*

Wendy: *cries even harder*

Louise: *Gasps* Not the (dun dun dun) other author!

Rory: Hey what'd we miss?

Ace: Oh my god! It's the (dun dun dun) other author!

Louise: SophIe! Get out of my chapter!

SophIe: *stops kissing Eyeball* Chill, you have Ace, I have Eyeball.

Louise: As tempting as that sounds *looks at Ace, imagines him running on the beach in a wet shirt that's clinging to his muscles* No! Must resist temptation!

SophIe: Oh come on! I let you have Orlando Bloom and Johnny Depp!

Louise: *charges at SophIe and kicks her out of the chapter* Shazam!

SophIe: *splats on the computer screen*

Louise: Eww, now I have to clean that up... unless...

Ace, Eyeball, Orlando and Johnny: *Clean computer screen while they're butt naked*

Louise: *drools*

Wendy: *faints*

Rory: *searches for camera*

Remains of SophIe: *tries to cling onto one of the men's (cough cough)*

~The End~

*Louise has now emitted herself to a mental institution*