#Wendy!#

Although the thought of making Ace jealous was immensely appealing, I couldn't help but feel guilty, what if Rory really cared about Eyeball? Maybe even loved him? I couldn't live with that, knowing that I had spoiled something special.

It was obvious to me that Eyeball still had feelings for Rory; it was painful to know that he was probably just using me to get back at her. It's another one of those bad things about being someone's twin, Eyeball was with me, but he could be imagining that I'm Rory, that he was kissing Rory.

I raised my hands to Eyeball's chest and pushed him away from our sixth maybe seventh kiss, I'd lost count in the mists of passion, his eyes looked at me questioningly.

"I can't do this. Rory's my sister, even though you guy's are no more, it's wrong for me to step in." I sighed and turned away from him, looking for Hades.

"Wendy-"

"No, I don't want to hear it, I'm just best staying away from you guys for a while, wait till things sort themselves out."

"Okay," he looked down at his feet, "I'll see you later."

"Bye" And with that last word passed between us, he turned and walked away.

I watched him walk away and past the sunset like some thuggish God with a mission. I continued my search for Hades, finally finding him sniffing down a rabbit's warren. I managed to drag him away and get his leash on.

We slowly jogged to the grocery store and began to jog back when I decided to take a small rest. I sat against a tree in the shade, I placed the two brown bags beside me and took out a bottle of Coke and an apple, restocking on energy.

Hades collapsed in front of me, still in the shade, his long pink tongue flopping as he panted. I took a bite out of the apple and he lifted his head slightly to see where the crunching noise was coming from. His head then turned to the opposite direction, towards the road, as if he had heard something more interesting.

He had, after a few minutes I heard an engine speeding up the road, it was only once the vehicle had gone past that I realised whose car it was. He pulled over and got out, slamming the car door after him, he walked over and stopped when he was a foot away, he peered down at me and my cosy picnic.

"Ace, go away, you'll put me off my food." I said angrily, looking away, taking another bite out of my apple.

"I need to talk to you."

I turned towards him, "Then talk."

"In private." He replied sternly.

"Oh, are you worried that the little birds might tell somebody." I mocked in a childish voice. But Ace's face remained un-amused.

He sat beside me and rubbed his forehead, he looked vulnerable and confused, maybe unsure of how to start.

"You okay?" Annoyance and anger left me, concern and caring returned. Even though Ace was a sexist asshole who had hurt my feelings, I had always admired him, always wondered what it would be like to be with him, emotionally and physically. Now I had the opportunity to find out, but I didn't want to risk hurting anyone's feelings, like Rory's.

He rubbed his eyes, and for a moment I thought I'd see his most sensitive side, "I've just got a lot of things on my mind."

"You want a hug?" I blurted.

He looked up at me as if I was a crazy person who had just suggested murdering the entire inhabitants of Castle Rock.

"Sorry, I was just thinking... it sometimes cheers me up, if I'm feeling blue." I hurriedly explained, turning away from him so he wouldn't see the red heat that spread across me face.

"I need to talk to you about us." The 'us' shocked me; I'm sure 'us' means something important, sort of like a classification of a relationship. I immediately turned towards him.

"Us? There's an us?" I stammered, losing my cool, although I don't believe I was cool in the first place...

"Yeah... at least I think there is." He paused for a moment, once again appearing to collect his thoughts, he continued, "I was with Rory earlier, and we were... together."

Realising what he meant I turned away again and muttered an, "Oh."

"But the thing is all I could think about was you, with me, in the same way that me and Rory were." I felt his hand on my chin and he tilted my face toward him, I avoided his eyes. "You're different, Wendy, I've never been with anyone like you."

"That a compliment?" I asked him, looking into his eyes.

"Yeah."

He leaned forward to kiss me and I caught a glimpse of my watch, Rory could be starving to death, "I better go."

"Huh?"

I took him by surprise as I initiated a kiss, I quickly pulled away before things got to heated, picked up the bags, whistled for Hades to get up, and began to run home, yelling a goodbye to Ace as I went.

A/N

~In an underground laboratory on a tropical island~

Mad Scientist: Ze creation iz almost complete. Mwhahahaha!

Creation: *strapped to metal operating table* Umm, could you hurry it up a little, I'm still missing an arm.

Mad Scientist: Zilence! Or I will play ze new zingle from Britney Spears! Mwhahaha

Creation: No! Anything but that!

Mad Scientist: Very well zen. Igor!

Igor: *hobbles in* Yes master?

Mad Scientist: Fetch me my toolz, ze creation will be completed tonight. Mwhahaha

Igor: Yes master *hobbles out*

~20 minutes later at the operating table~

Mad Scientist: Yez! I win! I got ze 'Adam's Apple'! Mwhahahaha

Igor: Yes master *looks upset*

Creation: Hey! You're playing operation! I want my arm! *struggles*

Mad Scientist: Ze creation angers me! Igor, fetch me ze Britney Spears album! Mwhahaha

Creation: No! Not the whole album!

Mad Scientist: Go Igor, or I will zet ze flying monkeyz on you! Mwhahahaha

Igor: Yes master *hobbles out*

Creation: Doesn't he say anything else?

Mad Scientist: No.

Creation: *confused* Umm... shouldn't you explain why?

Mad Scientist: Zilence! Or I will zet ze flying monkeyz on you! Mwhahaha

Creation:...

Igor: *hobbles in and puts Britney Spears album in CD player and is about to press play*

Creation: Don't make me angry pal. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

Igor: *presses play*

Creation: *goes green and buff* Argghhhhh!

Igor: *screams like a girl and hobbles away*

Creation: Argghhhh! *pulls plug from CD player out of socket*

Mad Scientist: Very well zen *pulls cloth off of cage to reveal dead flying monkeys* No! Ze flying monkeyz! Ze muzic killed ze flying monkeyz!

Creation: *stands on Mad Scientist, therefore killing him. Rips off Mad Scientists arm and sews it to shoulder* Here me roar! For I am Louise and I shall take revenge on Sophie for shooting me, strapping a rocket to me, putting me in a rabid bat cage and sending me to Africa, blowing me up with a grenade, threatening to put my baby Cal in her basement and sending me to a nunnery, and beating my arm with a bat! Let's not forget that little incident with the sailor and his shotgun! *shrinks and changes colour to normal glamorous self, then magically appears in front of SophIe and the men **drools** ...so many men*

SophIe: Louise!! But how?

Louise: It's simple really; a mad scientist found my brain and rebuilt my body with the aid of his hobbling sidekick in an underground laboratory on a tropical island.

SophIe: Okay... *reaches for shotgun*

Louise: Not this time Missy! I challenge you to a duel!

Men: *gasp*

~Rock music starts and lights fill a stadium with cheering people~

Commentator #1: Well Commentator #2, it looks like the fans are ready for one of the biggest fights this year!

Commentator #2: Is that really my name?

Commentator #1: *eyes look shifty* Yes.

Commentator #2: Really, do you really think someone would call their child Commentator #2? Because to me it seems very-

Louise: *enters stadium*

Commentator #1: Look, the challenger has entered the stadium... and it doesn't look good.

Commentator #3: I know those shoes just do not go with that lipstick!

Commentator #1: Who the hell are you?

Commentator #3: The author just put me in because she didn't think Commentator #2 was fruity enough to say that.

Commentator #1: I see... but I was talking about the crowd's reaction towards her entrance, Louise isn't favoured amongst the audience, everyone here are supporters of SophIe.

Commentator #3: *rips off jacket to reveal a t-shirt saying 'I love SophIe'*

Louise: *shoots Commentator #3* Mwhahaha

Commentator #2: The reason everyone here supports SophIe is because all the members of the audience are the men that SophIe won after supposedly killing Louise.

SophIe: *enters stadium, blows kisses to men*

Louise: Let's do this thing!

~Ref flips coin, SophIe goes first~

SophIe: Crouching Tiger! *turns into crouching tiger, goes to pounce on Louise*

Louise: Hidden Dragon! *turns into a dragon that's hiding*

Crouching Tiger: Where the hell is she?

~Louise - 1, SophIe - 0~

SophIe: Squealing Pig! *turns into Squealing Pig, charges at Louise*

Louise: Easter Bunny! *turns into Easter Bunny and begins to throw chocolate Easter eggs at Squealing Pig*

Squealing Pig: *eats Easter Eggs*

~Louise - 1, SophIe - 1~

Louise: The 80s!

SophIe: *wears too much make-up, has big hair, and disturbingly has no fashion sense* Noooooooooooo!!!!

Louise: Tehehehe!

SophIe: This means war... Bikini Wax!

Louise: *receives bikini wax* Arrrrrrgh!!!

~Louise - 1, SophIe - 2~

SophIe: Smashing Pumpkin! * turns into a pumpkin and gets smashed*

Commentator #2: Bad move there, Commentator #1.

Commentator #1: Bad move indeed, Commentator #2, Smashing Pumpkin is a suicidal move, so SophIe automatically loses this match.

Commentator #2: Dumb Bitch...

~Louise - 2, Sophie - 2~

SophIe: Ghetto Booty! *shakes ass and manages to knock Louise to other side of stadium*

Louise: *gets up* Missing Jigsaw Piece!

SophIe: *begins jigsaw*

~5 hours later~

SophIe: *begins to panic* Oh my God! The last piece! I can't find the last piece!

~Louise - 3, SophIe - 2~

Louise: Writer's Block!

SophIe: Ummm.. *can't think of anything *

~Louise - 4, SophIe - 2~ Bell goes off.

Commentator #1: And Louise wins the game!

SophIe: *cries*

Louise: *towards all men in the audience* Come on my darlings. Come to Mummy.

~To be continued~