Disclaimer: The purpose of a liberal education is to make you philosophical enough to accept the fact that you will never make much money. Author Unknown.
I have a liberal education, therefore I don't make much money, and therefore I am not Ms. Rowling.
AN: !WARNING SEX SCENES APPROACHING! IF YOU ARE TO YOUNG OR DON'T LIKE THIS KIND OF STUFF PLEASE LEAVE NOW!
AN2: This is just a gratuitous sex chapter. It came one hundred percent from the fact that I have no personal life and a very vivid imagination. Also, I didn't wait again to send to my beta so any mistakes are all mine. Only relevance to any plot this story might be hiding is unintentional. Exception to this is the very last little bit. I will mark it so that you can find it if you want to skip the sex scenes.
Chapter 26 Sweet Dreams
Sweet dreams are made of this
Who am I to disagree?
I travel the world
And the seven seas-
Everybody's looking for something.
Some of them want to use you
Some of them want to get used by you
Some of them want to abuse you
Some of them want to be abused.
Eurhythmics "Sweet Dreams"
Alexis woke up to a warm feeling of satisfaction and contentment. Opening her eyes she saw Snape just staring at her. I am so glad for Mr. Smiley's mouth mints. Forty-eight hours of fresh breath. She gave him a warm smile and a soft, "Good morning."
He just continued to look at her as if memorizing her face.
Lifting a hand from the covers, she traced his brows with her index finger, "What are you thinking about so seriously this bright, beautiful morning?"
He smirked at her, "We are in the dungeons. It has been storming all week. How could you possibly know that it is a bright, beautiful morning?"
"I just had the most glorious, amazing, mind blowing sex of my life. We could be in the middle of a hurricane and I would think it was a bright, beautiful morning."
Alexis stared as Snape's cheeks turned pink.
"Did I just embarrass you?" she teased.
"Not at all," Snape snarked.
"But you're blushing so nicely," Alexis teased.
"Slytherians do not blush," Snape told her forcefully as his earlobes turned a lovely shade of red.
"If you say so," Alexis humored him.
Deciding to distract her from the fact that he was not blushing, Snape rolled over and settled himself on top of Alexis. He was supporting most of his weight with his arms as he leaned in to kiss her.
Alexis could feel the evidence that last night's exertions hadn't totally exhausted Snape pressing against her thigh. Wiggling she managed to cradle him between her thighs and wrap her legs around his waist. She smiled at the groan he was unable to hold back.
Catching her smile, Snape decided that while Slytherians do not blush, they do get revenge. He pressed more firmly into the junction of her thighs and rocked back and forth. It was his turn to smile and Alexis's turn to moan.
It soon became a game. A delicious, sensual, utterly naughty game to see which one could elicit the most moans, groans, sighs, pants, and gasps from the other one.
Snape began by using his mouth on her earlobe. Sucking, nibbling, pulling at it with his teeth until Alexis's eyes closed and she sighed out his name.
When she felt him laugh against her skin, the battle was begun.
Turning her head, she began running her lips up and down his neck, sucking on the vein where it pulsed out his heartbeat. She was sucking in time to the blood pounding through his body and pooling in his groin causing him to grow and stiffen even further. When she began trailing her fingers up his spin in lazy circles, he let out a deep sigh of pleasure.
When Alexis stopped at his sigh, Snape looked at her and saw her smirk of triumph. The smirk quickly turned to a gasp of pleasure as he slid full length into her wet, hot body and pressed down with most of his body weight rubbing and grinding against her.
Snape let out a deep groan as Alexis retaliated by tightening her internal muscles around him and then relaxing. She repeated that until he moaned out her name.
Looking at her smug, flushed face, Snape pulled out of her until just the very tip was left. Then he began quick shallow thrusts that just teased her entrance.
Alexis's eyes widened at the feelings that were running through her body and finally began panting out his name, "Severus. Severus. Severus."
To reward her for her capitulation, Snape thrust deeply into her and began long, hard strokes that soon had her writhing on the bed. When her hips began to rise in time with his thrusts, he was the one panting now, "Yes. Yes. Yes."
Alexis gave one last convulsive thrust, and tightened around Snape. As her orgasm rippled around him he to went over the edge. The feeling of him pulsing inside her was all it took to again send Alexis over into another mind blowing orgasm.
Snape rolled over taking Alexis with him so that he was laying on his back and she was snuggled on top of him.
"How long do you think we can keep this up?" Snape questioned the top of Alexis's head.
"Hmphhffs," was all Snape heard of Alexis's reply.
"What was that?" Snape was running tickling fingers down Alexis's spine causing her to twitch.
"I said, hmphhffs," Alexis replied hiding her smile against Snape's chest.
"That's what I thought," Snape replied as he started counting Alexis's ribs with the tips of his fingers. Snape soon discovered a delightful secret about Alexis. She was ticklish. When he tickled her ribs, she wiggled. When she wiggled, she rubbed her breasts against his chest. When she rubbed her breasts against his chest, his Slytherian Serpent stood to attention and was ready for action. Maybe his salute wasn't as snappy and he couldn't hold his head as high, but he was prepared to do his duty or die trying.
In the course of her wiggling to get away from Snape's tickling fingers, Alexis discovered Sergeant Slytherian Serpent standing and saluting. She looked up at Snape with awe and amazement, "Severus! I am so impressed! Such stamina! Such strength!"
"Oh, be quiet and kiss me," Snape commanded.
"Aye. Aye. Sir!" Alexis saluted Snape. She then leaned down to reward Sergeant S. Serpent for actions above and beyond the call of duty.
As her mouth closed over him, Snape hissed out, "That's not what I meant by kiss me," as she swirled her tongue, "but I can live with it…or die with it," he gasped out as she massaged his testicles.
For the next several minutes there was no more conversation, just slurping, sighing, sucking, and the occasional moan of pleasure. Finally, Sergeant Serpent had given it his best shot and was now at full parade rest.
Snape admired how Alexis didn't stop until she had tidied up after herself: although if she continued to lick that one spot he was going to expire right here and now. When she had finished her cleaning she licked her lips and nestled in close to him.
A short while later they woke up to the smell of hot coffee drifting in from the sitting room. Deciding that they had better refuel before going another round, Alexis and Snape crawled out from under the covers. Alexis grabbed the shirt she had borrowed last night and slipped it on but didn't bother to do up the buttons.
Snape wrapped himself in his dressing gown and together they went into the sitting room. Resting on a low table in front of the fireplace was a silver tray. The tray held coffee, orange juice, fruit, eggs, bacon and toast.
Alexis nudged Snape into a chair and fixed a huge plate and poured a cup of coffee and a glass of juice. She placed the juice and coffee on the end table next to the chair Snape occupied.
Snape looked at the heaping plate of food that Alexis was bringing over to him, "There is no way I can eat all of that."
"You don't have to eat it all." Alexis settled herself on Snape's lap and began to feed him bites of egg. In between feeding him, she fed herself. Snape would indicate what he wanted and Alexis would feed it to him. Snape found that when a sexy woman wearing nothing but your shirt sat on your lap and fed you it was a very enjoyable experience.
All to soon for Snape, they were down to the last few bites of jelly covered toast. When they finished the toast, Alexis levitated the dirty plates back to the table.
When she turned back to Snape she found him gazing down the open front of her shirt.
"Severus?"
"Yes"
"What are you looking at?"
"You seem to have dropped a blob of grape jelly. I was trying to decide the best way to clean it up without it getting everywhere."
"Just wipe it up."
"If you are sure?"
"Of course I'm sure," Alexis was starting to get a little impatient. All this time wasted on a spot of jelly.
"If you insist," Snape leaned forward and began licking the tops of Alexis's breasts.
"What are you doing?"
"Wiping up the jelly you dropped," Snape said around a mouthful of boob.
Alexis looked down and sure enough, there were a couple of drops of grape jelly on her breasts. Snapes cleaning was taking a bit more time that it should have. Alexis was in no shape to protest. Instead, "Severus, I think you missed a spot."
"Where?"
"Accio jelly," when the jelly plopped into Alexis's hand, she used the spoon inside to smear jelly on each nipple, "right there."
Snape flashed Alexis a wicked smirk as he began to lick clean the new jelly spots.
"I think I have gotten it all now," Snape said after a few minutes.
Alexis was ready for him with the jelly spoon. She dribbled jelly along the tops of both breasts and then down the slope until she reached her nipples. She then applied generous amounts of jelly to each tip. She then created a trail all the way down to her navel. With careful deliberation she filled her navel with the sticky sweetness. Wearing a mischievous smile, "Opps! I seem to have dropped some more."
Snape scooped her up, smearing the jelly even further over her body, and carried her and laid her down in front of the fire. Grabbing a cushion from the couch he placed in under her head and then bent to clean up the mess she had made.
Snape was very thorough and made sure that no trace of jelly was left in any crease or cranny. He paid considerable attention to making sure that her navel was absolutely jelly free. Alexis was about to come apart. She felt him move between her legs and then part her lips. As he began to slowly lick her from stem to stern she managed to gasp out, "I don't think I got any jelly there."
Snape let out an evil chuckle, "Better safe than sorry," and returned his attention to assuring that no drop of jelly besmeared her skin. No matter where that skin may be.
When he thrust his tongue inside her Alexis whimpered, "I know there isn't any jelly there."
"If you are sure, I suppose I can stop," Snape smirked.
"If you stop I may never speak to you again," Alexis threatened.
"As you wish," Snape returned to his previously interrupted activity. After Alexis had climaxed around his tongue, Snape admitted that he hadn't found any jelly.
(AN here is the part that would pertain to the plot if this story actually boasted such a fancy embellishment).
As they recovered from breakfast, Alexis looked at Snape, "I don't know about you but I could use a bath."
"Help yourself. I don't think I can move," Snape wiggled a finger in the direction of the bathroom.
"But it will be more fun if you join me," Alexis coaxed, "I'll wash your hair for you."
Snape cracked an eyelid and looked up from where his head was resting on her stomach,
"I don't think so."
"I'll use bubbles."
"Now, I really don't think so."
Alexis began running her fingers through his hair, "Pretty please with cream and sugar on top."
"On top of what?" Snape quirked an eyebrow in interest.
"Your choice?" Alexis offered with a smirk. "Although, may I suggest whipped cream and chocolate syrup instead?"
"Deal," Snape rolled over and struggled to his feet. Looking down at the witch who was still lazing on the floor, "This was your idea."
"Carry me," Alexis pouted up at him.
"You have got to be kidding," Snape sniped.
Alexis batted her eyes at him.
"I've already told you that when you bat your eyes you just look like you have a nervous tic. Now get up before I change my mind and lay back down."
Alexis gave up and held out her hand for Snape to pull her to her feet. With a sigh of long suffering he complied and they tottered into the bathroom.
Ten minutes later found Snape chin deep once again in pink and lavender bubbles. His hair was wrapped in a towel because Alexis had washed it and was now giving it a deep conditioning treatment for fine, oily hair.
Alexis wondered where she could get a camera. He just looked a little to in touch with his feminine side right now.
"Don't even think about it," Snape admonished without ever opening his eyes.
"Whatever are you talking about?" Alexis asked innocently.
"I can hear you thinking from over here. Stop thinking and get in the tub with me. You were the one who wanted the bath after all."
Alexis pouted as she took off Snape's jelly stained shirt. She approached and sat on the edge of the tub just admiring the view.
Snape cracked one eye open at her, "What?"
"Nothing," Alexis replied as she flicked bubbles at his nose.
"Stop that. It is extremely childish," Snape scolded.
"Is not," Alexis flicked more bubbles at his nose.
"Is to."
"Is not," still more bubbles.
"Is to."
"Is not. Now who is being childish?"
At that Snape reached over and pulled Alexis into the tub with him, "Me!"
Alexis sat up sputtering and spitting out soap bubbles trying to wipe her eyes clear so she could see what was going on.
"Do you want me to finish washing your hair?" Snape asked the soaked witch.
Alexis just humphed at him and tried to sift around to give him her back. Instead she slipped and went under the water again.
Snape helped her up and positioned her so that she was resting between his legs with her back against his chest.
"I saved your life so now it is mine," he whispered in her ear.
"Saved my life? What are you blathering on about?" Alexis asked indignantly. She was glad that wizard bubble bath tasted nothing like its muggle counterpart. This bubble bath tasted like bubble gum.
"You were drowning a moment ago and I pulled you up out of the water thus saving your life. It now belongs to me," Snape explained reasonably.
"I was not drowning."
"Was too."
"Was not!"
"Was too."
"Was not! Isn't this the type of childish behavior that almost got me drowned?" Alexis shouted. "Damn, I hadn't 'otta said that," quoting a favorite expression of Hagrid's.
"So you admit I saved your life?"
"If you hadn't pulled me into the tub and almost drowned me you wouldn't have had to save my life in the first place," Alexis said indignantly.
"Aha! You just admitted I saved your life," Snape smirked smugly.
"OK you saved my life. Happy now?" Alexis had no idea what she had just agreed to. Saving a wizard's life was powerful magic. When you admitted that your life had been saved, it created a magic bond between the two.
Snape was very pleased with himself and life in general. He began to shampoo Alexis's hair. He was one step closer to binding her to him.
AN3: My mom is still here. Thank goodness for lunch hours and coffee breaks.
