Disclaimer: I don't own it.
AN: Warning rated R for sexual content and a few cuss words.
AN2: The plot bunnies have been more interested in steaming up my computer than in moving this story along. I have tried wrestling them into submission and they have allowed me to sneak in a bit of plot amongst all the fun. If you look carefully you might just be able to find it.
Chapter 28 Girls Just Want to Have Fun
That's all they really want
Some fun
When the working day is done
Girls- they want to have fun
Oh girls just want to have fun
Some boys take a beautiful girl
And hide her away from the rest of the world
I want to be the one to walk in the sun
Oh girls they want to have fun
Oh girls just want to have
That's all they really want
Some fun
When the working day is done
Girls-they want to have fun
Oh girls just want to have fun,
They want to have fun,
They want to have fun...
Cyndi Lauper "Girls Just Want to Have Fun"
Alexis and Snape managed to drag themselves out of the tub and into the sitting room. Snape was in his dressing gown and Alexis had borrowed his bath robe. The robe was about four sizes to big for her.
Snape conjured a pile of pillows and cushions for in front of the fire. Alexis settled onto the cushions with her back against the loveseat. She pulled Snape down and arranged him so that his head was in her lap. Taking the towel that he still wore turban style, she used it to dry his hair. After the conditioning treatment, it felt like silk. Alexis was finger combing it while staring dreamily into the fire.
Snape was contemplating how to further his courtship. Alexis had agreed that he had saved her life in the tub. That created a powerful magical bond.
Now, he needed to get her to agree to marry him. He would owl the Snape family attorney tomorrow morning to have him draw up a standard betrothal agreement. That way he would be ready to legally bind her to him whenever she said yes to his marriage proposal.
She had already professed her love. So that would take care of the emotional binding. He would not feel secure until he had her bound by the power of three: emotion, magic, and legal. After the third binding was accomplished, it would take a powerful charm and potion to complete the Semper Fidelis Marriage Spell. The spell was ancient magic: couples who married by this spell would be together always and would always remain faithful. No one could ever come between them and they could not stand to be parted for long periods of time. They would even have a link that would allow them to always know where the other person was.
It was a rarely practiced marriage spell. The spell did not guarantee that the couple would always love one another; only that they would always be together. There was no quick marriage dissolution spells to counteract the Semper Fidelis spell. In fact, the spell had only been broken three times in the last four hundred years.
"Severus?" Alexis had gone from finger combing his hair to braiding it in cornrows. She was feeling mischievous and wanted to see how long it would take Snape to notice what she was doing.
Snape was so caught up in his plotting and planning, that he wasn't paying any attention to her.
"Yes," he responded absently.
"We have our first dance class this Tuesday coming up," Alexis wished she had some beads to work into the cornrows. Grinning like mad, she conjured a bowl of beads and placed it on the cushion beside her. She started humming happily as she slipped the first bead onto the strand of hair.
"Uhm hm," Snape really wasn't paying attention. He had decided a standard betrothal agreement wasn't good enough. He wanted it amended to state that she would agree to never dance with a member of the opposite sex. He wondered if he could get away with requiring Alexis to wear an abaya whenever she left their rooms. He decided it was worth a shot. Maybe she wouldn't know that an abaya is the traditional silky black cloak that Muslim women wear to cover themselves from head to toe and he could slip that by her.
"Are you going to let me have some of your Slytherians to help with the class?"
"If that is what you want, I am sure you can have it," Snape was trying to decide if in addition to the no dancing he could add no touching a member of the opposite sex.
"That is so sweet of you," Alexis was trying to decide between a pink bead and a maroon bead.
"You're sweet," Snape responded as he reviewed his mental list of amendments to the agreement. Reluctantly he crossed off the one about having to ask his permission before she spoke to a member of the opposite sex. There was no way Alexis would agree to that one. But, maybe he could get in that she would only wear Slytherian house colors? Green really was her best color. Although, did he want her to look her best….maybe only Slytherian house colors for her lingerie? Only he would be permitted to see her lingerie? Much better idea. Now as to her outer clothes: drab colors, high necks, low hems and baggy fits.
Alexis, with a little bit of magical help, had finished the right side of Severus's hair. She shifted his position so she could reach the left side and began to braid the hair there. She had decided to use red and gold beads on every other braid and green and silver beads on the alternate ones. She was surprised that Snape hadn't stopped her yet. As long as he didn't say anything she would keep going. Maybe she could get him to take her to dinner in the Great Hall before he realized what she had done?
Snape had decided to add that Alexis would agree to serve him breakfast in bed at least once a week. Oh yes, and she would have to be naked while serving it, and it must include grape jelly.
Snape felt a sudden tug on his hair, "Ouch, what are you doing?" He tried to sit up but Alexis wouldn't let him.
"Sorry darling, did I pull your hair? I was just enjoying playing with it," Alexis smiled innocently.
Snape was still distracted by the thought of a naked Alexis serving him grape jelly in bed or he would have immediately gotten suspicious of her innocent smile. He decided that he would change it from at least once a week to at least twice a week.
Alexis waited until Snape had sunk back into his reverie before continuing with her handiwork. She had started humming again without even realizing it. She was picturing Snape's face when he finally saw what she had done and having a hard time not laughing. If she could only have read Snape's mind, laughter would have been the last thing she would have felt like doing.
Snape had finally gotten back on track and was reviewing the amendments he wanted. He kept coming back to the one about Alexis not talking to a member of the opposite sex without his permission. He had crossed it off once: but, it was such a good idea that he hated to give it up entirely.
Alexis was getting bored. She had finished Snape's hair and now he looked like an extremely ugly drag queen trying to do a very bad Bo Derek impersonation from the movie "10". Alexis was trying to decide if she could get away with applying some makeup to Snape's face. She could use the charm that Madame Hooch had taught her: but, that wouldn't be as much fun as applying it the Muggle way. However, since she didn't have any Muggle makeup, she would just have to charm it on him.
Keeping a wary eye on Snape, Alexis cast the charm on him. Now he looked like a heavily made up, extremely ugly drag queen. Alexis was having a hard time not laughing. She had a brilliant idea.
"Severus, do you happen to have a camera?"
Snape had finally gotten all ninety-eight amendments straight in his mind and was able to pay more attention to what Alexis was saying, "Why do you want a camera?"
"I thought maybe we could take some naughty pictures," Alexis was trying to look coy.
Snape's interest was immediately caught, "I think I may be able to dig one up." He jumped to his feet and hurried into the bedroom.
Alexis was rolling on the floor trying not to laugh out loud when she heard from the bedroom, "GREAT MERLIN"S GHOST! ALEXIS!"
"Oh, shit," Alexis was no longer laughing, she had forgotten about the mirror in his bedroom.
She was trying to scramble out of the mound of pillows when a very enraged Potions master came stomping out of the bedroom.
Alexis hadn't thought her plan all the way through. She really should have planned an escape route. Now, she was caught. Trapped like a rat in a trap. Looking around desperately, she focused on the fire place, "Professor Dumbledore, did you want something?"
By the time Snape recognized that the flames were not green and no one was in the fire, Alexis had managed to scramble to her feet and was making for the door.
Snape shouted, "Petrificus Totalus."
Alexis wasn't going to be caught that way again and ducked just in time. The spell shot over her head and hit the wall putting a dark smudge on it.
Snape then shot in rapid succession a series of locking and silencing charms at the door.
Alexis reached the door a moment to late, "Alohomora," didn't work.
Looking from side to side, Alexis was trying to find a way to evade the cornrow crowned and magically made up man currently stalking her with mayhem in his eyes.
She feinted to the left and then ran to the right and managed to get the loveseat between them.
"Sev, darling, baby, sweetie, it was just a harmless little joke," Alexis said as she maneuvered to keep the loveseat as a shield.
Snape didn't bother to answer her.
"Have I told you lately that I love you?" Alexis tried next as she contemplated making a run for the bedroom and barricading herself in.
Alexis grabbed up a pillow from the loveseat and threw it at Snape, "Here catch," and ran for the bedroom. She might have made it accept for two small things: Snape wasn't distracted by the thrown pillow, and she tripped on the hem of the too large robe she was wearing.
Before she could get up and make a run for it, ropes shot out of the end of Snape's wand and wrapped her up tight.
"Now really, darling, is this necessary?" Alexis asked as she tried to wiggle free. She was beginning to get a wee bit nervous.
Snape stopped when he stood over her. With a flick of his wand, his hair was unbraided and all the makeup was removed from his face.
"Severus, I really am sorry," Alexis said with a hitch in her voice.
Still without saying a word, Snape bent down and lifted Alexis into his arms and began carrying her into the bedroom.
With a flick of his wand the bed was stripped of the comforter and top sheet. Snape dropped Alexis onto the middle of the bed, none to gently. Another flick of his wand had the ropes gone.
Alexis gave him a relieved smile and tried to lift her arms up to him, only to realize that the ropes had been replaced with silk scarves. Her wrists were tied to the headboard. She tugged on the scarves, testing their strength. The smile had faded to be replaced by a considering look, "Exactly what do you think you are doing, Severus Snape?"
"Nothing, luv. Just a little joke," Snape replied silkily.
Alexis shivered. Looking down she noticed that when he had removed the ropes he had also removed the robe she had been wearing. Now she was naked, tied to a bed, and with a pissed of Potions master. Not a good combination.
Snape was leaning back against the post at the foot of the bed just looking at her. The longer he looked, the chillier and more nervous she became.
"Darling, it is a little cold in here don't you think?" Alexis tried.
Another wave of his wand had the curtains on the bed snapping shut and a blast of warm air blowing over her chilled body. Oh great, now she was in the dark, naked, tied to the bed with a pissed off Potions master. This was so much better.
Alexis felt the bed shift. Then she felt strong fingers begin to massage the ball of her right foot. The talented fingers began to give her the best foot massage she had ever had. After a few minutes, they switched to her left foot and gave it the same attention.
Strong hands moved up her calves, rubbing and soothing the muscles there before proceeding up to her thighs. Alexis had never felt such a mixture of tension and relaxation. It was driving her mad. The massage was soothing and wonderful, but what was he going to do?
She felt the bed shift again and the hands were removed from her legs. She couldn't hold back the whimper of protest at the loss of that incredible feeling. The whimper of protest was soon replaced by a moan of pleasure. Those magic hands had moved to her breasts. The hands were replaced by a warm, soft, wet mouth. The hands began a sensuous exploration of her body. Exploring and massaging every inch of skin within their reach.
The bed shifted again and the mouth and hands were gone. Alexis was about to cry, until she heard the softly spoken command, "Open your mouth."
Eagerly complying, Alexis's mouth was soon filled with Snape's rock hard erection. Using every ounce of talent and bit of knowledge she had, Alexis sucked, nibbled, and licked until Snape had found his release.
Alexis relaxed back on the bed, eagerly awaiting her turn. Her body was one massive ache of need. She didn't think she had ever been so hot and bothered. She couldn't wait for Snape to finish what he had started.
She grinned happily in anticipation as she felt the bed shift once again. Then the curtains on one side of the bed were thrust open flooding the bed with light. Alexis could handle that, she enjoyed watching Snape at work.
Alexis watched in disbelief as Snape got up off the bed, tied his dressing gown closed, and walked into the sitting room. Maybe he had gone to get something to add to the pleasure?
After a few minutes Alexis was getting pissed off. How dare he leave her tied to a bed, aching and wanting?
"Severus Snape you get your sexy self back into this bed and finish what you started!" Alexis shouted.
No response.
"Severus!"
Still no response.
"Severus, if you don't come back right this minute I will never eat grape jelly again," Alexis threatened.
She couldn't even hear him moving in the other room. The warming charm had started to fade and she was getting chilled and worried.
"Severus, I'm getting cold," she cried.
She had been tied up and left for about fifteen minutes. Alexis looked up in relief as Snape strolled back into the bedroom.
"Thank you Severus, I am really sorry about the hair and makeup and I will never do anything like that again, ever," Alexis promised, "now will you please untie me?"
Snape just smiled and pulled a large, fluffy feather out from behind his back and a bottle containing a bright blue potion, "Viagerus Potion," was all Snape said.
Alexis's eyes grew wide and she let out a whimper.
About an hour later, Alexis was now untied and cuddled up with her completely sated Potions master. She had lost count of her climaxes sometime between the feather and the chocolate sauce. Her muscles ached from the positions she had twisted her body into. She would have to insist that they stretch first next time.
"So darling, which Slytherians are you going to give me for the dance class?" Alexis asked lazily.
"None. We have been over this before and I will not subject my house to such an indignity."
"But Severus, you said earlier that if I wanted them I could have them," Alexis protested.
"I never said….wait a minute, was this while you were tying up my hair in that ridiculous mess?" Snape asked.
"I was braiding your hair in a complicated hair style that was extremely popular in 1979," Alexis corrected pompously.
"With whom? Never mind. You are not getting any of my students," Snape asserted.
"Severus Snape you would not think about going back on a promise you made to me?"
"I never promised you any of my students."
"It was an implied promise and as such is just as binding as actually saying the words," Alexis reasoned.
"I have never heard such non….," Snape stopped at the sudden picture of Harry Potter having to take dance lessons from Draco Malfoy or Blaise Zabini.
With an evil smirk Snape replied, "You are absolutely correct. I did promise and I will make sure that at least five of my students are there to help you Tuesday night."
Alexis looked at him suspiciously, "You will be there too?"
"Of course. I wouldn't miss it for a million galleons," Snape smiled.
"I think I hear Slinky delivering dinner. Are you ready to eat?" Snape tried a distraction tactic.
"I am starving," at the mention of food Alexis lost all interest in the dance class issue. "I hate to think how many calories we have burned up today."
"I'll go bring us something to eat and we can have it in bed," Snape kissed Alexis's forehead as he got up. He was already planning his instructions to his Slytherian students about the dance class.
Alexis couldn't see his evil smirk as he headed into the sitting room, or she would have known that he was up to no good.
