A/n: Weeeeha! Try saying that and see how many scared looks you get! I got 14! Hahaha! Beat that! YAY! I got reveiwas! Hey, King of da...CYBER-TUR—
King Turkey: ARGH! Shut up!
Me: No! Um, why are you looking at me like that? King Turkey is looking at SS with a demented grin on his face and is holding a scarf and some rope
Me: I detest! Back! Uh, sit! Stay! Heel! AH! Let me-GRFLE! Has a gag in her mouth and is tied up to a chair
King Turkey: clears his throat and wipes off wings Since StriderStalker is unavailable at the moment, I will read the review list: ahem
Jamie Leigh: She says that you had a perfectly good reason to be confused, and she fixed the chapter problem. Meanwhile, SS has spotted a pair of scissors lying on a nearby table The chapter's names are what she thought when she was in the predicament. She is very sorry and was happy that you put that in.
Jeregrin Took: She would say hello, but she is...handicapped at the moment, however she is very excited and can't wait until you update again! SS is sawing through the rope tying her hands and has only one more strand to go Thank you!
Deagol Smeagol: SS has finally cut through the cords binding through her hands and is working on her legs Thank you very much and you are this chapter's winner! Lights flash everywhere and confetti showers down from unknown origin. KT looks exasperated KT: sigh Alright! Enough with the confetti already! Confetti stops Here is your... CYBER-TURKEY OF DOOO-Crap! Now she's got me doing it! SS has got all cords off and has a murderous look in her eyes
Me: Doing what?
KT: OO! Um, he he...?
Me: Narrows eyes Start running...for your life.
KT: RUNS AWAY!!!AHHHHH!!! RUN AWAY!!! RUN AWAY!!!!!
Me: He he. I think I'll continue from here. ahem
Strider's Girl: Oh! Dude! I am soooo sorry! The review didn't go to my e-mail mailbox, so I didn't see it. Please forgive me! I'll give you a free...CYBER-TURKEY OF DOOOOM!!! Are you happy? Hope so! Thanks for the review!
A/n: YAY! Congrats to Deagol Smeagol for answering the Quiz right: Sean Astin got knocked unconscious by a wooden loom on the Rivendell set! Ouch! Hailey! HAILEY!!!
Hailey: What now?
Me: Clean this up now! Please.
Hailey: Fine. Whatever. Sweeps up confetti
Me: Alrighty! On with the fic!
(A/n: action thinking "talking" )
'He listened attentively to my poem, and closed his eyes, obviously enjoying it very much. That made me feel really, really good.'
(A/n: Ok guys! This is my poem, just like I promised! I don't care if you think it's weird, but I would like to hear what you think of it!)
Chapter 4
Macaroni and Cheese
I took a deep breath and began my poem.
"The Cold Sun is rising over my mountain,
It chills the bone the bird in the air, the water in the fountain.
Gone are my days when Love was bliss,
Those are the days that I will miss.
Some call it Fate, others Hate, but I say it's a Disgrace
That something so pure should go to waste.
So hear me friends, listen close, hold dear all that you Love the most.
And then, only then, your Story will not End stricken with Strife,
Just remember that where there is Death there is also Life.
Then you can say:
'The Warm Sun is rising over my mountain,
It thaws the bone, the bird in the air the water in the fountain.
Come are my days when Love was bliss,
Those are the days that I had missed.'
Though days may come and break and bend,
There are no 'Happily Ever Afters', for there truly is no End.
So through Time and Space, and Space and Time
Our memories will live on and on,
And so Begins the End of my rhyme."
Leggy opened his eyes and smiled. God he has a beautiful smile.
"That was quite good for a child." He said.
"I am NOT a child! I'm a teenager for God's sake!" I yelled, peeved.
"I am very sorry! I did not know. But compared to me, you are." Leggy defended. I had to agree with that.
"Well, just remember that next time." I scratched my head.
"Growlll"
"What in the world?" I looked around. Strange..."Hey, Elfmuffin, did you hear that? Legolas?" But he was just as confused as me.
"GRROWLL" There it was again!
"GrrOwlL" I felt it that time...I slapped my head.
"Duh! It's my stomach! How stupid am I?! Leggy, are you hungry?" He looked at me strangely.
"Oh. Right. Elves don't get hungry. I forgot..." I thought aloud.
"You do that a lot, don't you?" He said sarcastically.
"Oh, do shut up!" I snapped. "Now do you want something to eat, or not?" He shrugged and followed me to the kitchen.
"Mrow"
"Hi Ronnie!" I picked up my big orange Tabby cat and coddled him. (A/n: I love that cat so much!)
"Leggy, Ronnie. Ronnie, Leggy. Go on, you can pet him." I assured the Elf. He hesitated, but eventually stuck his hand out and patted his head. Ronnie started to purr loudly, a sound Legolas obviously never had heard before. He jumped back and looked at me. Ron looked offended that the petting had stopped.
"That means that he likes you, Legolas. Don't worry." I assured him. He appeared somewhat relieved, so I deposited the cat with Leggy. He he he. The look on his face was priceless. I chuckled to myself as I rummaged through the refrigerator.
"How does macaroni and cheese sound, Leggy?" I asked as I poked my head around the door. The sight that met my eyes was hilarious. Legolas was sitting awkwardly on the ground with Ronnie kneading his paws on Elf's leg. Legolas saw me and tried his best not to look distressed. I swear. The pride of some people, er, Elves.
"Do you want some help? Never mind, don't answer that." I lifted Ronnie off of him and set the cat down on the couch, where he proceeded to curl up and fall asleep. "I do believe you have something to say to me, Legolas." I hinted.
"Thank you. Jenai." He mumbled.
"What was that? I didn't hear you." I mocked, a smile creeping up my mouth.
"I said 'thank you.'" He stated a bit louder.
"Ah! You are most welcome, my dear Legolas." I went back to going through the fridge and took out some leftover mac n' cheese. I shut the door and put the food in the microwave without a thought. I set the timer on it and pressed 'START'. I turned to the Elf and almost yelled out. He had strung his bow and was pointing it at the microwave.
"Legolas! No! The microwave is GOOD! My mom'll kill me if you wreck it!" I shouted, standing between him and the expensive appliance, dangerously close to the tip of the arrow. He arched an eyebrow, but obliged. I sighed with relief. That was too close. I obviously need to teach him a few things about modern-day technology. Greeeaat. Just peachy.
"BEEEEEP!!"
"Goddammit Legolas!!"
This was going to be a long day....
A/n: Wow! Long chappie! This week starts 8th grade for me, so I might not be able to upgrade as often. Well, I don't really update often anyways, so, you get it. Quiz Time and Didja Know!! Whee!
Quiz Time!
Which actor originally auditioned for the roll of Faramir? (You don't need a hint.)
Didja Know?
Cate Blanchett missed the FOTR world premire because of the birth of a baby. Not hers. Maybe Rosie's. You just never know.....
