Hey Hermione,
Sorry it's been, what, two days? It's that too long for you? Merlin, you're such an overachiever- even with summer letters! Head start? Snort. That's pretty weird that I just wrote "snort". Just goes to show your effect on me ;)
WHEN AM I A PRAT? I'm perfectly nice to you! That snowball incident was an accident, totally unintentional, I'm telling you! The Exploding Snap was Fred and George's idea besides!
No, I don't like him. No, I won't tell you why. No, I am not frustrating.
Oh yeah, and just to frustrate you... no.
You're right. That was a boring letter. I fell asleep while reading it and only woke up when your owl started pecking at my freckles. I think she thinks they're.. whatever. I do not skim, by the way. You just have to be right about everything, don't you?
I think it's great that you have two boys as friends, mainly just because I'm one of them, and I'm not going to agree that I'm anything less than awesome.
Oh, and you did lose me. I have a perfect attention-span though. I don't know what you're talking about! Ooh, Mum just set out the pudding for tonight... okay, ow, she shot something at me from her wand. I'll get Ginny to pilfer it later. Girls always get away with things. They just have to cry. Now you're going to go off on me with feminism aren't you?
I'm not horrid! Have an awful summer...
Ron
