Chapter 3-Nothing Short of A Mutiny
"What the hell is going on here!" Cyborg yelled.
Robin immediately dropped Raven quickly and lied, "Um, nothing. Absolutely nothing. We were just talking about-"
"Oh Robin, just give it a rest. I'm not going to lie. You wanna hear the truth, Cy? Well, here it is! Robin and I have been having an affair. Now, please Cy, don't tell Beast Boy and Starfire!" Raven pleaded. Then, all of a sudden, everybody began to hear scratches and snickers from Raven's closet. She walked over, opened it, and began to search. To everybody's shock, she yanked Beast Boy out by his hair and dragged him over to her bed.
"AHHH! What's your deal?" Beast Boy screamed after being forced to sit.
"What's your deal hiding in my closet?" Raven screamed back at him, "Were you spying on me?"
"It only started because I heard you and Robin talking lovey-dovey to each other, so I changed into a spider and crawled into your closet," Beast Boy explained calmly. raven began to cry on Robin's shoulder. "Must the world hate me so, to make the most blissful era of my life be cut short abruptly? Oh, I realize dire consequences shall bestow upon me soon, but I know Robin will always be there for me," she thought as she started to stop crying.
"Uhh...I have really bad news," Cyborg burst out suddenly, "I am sure you are familiar with the team handbook, correct?" Everyone nodded. "Good, because it states that both persons involved in a scandalous affair shall be expelled from the team-"
"EXPELLED!" Raven and Robin exclaimed together.
"You can't kick us off, you guys need us!" Robin tried to reason.
"It also states that the expelling can be turned over by a majority vote, but we have to do it one person at a time," Cyborg added, "Let's do Robin first."
"I say he stays, because we'd be lost without his leadership," Beast Boy said.
"Well, by a raise of hands, who thinks Robin should stay," Cyborg stated, followed by everyone's hand going up. Robin released his breath, quite relieved.
"Now for Raven," Cyborg said with a grin on his face, "Who here thinks she should stay?" Robin and Raven's hands shot up, but Cyborg and Beast Boy's stayed down.
"You guys wanna kick me out?" Raven asked nervously, "Why?"
"Because having you here will always be a constant reminder of this incedent," Cyborg explained. He nudged Beast Boy, who added, "Yeah, and you two will probably continue your affair behind our backs. We can't take that chance, dude."
"Ha! It's not a majority vote! So nothing's official!" Robin said happily, "We need a tiebreaker."
"Oh, I know how to solve this!" Beast Boy yelled smugly, and everybody stood there, waiting for his idea. Then, faster than Robin, Raven, or Cyborg could concieve a thought, Beast boy ran out of Raven's room and ran down the hall, yelling, "STARFIRE!"
"Shit," Raven said quietly, "She'll definetly vote me out. I mean I stole her boyfriend..."
"Shhh..." Robin whispered, putting his finger on her lips, "Maybe, she'll be forgiving." They would find out soon, for Starfire stormed in, followed by an evil-grinning Beast Boy.
"Robin, please tell me this is all a lie, that you love me instead of this prostotur wingbar!" she cried, expecting a good answer.
"Star, I do love you a lot, but, I love Raven more, and if you don't like it, then that's too bad that you can't be happy for me," Robin shot back, leaving Starfire to lower her head and cry.
"Awww, it's okay, Starfire," Cyborg assured, "There is a way you can make all of these problems go away."
"Um-hmm, choose or lose, Raven can stay, or leave," Beast Boy agreed.
"Cyborg, please escourt Raven to the door," Starfire decided.
He picked Raven up and swung her over his shoulder. "Hey, put me down! I'm warning you! That's it! AZARATH METRION ZYN-"
Raven couldn't finish her spell bcause Cyborg literally threw her out.
