Hermione,
I'm sorry. Just thought that I would get straight to the point. I'm a boy, so this will probably be clumsy. I just don't know what to say. You're not a mistake. We're all really glad you're at Hogwarts with us, and DON'T YOU DARE leave us, because.. nothing would be the same without you. Who will I copy off of? Only joking! But really, Harry is only a little better than me, nor could I copy off of Neville or something. Still only joking! Honestly, I love you Hermione, you're my best friend, and you deserve to be a witch ten times more than I deserve to be a wizard. Twenty times more than Neville for that matter, too.
Less than three? You know you're better at maths, too. I do hate it. And you use it wayyy too much. Stop it, or I'll have to call you HERMKIN. Okay, so it's not as good as Ron Bon, but if you say it really fast, it almost(?) sounds like pumpkin? Agh, boys are bad at this.
Oh right, because I'm the one who always starts it! We bicker because you have a natural talent for starting a fight! You complain about everything! If I were lucky, we would never fight.
I think this is healthy for you. You need to learn that you can't win everything. Take our fights for example. I mean, I always win.
Er.. Did I tell you I sleep-read? But I do agree that you were wrong. I don't know what about, but just suffice it to say that you were wrong. Yes, I am happy now. I like your hair.
Shudder. I can't give you a compliment without checking my temperature for a fever. Forget what I said. I'm not supposed to be nice.
What did I say! You went all feminist on me. Maybe we never understand what is going on because there is always SO MUCH going on. And you girls never say anything, you just sit there and seethe expecting us to read your minds, which, despite our being wizards, we CANNOT! Girls expect too much. Why is always the boys who have to make the first move? Why do boys have to do everything?
Am not.
Ron
