Another chappy. Another day. Review please. Oh, and thank you for all of the reviews already. :)

A/N: I know wolves eat raw meat. I'm not stupid, Keisuke Fan. But have an imagination, plz?

IIIII

Downstairs, Tsume was attempting to make...a cheese sandwich! It really wasn't supposed to be that hard but to him this was like making gourmet food for the President at the last minute!!! Can he do it? Let's check in! :D He's does seem to be doing rather well at the moment. Tsume sliced the cheese with no casualties. He figured that was a good start. With two thick slices that tasted really good, he took out the bread, un- spun it, and took two peices out. The white haired wolf put on piece of bread down on the counter, then, with a shaky hand, put the cheese on. Nothing happened. He put the other cheese on. Nothing happened then either.

Usually, Tsume wasn't scared, but he was hungry, and this was the least dangerous thing that he could make. To tell the truth he had no clue how he thought that the cheese would attack him. It hadn't moved on it's own accord so far so how could he be so sure that it would do it now? It most likely wouldn't. He thought. He hoped. Tsume put the last bread slice top. Success! V-I-C-T-O-R-Y! Victory, victory, is now Tsume's cry! Go Tsume! Go Tsume! It's his birthday! He made something without making a mess! He felt like he could jump around the room like tigger on crack, but, of course, that wasn't in his character. Though, if it was, he most certainly would have! Tsume couldn't help but give a little smile. Yes! A smile! It's a miracle! To bad the others weren't there to see it...or were they? No. Just kidding. They hadn't.

Did you actually think that Tsume would do this without messing up!? HA! No, he couldn't! There's a destruction coming...closer....and closer...and closer! Destruction! Thy name is Toboe!

"Tsume? What are you doing?" asked Toboe quietly, but by complete surprise.

Tsume had his sandwich on the counter, but he swung around, taking the food with him. It flew over to Toboe's feet into the separate peices they were. Toboe snuggled the blanket around him tighter that had been dragging along the ground, he was cold, so he held the long yellow blanket around his neck, covering his whole body.

He sniffled cutely, then asked "Were you making lunch?"

"Lunch!?" they heard from upstairs, and down came Hige. "Where is lunch!? Where?" He looked at the floor, where the sandwich was, then sighed "Oh. There it is. Well, it's all yours Toboe."

"It's Tsume's," he replied softly. He yawned and added "He was startled and threw it across the room."

"I did not throw it!" Tsume snapped. "I was trying to make lunch!"

"Lunch?" asked another familiar voice.

They all jumped back a little and turned around. There stood Kiba, still in his underwear. Then they jumped back again because of that site.

"You startled us!" Toboe accused.

Tsume threw the cheese at him but missed since Kiba side stepped it, still rubbing his eyes. Tsume shouted "Asshole!"

"Put some clothes on, dammit! I don't want to see you naked!" shouted Hige.

"Hey, I'm not naked," Kiba replied.

"Well, your almost there," Hige said, blushing badly.

"Like I said, we're all guys, so there is nothing to be ashamed of. Would you rather I walk around naked? Would you like that?" Kiba asked, all of them shivered.

"Hell no!" Hige replied, crossing his arms.

"Then stop complaining or I will go naked," he snarled.

Then, everyone stayed quiet for the fact that they didn't want to have to burn their eyes out.

It was quiet for a while until Toboe started sneezing, which wasn't all that loud, but to a wolves delicate ears it was like a fog horn. At top notch too. And to make it worse, it was like every other minute that he sneezed.

"Would you stop sneezing already!?" shouted Hige.

"I-I think I'm (sniff) allergic to something (achoo!) in here," He replied, rubbing his nose that was all red. He sniffed a couple more times, then added "I think it's from the cheese."

Everyone gave him a strange look.

"Hey! It's a (achoo) possibility!" Toboe said.

"Where does the cheese come in?" Hige asked.

Toboe pointed to the broken up cheese sandwich that Tsume attempted to make. "That. He threw it at me."

"For the last time I did not throw it!" Tsume snapped angrily, standing up. He couldn't take much more of their stupid antics! Everything they said made him go nuts! "Argh! I'm going crazy!"

Hige snickered "Cabin fever."

"Ooooh! Is this the part where the aliens come in and eat our brains?" asked Toboe curiously, thinking of some old movie.

"Actually, I think that everyone goes crazy."

"Why don't we just leave?"

"The door is usually locked so we can't leave."

"Hmmm..." Toboe wondered nervously, looking at the door. "Is it locked?"

Hige shrugged. "I dunno." He gulped and headed over towards the door. Everyone watched as he tried to turn the knob but it wouldn't open. "Uh- oh."

Tsume's eyes grew big. "We're...stuck here?!"

"The next thing you know, the lights will go out!"

"Hige..." said Kiba.

"And then we'll go crazy!"

"Ummm..." Kiba tried to interrupt once again.

Hige continued on. "Then, we'll go so crazy that we'll eat eachother!"

"Ahhhh!" screeched Toboe. "Don't eat me!"

"I don't want to die either but it's inevitable. We have met our fate. The door is locked and there is no other way out! The only window is upstairs and that doesn't open either," Hige shook his head. "We're going to die here."

"..." Tsume just stood there, frozen.

The leader sighed. "How did I get stuck with idiot's for a pack?" He murmured. The wolf walked over to the door, then he proceeded to flip up the hatchet that had gotten stuck on the top. Of which had locked them in since the door swung in and not out. "See? We aren't going to die. We aren't going to eat eachother. And, Toboe? What the hell are you doing?"

The young pup was clinging onto Tsume's arm. He said "I don't want to be eaten."

They all sighed.

"We are going crazy..." Hige said, shaking his head.

The brown haired wolf shot him a glare. "Your the one driving Toboe crazy. Don't scare him like that! He's only a pup, ya' know."

"Aw, isn't that cute? Kiba's being all overprotective!" mocked Hige playfully. The wolf standing next to him though did not looked pleased. At all. "I think I'll shutup now."

"That would be wise."

IIIII (Ten minutes later...)

"Get away from me, you cesspool!" Tsume sneered at Toboe, moving from their bed over to share one with Kiba.

It's obvious hat Toboe is allergic to something in here since he keeps on sneezing though. They figured that it has to be allergies since he had no temperature and he said that he didn't feel sick. Just that his nose was really runny, plus it itched a lot. Tsume, since he was the one that had to share a bed with Toboe, didn't want to have germs all over hiself so he went over to Kiba's bed. Kiba wasn't in there at the moment since he was trying to get the remaining egg out of his hair in the bathroom.

Came no surprise to Tsume that Kiba's bed smelled like toasted egg. More like burned but it didn't really make a difference, it was smelly, but not unbearable. The eldest wolf laid down in the bed with a sigh. Toboe was still sneezing like crazy, Hige was snoring, like a foghorn it was, and Kiba had the shower running since he couldn't get the egg smell off of him. There was to much noise to go to sleep! And Tsume hadn't gotten any sleep for so long that he was only going to get more cranky (if possible) ! And, believe him (well, actually, everyone knows this) , you do not want to see him more cranky then he already is.

"The wheels on the bus go round and round! Round and Round! Round and round! The wheels on the bus go round and round! All through the town!" sang Kiba in the shower. Everyone's eyes shot open at the development of him actually trying to sing! Noo! "The babies on the bus go 'Waahhh' 'Waaahhh' 'Waaaahhh'! 'Waaahhh' 'Waaaahhh' 'Waaaahhh'! The babies on the bus go 'Waaahhh' 'Waaahhh' 'Waaaahhh' all through the town!"

"Kiba! Stop that hideous noise coming from your throat!" shouted Tsume. He didn't want to call it singing because it most certainly was not singing!

"I'll pay you to stop!" added Hige, awoken from his deep sleep. "I'll do anything! It's painful! It's painful!"

"Shutup!" shouted Kiba from within the shower still, angry that they inturrupted his singing. "It's not that bad! I'd like to see you try to sing!!"

Hige sighed "I'd rather not."

IIIII (Later....)

"So, who's going into the shower next?" asked Kiba, appearing into the room, finally wearing something other than just his underwear. A towel to be more exact.

IISince people asked...Kiba Fan Reaction!II

Kiba fan's: Dammit, put him back in his underwear! We want him in his underwear! NOW! NOW! NOW! ::waves photos of him in his undies that they secretively took in the last episode::

Me: ::sweatdrop:: Would it help if I said he's wearing nothing underneath the towel?

Kiba fan's: ::drooling::

Me: Well, I think that helped ::whispers:: Although it's not true. Still wearing his underwear ::snickers::

IIDone!II

"Who said we're taking a shower?" asked Hige, playing Cat's Cradle with Toboe. They obviously didn't know how to play since the string was all in knots. "Hey, Toboe, not that side. The other one! Yeah, yeah, that one."

Toboe looked at it curiously, trying to figure out what it was. "What is it?"

"Erm..." the other wolf stuttered "I think that it's a messed up building. That a meteor fell on....and millions of people were in there since it was locked. Like we were until Mr. Smartie Pants unlocked it."

Kiba sighed. "Like I asked, who's taking a shower next?"

"Not me," the other three said in unison.

"You all are taking one whether you like it or not. You all stink."

"Shutup! I don't have to do it if I don't want to!" complained Tsume, curling up in Kiba's bed. "Go take another shower. I can smell you from over here."

"It's called cologne. Humans use it; I had found some in the cabinet," Kiba replied in a no-tone. He sniffed his shoulder, taking in the aroma that smelled like roses. "It's nice smelling! So don't say I smell bad! You all do so get your butts in the shower. I am not kidding you guys. You stink."

Hige's eyebrow's frowned. "You aren't the boss."

"Your right, I'm the leader."

"You ain't older than me."

"Ain't is not a word, Hige!"

"So?!"

"Shutup and get in the shower!"

"Make me!"

"Fine, I will!" Kiba said finally, walking over angrily to the nervous wolf. He grabbed Hige by the back of his shirt and started dragging him out of the door.

Toboe laughed while Tsume watched in amusement while Kiba forced Hige into the shower. They heard them all arguing in there.

"Ew! No! I'm not going to take a shower now!" they heard Hige yell.

"I cleaned it out!" Kiba shouted back.

"It still smells!"

"Like I said, I cleaned it out! As long as you put on that cologne stuff after the shower you won't smell like eggs!"

"I'm not getting in there!"

"Yes you are!"

"I'm leaving! You can't make me take a shower!"

Kiba growled "Do not make me throw you in there."

"Ask Tsume! I'm to fat to throw!"

"Yes! You are!" Tsume shouted into the hall, the snickers of the youngest pup could be heard also.

Hige yelled "You aren't helping!"

"Who said that I was trying to help?"

IIIII

So, after a long while of forcing Hige into the shower, a tired Kiba came back into the room and flopped down onto Hige's bed since Tsume was still on his bed. There had been a small scuffle but he had accomplished his goal. He just threatened Hige with no food for the rest of the night and he did as told. Just to make sure that he didn't escape he locked the door from the outside. Unfortunately...Kiba fell asleep from exhaustion so the only one awake was Toboe. Big mistake.

After he was done, Hige put his sweatpants back on and tried to open the door. Of course it was locked. He kept on trying to open it but it wouldn't open! He started to freak out. Who had locked it?! And the ideas from that earlier conversation started to pop into his imagination. Oh why, oh why, did he have to open his big mouth?!

"Hey! I'm stuck in here!" shouted Hige, still trying to unlock it.

Catching his attention, Toboe looked up from an old magazine that he had found lying around. I'm talking real old. Like, the pages are turning to dust old.

"I'm stuck! Unlock the door! Can anyone even hear me?!" Hige kept on shouting.

Toboe ran to the door, asking "Where's the lock?"

"On the outside, runt."

Of course, Toboe hadn't had much usage of doors before, much less locks. Granny hadn't had any locks on her doors since she saw no need. So he was completely lost on finding the locks. He would wake up Tsume or Kiba but they wouldn't be to happy if that were to happen...

"Don't you know what a lock is?"

"No," Toboe shyly replied. He could hear Hige sigh in frustration. "I'm sorry! It's just that Granny never had locks on her doors."

"Go wake up Tsume or Kiba!" ordered the elder one.

Toboe sneezed a couple times, then replied "I don't feel like getting witched at because you got yourself locked in there. They'll yell at me. I don't want them to be angry at me."

"Forget that! Just wake them up!"

"But..."

"Toboe..." he snarled.

"Fine!" Toboe snapped. "Stupid wolf."

"I heard that!"

So, Toboe made his death walk over to Tsume. He had been sleeping longer than Kiba so it would be better to let Kiba sleep, right? But Tsume would be more angry. He was always angry though. Kiba might be nice but he had been in an awfully pissy mood when he got in here from Hige being so whiny. But, then again, Tsume might feel better now. Oh! Which one to choose?! Either one would mean death soo...

"Toboe? What are you doing?" asked Tsume, sitting up, watching Toboe look all freaked out.

"Well, Hige is locked in the bathroom and I'm not sure which one of you I should have woken up because I knew that you would be angry and so would Kiba but your usually always in a bad mood and Kiba is nice though he looked awfully mad so I was freaking out and I didn't know what to do and Hige's still in the bathroom since the door is locked since I didn't know how to unlock it so I had to wake one of you up but I-" Toboe stopped rambling once Tsume covered his mouth.

"Your going to give me a headache. I get the idea. Chubby got himself locked in the bathroom," Tsume sighed out. He followed Toboe over to the bathroom of which he pretended he didn't know what a lock was. He just wanted to see Hige squirm.

Hige asked "Did you unlock it yet?"

"I don't know where the lock is," Tsume lied. Toboe raised an eyebrow at his idol. He hissed to the pup "I know where it is I just want to see Hige freak out. Pay back for him picking on you."

Toboe nodded with a smile.

"You don't know where the lock is?!" Hige shouted angrily. "It's on the doorknob you idiot! Turn the switch thingy and I shall be released!"

"What if we don't want you to be?" asked the elder wolf.

"Tsume..." he growled "You wouldn't dare!"

"Try me."

"I'll ram through the door then!" he proposed.

"Be my guest. Just that we'll no longer have a door and if you want to use the bathroom...there won't be any privacy."

"Damn you and your stupid logic Tsume," Hige growled under his breath. Then he ordered "Go wake up Kiba then. He knows his locks."

"I'm afraid he's in a deep sleep," answered Tsume.

"Wake him up!"

"I don't feel like it."

The snickers of the youngest pup could be heard and it was making Hige fuming mad. Tsume just stood there, with his arms crossed, glad to get revenge for Toboe.

They heard small noises coming from inside the bathroom like things were being moved. Out of curiousity the two of them starting to knock on the door, asking what was wrong. When they heard nothing they unlocked then opened the door. No Hige. Toboe looked under the sink but all he found was a can of grease(1). When he opened it...well, lets just say that he wished that he hadn't.

"Augh! Toboe! What in the hell is that!?" Tsume asked, covering his mouth and nose with cupped hands.

Toboe dropped it on the floor and backed up into the wall. He also covered his mouth and nose with cupped hands. "Let's get out of here!"

Being the braver one there, Tsume put the cap on and threw it out the window. Then it hit him. The...window? An opened window?! That's how Hige got out! The two of them stood in the wet shower and looked out of the window. He wasn't down on the ground. Where did he go?

"Haha!" Hige laughed a bit, at the door of the bathroom. Before the two wolves in the shower could say a word Hige shut the door and locked it. "There! How do you like that?"

Inside, Tsume looked down. They were on the second story and it was a long drop but they had dropped longer lengths before so this was nothing. Well, to Toboe it was a hundred feet. He did not like heights.

Tsume said "Okay, you jump out first."

"Why me?" Toboe asked nervously.

"Because, if I jump down first you'll never jump," replied the elder wolf. He shoved Toboe up and he sat on the window sill, looking down at the ground. "Do you want me to push you? It's not even that far! Your a wolf! Jump!"

"Tsuummmmeeee!" he whined.

"Whining won't help you," Tsume replied angrily.

"I can't!"

"Yes you can!"

"No I can't!"

"I'm loosing my patience with you, pup! Now do it before I push you off!"

"You wouldn't dare!" Toboe gasped.

Tsume pushed Toboe off guard. The young pup screeched but landed firmly on his behind. It was in a bush behind the house so he wasn't that hurt.

"Tsume!" yelled Toboe angrily, shaking a fist at him. "Wait until I get my hands on you!"

"Shutup," he hissed back and jumped down; he gracefully landed on his two feet. "There. That wasn't so bad; now was it, pup?"

"It was fine except for the part that you pushed me down, I fell, and hurt my butt. Otherwise I'm completely fine!" he replied sarcastically. He was helped up by Tsume and they went around front then procceeded their way back into the house.

They walked upstairs to find Hige had went back into the room, laying on his bed, and somehow Kiba had found his way back to his own bed. The two looked ferociously at Hige of whom had locked them in the bathroom.

The brown haired wolf shrugged nervously as they closed in on him.

"Now, guys, don't hurt me! It was a mistake!" Hige pleaded.

"You locked us in! And then Tsume pushed me through the window!" Toboe complained.

"I did not push you!"

"Oh, just like you didn't throw the cheese at me?"

"I didn't do that either!"

"Yes you did," Toboe sniffled out, trying to play the sympathy card. But Tsume is 99.9999 percent heartless so that wouldn't work with him.

"Umm..." Hige tried to interrupt their argument but its seemed pretty hopeless. Seemed that they wanted to argue with eachother rather then beat the living crap out of him. Not that he was complaining about it!

As they continued arguing, they woke Kiba up who wasn't very pleased. "What's going on?" he ordered to know.

Tsume had somehow directed his attention back to Hige whom he had in a headlock. Toboe was cheering him on. The three looked at their leader with uncertain looks.

"Well, you see, it's a long story!" Toboe nervously said.

Hige broke out of Tsume's head lock and accused loudly "You locked me in the bathroom, Kiba. How could you?"

"You were being so damn annoying that he probably had no other choice," Tsume commented.

"I'm not annoying!"

"Yes you are!"

"I am not!"

"In my opinion, you both are," Kiba broke in. He looked at Toboe who was inching away from the other two. "So? What exactly happened to cause you all to get on eachother's nerves this badly? Or do I even want to know?"

Toboe shook his head. "You don't even want to know."

"Figured." And, so, Kiba went back to sleep, leaving the others to sort out their own problems.

IIIII (Until the next chapter...)

1. I go that from Nami-yan's review. Beware the grease!

A/N: Well, this chapter took a while to write, but I've got it! I love reviews so keep em' coming! Oh, and here's the reader responses, look, your there! :D

Tenqu Queen: Oh! Thanks. I try my best.

Luna: Many things are coming their way...::cackles evilly::

Nina4: I personally think that the image of Kiba in his underwear is great! :) But, then again, I'm just a fangirl. Though, please don't feed me to a pack of wild fangirls! ::hides in a corner::

Sya Says: Yeah, but picking on Toboe is the funnest part! :) He's so fun to torture and stuff. The chibi's always are! And I'm such a Tsume fangirl. The leather on him fits him so well! I love it when he's acting like such a bad ass! I really love yaoi, I really do, but I think what bothers me about Toboe/Tsume is that Toboe is so young! I like to think of them as a brotherly relationship more than a romantic.

Female Heero Yuy: Well, thanks for the constructive critism. I'm glad that you liked it! I'll shorten up the stuff when I work on other stories. And I update as quick as I can! I really do! I guess you are a Kiba fan! O.- ::eye twitches:: I'm sorry there was no Kiba fan reaction last time. There was one this time! ::hands her a big tub of pocky for being such a good sport::

Call me....LATIFAH!: Even though your hardly worth my time or effort.... Hmm...what do I have to say to you without being mean? Well, if your mean to me, I'll be mean to you, soooo...WTF!? It's not stupid humor we're talking about, unlike you! And you have a sick mind! Sick, sick, sick! Why would I make Hige rape Toboe?! That's just wrong! Seriously, go see a doctor, I think you need anger management courses or something. But, I did laugh at your flame, because it was so stupid. XD So, there. I said what I wanted and now I feel better. Like I said- If you're mean to me then I'll be mean to you.

Nami-yan: That line probably would get some reactions. I like that line myself. One of my other favorite lines if from Weiss Kreuz so I'll try to fit it in next chapter. Ewww...what about the grease? I had to ask! Gomen! ::hands her a crate of pocky plus a Toboe plushie::

Chase the Wolves: But did you like it? J/K. Wow?! It's the best?! Thank you!

Twisted illusions: LOL. I loved your Kiba reaction. :D It made me laugh so hard!

BrittneyAnna: LOL. Did they really? My mom does that a lot when I'm reading a hilarious story. Anyway, yes, I am crazy. J/K.

Souless Wolf Youkai: Love the name! ;) Anyway, there really wasn't anything wrong with it? Tankies! Tsume burning down the cabin would have probably ended up killing them all. Whoopsie daisy!

Midnyte Wolf: I continued! Wahoooo! ::hands her/him a Tsume plushie::

wolf girl: Glad you liked it.

Whiskers: LOL. I love your Kiba reaction. I think that the bid for Kiba in his tidies would go pretty high. Like....7000? I would go in debt for that!

Yu Yu Hakusho04: I see that you like YYH...so do I!!! Hiei 4eva! Anyway, Tsume is my fav too. Just so kawaii! It's hard to choose between them all though.

None of your buisness...: I'm making it my buisness. lol. Yeah, that line just popped into my head sort of randomly. I use that a lot. I also get a lot of strange looks from it too. Is it really that good?! Oh! Thank you forever (forever echoes in the backround) Wow...and it was neccesary for Tsume to take his jacket and then run in slow motion! ::drooling:: Tsuuuummeee...::smacks herself:: Sorry. It was just something I felt had to be done!

Angelfromwithin: Mwahahhahhha! Kiba is cool! I agree. I guess I didn't have all that much Kiba in this chapter...he sort of got tired and wondered off. I'll put more of him in the next chapter since there are a lot of Kiba fans out there pleading for more.

Autumn: Lol. Don't come at me with katana's! I'm sorry! I thought that it would be fan service for you to think of him in his undies. Kiba...in a dress?! Rotflmao! I love that image!

DailyMassacre: Glad I made your day FANTASTIC! Yeah!

Life is but a Dream2000: Your having a seizure! Oh no! Glad you really enjoyed it that much. There are ways to have humor without sick perverted- ness. I just don't think that perverted jokes are very neccesary. I mean, I'm not saying that I don't use them because I do, but not all of the time. You can always make jokes another way! I'm kind of offish on the whole Tsume/Toboe thing, no offense T/T fans, but Toboe seems just a bit to young! Oh! Oh! What happened in that story?! I have to know! And I hate it when it's supposed to be more of a rating than it is rated and then I'm all like "AHHHH!! You didn't warn me THAT was going to be in there!?" "Is that even POSSIBLE?!" "Tsume! Doesn't that hurt your BACK!?!?!" (laying on the floor, I do mean) Plus: I love rambling! I ramble on all the time! Take, for instance, this paragraph. Whoops! Sorry! Next!

a fan: Short and simple: Glad you liked it.

Awrawrawrawrawrawra: ROTFLMAO! HAHAHAHHA! I know, it was just soooo angsty!

BlueDragonStarHeart: Yes. I plan to have even more Tsume without his leather jacket on. o I love the image! ::drooling...again::

Dark Jisushiku: That line really cracked people up, ne? A lot of people also seemed to like Kiba in his underwear. YIPEE! I don't think that Tsume would burn down the cabin. I think that it would slowly cook at a temperature of 123 degrees until it is crispy, then you may put the frosting on and dip it in honey! Yes. I am weird.

Keisuke Fan: News Flash: GET AN IMAGINATION! It might do you some good. Get with the program! If you can't have an imagination than get out of the station, dude!

And, that all I have to say. Until next time...Ja ne! (And if I sounded rude to anyone besides Keisuke fan and Call me....LATIFAH I am sorry. I was trying to sound rude to those two!)