Thanks for sticking with me this long:nods: Very nice of you. I don't have very many chapters left (maybe three at the most) so I'm going to try my best! Hope that you like it.

IIIII

Middle of the night. All was quiet. Well, with the sleep talking of Toboe not included, it was pretty much silent. The only ones in the room now were Blue and Toboe.

Toboe was sleep talking about how cute Hamtaro was. Blue was listening to Toboe mumble. Tsume was trying to find something decent to watch on TV. Hige was smacking the microwave out of frustration that he was in this fic. And Kiba sat the table looking at a deck of cards that Hige had found.

"Boredom Bug has got us," said Kiba.

Tsume came strutting in (yes, he can strut, because I want him to!) and sat down in front of Kiba. He asked, while trying to keep his attention from Hige who was still smacking the microwave "Kiba, why don't...we..What the hell are you, masochistic? Stop smacking the damn microwave or I'll smash your head into it!"

"Temper, temper," said Hige. Shaking his hand he said "Good thing someone told me to stop or I would have kept on going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going-"

"Do you have a point there?" Kiba asked.

"No," he replied. "That's why I'm doing it. There is no point. And going and going and going and going-"

"Shutup chubby or I'm going to make you dig your grave!" Tsume shouted angrily and slammed a fist on the table.

There was a sudden crack and a corner of the table fell off.

"My, that seemed a bit extensive," Hige said. "Anger management is the best thing for you to go through Tsume."

"Oh yeah? And where do you suggest I get this 'anger management'?"

There was an evil little gleam in Hige's eye. He chuckled even more evilly.

"I have the feeling that I should have never asked..."

"I'll tell you what, Kiba and I will do things to tick you off-" Hige began but was soon followed by Kiba.

"Since when has there been a 'Kiba and I'! There is no Kiba and I, Hige. Tsume hates me enough. I don't need him to hate me and have the right to kill me," Kiba argued.

"Anywayyy...like I said, Kiba and I will do things to tick you off but you have to control your temper no matter what. We'll keep doing this until I say that you've calmed down enough. Then you'll be cured!"

"I think your idiocy has reached through the roof," Tsume said. "There is no way I'm going to let you annoy me! Besides, what are you doing to do if I don't?"

"I'll tell Toboe that you said you hate him," Hige replied.

"Why would that be so bad?"

"Let me explain that more clearly..." Hige began.

(What would happen? Let's see!)

Toboe walked up to Tsume with his big chibi eyes gleaming with tears, "Tsumeeee? What did I do to make you hate me?"

"Oh crap..." Tsume whispered.

"I don't know what I did to make you hate me. I mean, I know that I can be a nuisance, and Hige wouldn't lie about something so serious-"

"I bet he would."

"-I'm really sorry Tsume. If I did anything wrong you know you could just tell me. I didn't mean to do it! I do things without thinking at time! I can be so stupid! If I did something to annoy you or to upset you or make you cry-"

"I haven't cried in my whole life! Shutup! Well, I did shed a few tears over my leather jacket getting shredded, but that was important!"

"Why do you hate me Tsume? Why? Why? Why? I don't know what I've done or said or whatever my action may have done. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I'm begging for your forgiveness! It's okay if you tell me what's wrong. I can handle it. I'll be grown up about it. I promise that I will-"

"Oh yes. I can tell since you're handling this to well..." Tsume's voice just got angrier.

"Oh no! I've upset you even further! I'm sorry!" Toboe apologized for the millionth time and began to cling to Tsume's leg. "Please forgive me!"

Trying to shake him off Tsume would regret not doing what Hige told him to do for the time that Toboe clung to his leg. Which was like an hour until Tsume could pry him off, get him to calm down, and tell him that he didn't hate him-only that he just was fed up with his annoying self. Which made Toboe run out of the Cabin crying.

(Poor Toboe!)

"See? See? Do you want that to happen? Do you want a pup clinging to your leg for an hour?" questioned Hige getting up into Tsume's face.

Pushing him back Tsume said "Shutup. I'll do it. Just don't touch me."

"Okay! We'll start with you and then I work on Kiba's character, trying to make him more exciting! Then trying to make Toboe not so annoying!" chirped Hige. "And whenever you do get angry, I'll do this-" Hige got only a hair away from poking Tsume in the shoulder then pulled back then did it again, all the while saying "-Not touching you. Not touching you. Not touching you-ow!"

Tsume grabbed his finger and growled "I hate that!"

Pulling away, Hige whimpered out "That's the point."

"As much as this amuses me I don't think it's going to work. Tsume, you'll always be angry. I'll always be...boring-" He glared at Hige while saying that "-And Toboe will always be a bit annoying. But, hey, why didn't you say anything about Blue?"

Sighing dreamily he replied "Because she's perfect."

"And we'll try to make you a little less girl crazy. If you were a little less girl crazy I would be worried. I'd think Armageddon is coming," Tsume said.

"I'm not that girl crazy," pouted Hige.

"Oh. Yeah. Sure. You hit on anything that moves."

"The wind moves and I don't hit on that!"

"...now your idiocy has reached the sky..."

IIIII

Hearing a shouting match from downstairs immediately woke Blue and Toboe up. Toboe lifted his head up off of the pillow that now had his drool all over it since he had been chewing on it in his sleep. The two started tip toeing over to the stairs. They weren't going to head down if they were the ones that caused the problem. That would be stupid. So they carefully listened in.

"You idiot! I told you not to annoy Tsume!" Kiba shouted.

"Just let me out!" they heard Hige shout back.

They could hear Tsume growling from frustration.

"Where could they possibly put Hige? I mean, he's to big to put anywhere..." Blue told Toboe.

"I don't wanna' go down there. Tsume's in a bad mood. If Tsume is a bad mood and you go near him he assumes that you have a death wish and attack you!"

"You're over exaggerating, Toboe, Tsume wouldn't attack us. I'm a girl and you're the chibi. He can't attack us. Sure he can attack Kiba or Hige because they're grown up boy wolves but I think we'd be safe."

"Didn't you watch episode four! He hit me because I was following him! Child abuse, I tell you," Toboe proved his point right there "Are you still gonna' go down there?"

"Sure."

Following right behind Blue they went into the kitchen. Though, they thought that only Blue came in, because Toboe was completely hidden behind Blue. Though he could still see what Tsume had put Hige in. Tsume had obviously shoved Hige in one of the lower cupboards, taken the microwave off of the counter (good thing it was on an extension cord), and then set it in front of the door so Hige couldn't get out. It seemed like a good idea.

Only now Hige was pounding on the door and shouting to be let out.

"No way I'm letting him out," Tsume said with his arms crossed. He sat back in his chair "And if any of you try to let him out you shall meet the same fate."

"Let me freeeee!" Hige demanded "This is neglect! Do you want me to report you to the police! Free me or pay the consequences!"

"What would you possibly do?" Tsume asked.

"Toboe...guess what Tsume said," Hige slyly said.

"What? What did Tsume say?" Toboe curiously asked.

Tsume shouted "Nothing! I said nothing!"

"Tsume says he hates you!"

The pup got tears in his eyes and asked, "R-Really?"

"He lies! He lies! And he's about to die!" Tsume said.

"Ahhhh! Save me! Tsume's going to kill me!" Hige said as he began to crawl around in the cupboards, making pots and pans fall over, which gave away completely where he was. Then he opened a door. Blinking, he asked himself, "Why didn't I do that before?"

Looking at Tsume who walked over to murder him he closed the door and answered himself. "That's why!"

"Tsuuuumeeee hates meeee!" cried Toboe. Everyone covered their ears out of pain.

Opening a cupboard door Tsume found Hige. After pulling him out Hige reminded "Anger Management, Tsume! Control that anger. Will hitting me fix the problem?"

"Yes."

"Well, you're probably right...wait, no. No! It won't help because Toboe is still crying."

"Tell him that I don't hate him."

"Awww...you spoil my fun," pouted Hige.

Kiba said "I feel left out of this plot. Don't you Blue?"

Blue nodded "I do. Just because we're boring..."

"Hige says I'm boring and now you? Since when have I been boring?" Kiba questioned with his teeth clenched "What do people interesting people do then?"

"Well...Toboe cries. Tsume shouts. And Hige corrupts the world..." pointed out Blue with a small frown "And we just sit back and watch it. Then again, that's better, because we get to see their fits, shouts, and idiocy up front."

"Then let us watch," Kiba said happily.

IIIII

All had finally settled down in the Cabin. Tsume was sitting on the opposite end of Hige and just to be on the safe side Hige had a spork. So if Tsume were to try anything he would have to answer to the spork! Blue and Toboe were on the left side, doing nothing worth typing, and Kiba was on the right. He wasn't doing anything interesting either except looking through the deck of cards.

"I'm boooorreeeddd..." whined Toboe cutely.

"Go play with the blender," Tsume snapped.

"You really do hate me..." Toboe replied "Why, what did I do wrong? What could I possibly have done to make you mad? Was it something I said? Was it something I said? Did my chibi-ness get out of hand! I would never try to annoy you on purpose, you know that. I'm usually trying to stay out of trouble. I want everyone to be happy with me! I don't want anybody, especially you Tsume, mad at me! I'm sorry Tsume!"

"...wow..." sighed the grey wolf "Take a breath there, pup, or you're lung are gonna' deflate."

Toboe took in deep breaths. He made a mental note: Don't ramble unless you are in a panic. Then again Toboe would panic about that. So it seemed alright to ramble.

"And I don't hate you. Hige's just an ass."

"I am not!" Hige shouted. Gripping the mighty spork, he asked "Do you want me to use this spork? You do not want me to use this spork."

"Sporks are stupid! It's not a spoon and it's not a fork. I hate those things. They don't know what they are! Argh! Why am I even talking about this?" Tsume snarled to himself "I'm almost as bad as Toboe."

"As bad as me? Is something wrong with me? What's wrong with me? I didn't mean to do it! It wasn't my fauuullttt!" the pup whined.

"Oh no. Here we go again," Hige banged his head on the table for ever saying Tsume hated Toboe. Now they were all suffering!

"I feel left out again," Kiba randomly submitted.

Blue nodded.

"You are paranoid," announced Tsume to the pup.

"I am?" Toboe asked meekly "I'll try to calm down."

"Thank God."

"Remember this Toboe: Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you," told Hige.

"Who's out to get me? Tsume is, isn't he? Tsume's going to kill me!" The pup immediately jumped to conclusions when he didn't need too. Hige, who enjoyed being evil, once again forgot that if Tsume suffered...they all suffered.

"Are you trying to give the kid an aneurysm!" Tsume shouted "I'm going to run across this table and hurt you!"

"I have the spork," said Hige proudly.

"Should we stop them?" Blue asked.

Kiba shrugged. In a monotone, he said, "You guys. Please. Stop. You are disturbing the peace. Please do stop."

"That was a lot of help," sarcastically said Blue.

"They're starting to give me a headache," said Kiba, rubbing his temples. He stood up in his chair to get everyone's attention and said "I want you all to stop this nonsense at this very instant! You're giving me a headache! Stop arguing!"

All stayed quiet for a moment.

And another moment.

Blue looked at Tsume.

Tsume looked angrily at Kiba.

Kiba stared down at Toboe.

Toboe started crying.

Hige got an idea.

An EVIL idea.

Hige threw his spork at Kiba.

All Hell broke loose.

IIIII

I know, it's short, but atleast it's something! And I know it wasn't funny. I'm not in a good mood. Leave me alone:storms out to her trailer:

Toboe: Forgive her. She's had surgery recently.

:rushes out, bangs Toboe on the head: They didn't need to know:goes back to her trailer:

Hige: Plus she's insane :snicker, snicker:

:shouts from her trailer: You're an idiot, Hige!

Tsume: …I agree.

Hige: Call me an idiot, will you:lets out the air on the authoress's tires: