Hi people of the world/ and or universe. It is I, the crazy lady known as Miss Japan! MwHAHAHAHAH cough cough Anyways, on with my Horo Horo related ficcie.

Everyone's favorite blue haired shaman walked into the bathroom. He stared at the toilet. Millions of thoughts rushed in his mind such as, 'How many people have used this bathroom?' and, 'How many read on the toilet?' and 'What was Ren doing this morning in the bathroom for 3 hours and 26 seconds?' Why was the Ainu timing Ren's bathroom usage time, well let's go little children to the land of flash backs…...

"REN! HURRY THE BLOODY HELL UP!" Horo Horo shouted. Finally the Chinese boy stepped out of the bathroom looking quite aggravated. " WHAT THE FREAK IS WRONG WITH YOU! FIRST, YOU PUT LAXATIVES IN MY TEA, THEN WHEN ITS TIME TO RELIEVE MYSELF YOU SHOVE ME OUT!" screeched Ren so loudly, that Alien 1 and 2 in space heard. Alien asked " mgiuhjgnjnngngn nfnkjnzfjnnfnsnfjdsnfjnb jnjnnjn? (Do you like Japan?)" Alien 2 responded, "gkdiokgdogj nfndsnfnkdngndsgkn ojfijajfidjfoijhjbunhjnh! (I love Japan)" The two went back to their sushi ruled home planet in love. Back to Earth Horo Horo then busted out laughing remebering that morning event. Ren face turned bright red. He grabbed Horo's hair and shoved it into the toilet, then proceeded to flush the toilet repeatedly. Anna heard the ruckus from downstairs and climbed up the stairs to the horrid mess……………

"What the…..?" Anna yelled when she went into the bathroom. Alien 1 and 2 did not hear though, because they were too busy eating sushi and worshiping Japan. Anna saw that Ren was still flushing and Horo had passed out from the non-stop flushing action, his face still in the toilet. Ren saw Anna again and mentally decided that Horo had been quite a bore to him. He grabbed Anna's hair and did the same to her. All of a sudden, the nice men with the new jackets and fluffy rooms came for Ren.

End Flashback

Horo stared at the toilet and said aloud, "What was Ren doing in their anyways!"

Narrator dude: Thus ends Chapter 1 of the Toilet Chronicles! Will Ren ever leave his new fluffy room? When will Horo Horo discover what Ren was doing in there, and whatever happened to Anna? Find out in the next chapter. And while you wait, eat some healthy broccoli gelatin, OR DIE!