A/N: I AM SOOOOO SORRY I HAVEN'T POSTED IN SO LONG. It's just that what with New Year's, Christmas and going back to school, I've been really busy. So, as an apology to all you wonderful reviewers, this entry will be completely angst-free. And by the way, that song on the last entry was "All Downhill From Here" by New Found Glory.

"Bloody Hell, I can't wait until this is all over," Ron complained loudly, rubbing his temples. He, Harry and Hermione were all sitting on a couch in the Gryffindor common room, chatting.

"Yeah, I know. Schools hard enough without people singing about their problems in off-key voices." Harry stated.

"Hey!" Hermione jerked up from her position of sitting next to Harry and leaning on him while his left arm was carelessly thrown around her shoulders.

"Sorry Hermione, I didn't mean you." Harry grimaced. "I guess you weren't around when Ernie MacMillian sung I'm Too Sexy."

"He did?!?" Hermione sputtered, trying hard not to laugh. "Oh my God, I can't believe I missed it! I wish I was there!"

"Should I feel insulted at how eager you sound?" Harry asked, quirking up an eyebrow. Hermione playfully punched him on the arm.

"Believe me. You DON'T." Ron explained. "Apparently, Ernie's DEEP, DARK secret is that he thinks he's hot. And as if that wasn't enough, Ernie decided that the song should come with a striptease"

Hermione's face grew red from trying to hold in her giggles.

"With Professor Flitwick."

"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

All of a sudden, Hermione's laughing was quickly cut off by a loud shout that sounded like it was being amplified by a megaphone.

"PEACE OUT, A-TOWN!"

This shout was quickly followed by a loud, funky club beat that echoed throughout the entire Gryffindor common room. A few students squealed when they recognized the song.

"OMIGOD! USHER! OMIGOD, I LOVE HIM SO MUCH! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Parvati screamed into Ron's ear, who flinched and then promptly fell off the couch.

"Oh dear Lord, no." Hermione moaned as she covered her eyes and pressed herself into Harry's chest.

"Hermione, what song is this?" Harry asked.

"You don't want to know." Was the reply.

All of a sudden, Seamus ran into the middle of the common room, wearing a black suit with a dress shirt, cufflinks, dance shoes and a black baseball cap with an "S" on it tipped to the side on his head.

Yeah, Yeah Yeah, Yeah yeah, Yeaah
Yeah, Yeah yeah, Yeah yeah, Yeaah

Up in the club with my homies, tryna get a lil V-I, but keep it down on the low key, cause you know how it is.
I saw shorty she was checkin up on me, from the game she was spittin' in my ear you would think that she knew me.
So we decided to chill

Seamus continued to sing a smooth, velvety voice as it grew darker in the common room and neon strobe lights shot brilliant multi-colored dots across the walls. Also, neon blue spotlights shot out from random places on the ceiling.

Conversation got heavy, she had me feelin like she's ready to blow!
(Watch Out!, Watch Out!)
She's saying come get me, come get me,
So I got up and followed her to the floor, she said baby lets go,
That's when I told her I said

Yeah (yeah) Shorty got down low and said come and get me
Yeah (yeah) I got so caught up I forgot she told me
Yeah (yeah) Her and my girl used to be the best of homies
Yeah (yeah) Next thing I knew she was all up on me screaming:

Yeah, Yeah yeah, Yeah yeah, Yeaah
Yeah, Yeah yeah, Yeah yeah, Yeaah

A large herd of female Gryffindor students ran behind Seamus and then proceeded to do a complicated, choreographed hip-hop routine. Ron flinched again when he saw Lavender Brown shaking her non-existent ass.

So she's all up in my head now, got me thinking that it might good idea to take her with me,
Cause she's ready to leave (ready to leave)
But I gotta keep it real now, cause on a one to ten she's a certified twenty, but that just ain't me. hey.

Because I don't know if I take that chance just where it's gonna lead,
But what I do know is the way she dance makes shorty alright with me.
The way she (get low!)
I'm like yeah, just work that out for me.
She asked for one more dance and I'm
Like yeah, how the hell am I supposed to leave?
And I said

Several of the students began dancing along to the catchy hip-hop tune of Seamus' song. It was rather disturbing seeing Dean Thomas do the Harlem Shake and Colin Creevey try to Moon-Walk. It just looked like he was walking backwards.


Yeah (yeah) Shorty got down low and said come and get me
Yeah (yeah) I got so caught up I forgot she told me
Yeah (yeah) Her and my girl used to be the best of homies
Yeah (yeah) Next thing I knew she was all up on me screaming:

Yeah, Yeah yeah, Yeah yeah, Yeaah
Yeah, Yeah yeah, Yeah yeah, Yeaah

Out of nowhere, Neville popped out from behind the couch the Golden Trio was sitting in (causing Ron to, once again, fall off) and ran next to Seamus. To everyone surprise, he began rapping smoothly while the diamond medallion with an "N" on it swung wildly around his neck.


Watch out!
My outfit's ridiculous, In the club lookin' so conspicuous.
And Rowl! These women all on the prowl, if you hold the head steady I'm a milk the cow.
Forget about the game I'm a spit the truth, I won't stop till I get em in they birthday suits.
So gimmie the rhythm and it'll be off with they clothes, then bend over to the front and touch your toes.
I left the jag and I took the roles, if they aint cutting then I put em on foot patrol.
How you like me now, when my pinky's valued over three hundred thousand,
Lets drank you the one to please, Neville fill cups like double d's.
Me and Seam once more and we leave em dead, we want a lady in the street but a freak in the bed to say

By now, Hermione had gotten over her mortification and was now singing along with Seamus and Neville and clapping to the beat. Harry merely watched her with a content expression on his face.


Yeah (yeah) Shorty got down low and said come and get me
Yeah (yeah) I got so caught up I forgot she told me
Yeah (yeah) Her and my girl used to be the best of homies
Yeah (yeah) Next thing I knew she was all up on me screaming:

Yeah, Yeah yeah, Yeah yeah, Yeaah
Yeah, Yeah yeah, Yeah yeah, Yeaah

As the song was coming to the end, Neville, Colin and Dean all ran to the join Seamus in the middle to help him finish the song.


Take that and rewind it back, Dean got the beat to make ya booty go (clap)
Take that and rewind it back, Neville got the voice to make ya booty go (clap)
Take that and rewind it back, Seamus got the flow to make ya booty go (clap)
Take that and rewind it back, Colin got the beat to make ya booty go (clap)

Everyone clapped along at the end of the words and then Colin shouted out the final lyrics of the song. As he shouted out the commands for the dance, Seamus, Neville and Dean performed them.

Now, do the A-Town stomp

Now. do the A-Town stomp

Now, do the muscle

Do the muscle, do the muscle, do the muscle

Now, thunderclap, HEY!

Thunderclap, HEY!

Thunderclap, HEY!

Thunderclap, HEY!

Now, rockaway,

Rockaway, rockaway, now rockaway

And cut…

The music finally ended and everyone in the common room let out a wild cheer. Neville and Colin blushed, while Dean merely shrugged and Seamus looked like he was having the time of his life.

When the cheering ended, Ron walked up to Seamus with a questioning look in his eyes.

"Wow Seamus. What the HELL were YOU doing all summer?"

A/N: Yayyyy!! I hoped you like my little treat. It was "Yeah" by Usher, OBVIOUSLY. If you didn't know that, you must have been in a coma for the entire year of 2004. Woohooo, it's a brand new year! Hope you all spend it wisely...