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Rated PG-13 for language… again…
… is Pokémon language translation.
Who said heroes had to get along?
Chapter 2: Enter the Pokémon Trainers
In Gennai's Cave:
"We're in the Digital World? What the hell is that!" Ash Ketchum exclaimed. His companions, Misty and Brock, shared similar reactions. Pikachu stood there in a daze.
"This is a world that—,"
"We don't really care! Why are we here!" Misty interrupted.
"Our world needs your help. Without it, both worlds will be destroyed."
"I'm taking that the other world is ours," Brock commented.
"Yes. You and your… err… "creature" can help us."
"Pika-pikachu!" That's Pikachu to you, bub!
"Oh, you mean our Pokémon?" Ash asked.
"You have more of them? Splendid!" Gennai peered above Ash's head slightly. "Ah, it seems our friends have arrived. Ash, Misty, and Brock, I would like you to meet the Digidestines." The group of three whirled around to see eight teenagers each riding a strange creature.
"Those are pretty big Pokémon," Misty commented.
"What are Pokémon? We're Digimon!" a dedigivolved Agumon explained. Misty gaped at how Agumon—and the rest of the Digimon—had transformed from the huge monster she had seen before into the tiny, almost cute-looking dinosaur that stood in front of her.
"You… you speak English!"
"Well it's technically Japanese-translated English, but yes."
"We're from Japan, too!" Tai and the rest of the Digidestines stared at Misty and her friends.
"Who're they? And what's with the yellow mouse?" Tai questioned.
"PIKA-PIKA! Pi-pika-pikachu!" It's Pikachu! Don't you people watch T.V.!
"It's obviously not a Digimon; it doesn't speak English. But it's awfully cute." Sora walked up to Pikachu and pinched its cheek. "Well hello there, little—AGGH!" BZZT! Pikachu gave Sora a very unfriendly jolt of electricity. "That hurt!"
"Pika-pi!" Don't touch me, bitch!
"Why you little piece of shit!" Matt and Izzy restrained a very angry Tai. "Lemme at him!"
"Don't call him that! Pikachu didn't mean it!" Ash defended his Pokémon.
"Calm down, people! How are you going to save both worlds acting like this?" Gennai asked.
"Why would we want to save their world? It's obviously not a good one!" Tai exclaimed.
"Tai, calm down!" Matt restrained Tai.
"Seriously, you're taking this way too hard!" Mimi added. Brock saw Mimi and went gaga eyed.
"What's your name, pretty girl?" Brock ran over to Mimi and kissed her hand.
"Oh, hell no! You did NOT just touch my bitch!" Joe swatted a flattered Brock away. Mimi looked at Joe with disgust.
"Since when am I a female dog?"
"I-I-uh…" Mimi slapped Joe in the face. T.K. looked at her in horror. He had never seen Mimi slap anybody, nor Joe get slapped. Mimi gave him a weird look back.
"What! He deserved it!" On the other hand, Tai had broken free of Matt and Izzy's grasp and headed straight for Ash.
"How can you defend that 'thing'!"
"That 'thing' is Pikachu! And he's way better than your… Digimon or whatever!"
"Yeah right! Mine can speak English!"
"Well mine can learn four moves! So HA!"
"Mine can Digivolve! Four levels!"
"Well… mine can EVOLVE! Which I guarantee is better! Even though it's only three levels!"
"We have a T.V. show!"
"So do we! And ours is better!"
"We had a movie made!"
"We've had five made!"
"Umm… we have trading cards!"
"We do too! And ours are still selling!"
"Uhh… we had a video game!"
"You idiot! Our series CAME from the video game!"
"We have a manga!"
"Well, we have comics! And they're way better!"
"Nuh-uh! Everyone loves reading right to left! Comics are so… Western!"
"PEOPLE!" Gennai screamed at the top of his lungs. No one had ever seen Gennai scream before. He was really mad. "I did not call you here to slap each other silly and argue constantly! We have two worlds to save! Now if you'd be kind enough to listen, we can get this over with quicker!" Tai and Ash shot each other an angry glance.
"Fine."
To Be Continued!
Coming up next- Chapter 3: The Mission
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